What if Twitter existed long enough to chronicle all historical events?
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@MOSES
Hey, aaron, ? , burn that muthafuckin bush ? , that ? was hittin hard than a muthafucka, I'm finna talk to ? AARON, I'm finna talk to ? !
@Jesus
these ? want me to do everything,look at this ? peter he ate all the bread, now i gotta serve all these hungry ass ? with one loaf of bread.....FML
@Pharoah
*in chappelle voice* ? I AM BLACK, don't you see my FACE! -
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yoooooooooooooo this thread is fuckn hilarious -
@Africanboss just got a DM from the homie @whitey, said they got some bad ? and bomb ass kush on deck. Sendin a yacht to come pick up me n the homies #bauce
@IkeTdatnigga gon head and leave ? , you ain't gon be ? without memr. mista xxlusive wrote: »@HarrietDaUndergroundDiva
Ya’ll already know what it is tonite. meet me at da tunnel……#leggo
@NoahImOnAnArkNigga
2 many animals. Not enough hoes…..#losin
@JosephDaCarpenter
I must have been high off my azz last night but I coulda sworn a ? came to me and said he gon skeet a son in my lady @MaryPutARingOnIt and that I gotta raise the lil ? right…and he was dead azz serious too. WTF?!!......#FML
@MuhamedAttah RT@ThaRealOsama: Are you ready for your virgins?-You know it!
@2Pacalypsenow Headed to the studio, bout to lay this track down for @JuniorMafia #I<3ny!@LuciferSunoftheMorning
? wants to speak with me, hope it’s about that promotion I’m seeking.
@NatTurner
Rebellion going as planned, moving to the next house now.
Add on.@Emmett_Till_luv_dem _white_hos
About to head to Mississippi, chill with my cousins, and hang out with the white folks.@daRealMartinLutherKangJR
Just woke up from a crazy dream..at a hotel in Memphis, Tennessee about to go on the balcony and light up a cigarette
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yoooooooooooooo this thread is fuckn hilarious
Who is that in your avi ngga , got damn -
mr. mista xxlusive wrote: »@HarrietDaUndergroundDiva
Ya’ll already know what it is tonite. meet me at da tunnel……#leggo
lol y'all ? are crazy -
Who is that in your avi ngga , got damn
shiiiiiiiit I wish I knew
I just saw it and saved it. It was floating around facebook -
@HulkHogan This Sunday at #SummerSlam brother, its gonna be massive, all my Hulkamaniacs get ready!
@MachoMan Oooooh Yeaaaa Brother #SummerSlam
@Dre_da_Giant That ngga @HulkHogan aint seein me #chokeslam
@HulkHogan RT @Dre_da_Giant That ngga @HulkHogan aint seein me #chokeslam- Brother there's gonna be 50,000 Hulamaniacs runnin wild, eatin their vitamins brother, what ya gonna doooo -
@ElvisPelvis
them Grits got 2 Me, About To Hit The Bathroom
@Kurt Kobain94'
just done recordin songs 4 my new album, They're so ? awesome it'll just blow your brains out
@Darth*Breathe*Vader
@LukeSkywalker i am your father
@AllenIverson
Taking My Daughter 2 Piano Practice.. Practice?? She Talkin About Practice??
@TRexRoarRoar
WTF is a Meteor?? -
shiiiiiiiit I wish I knew
I just saw it and saved it. It was floating around facebook
I love women's volleyball!!! -
@MikeJordan23
I'm Back -
mr. mista xxlusive wrote: »@HarrietDaUndergroundDiva
Ya’ll already know what it is tonite. meet me at da tunnel……#leggo
winner . -
@LeftEye
Bout to get in da car. Still sad about dat boi we ran over. Had my same last name. A sign? -
@TupacWestsida
This ? nas think he live like me... -
@Adolf “#1 Füher” ?
Final Solution has failed, no choice but to call it quits. Shouldn’t have listened to @Joseph Goebbels.
Me and Eva about to commit that.
Frieden.
@J Edgar Hoover “Da Real Lady Gaga”
@MLK Jr, @El Hajj Malik El Shabazz, @Huey P, @Fred Hampton are waking up too many people.
I got something planned for them, watch.
@Bruce Lee
Got a headache coming, about to take a short break.
@Kobe “Black Mamba “Bryant
Resting up in Eagle County, about to sign autographs for some hotel employees. -
@undertaker
man i dunno about this "hell in a cell" match. i'm not really sold on it. but if vince and ? foley are excited about it...ehh. i just don't see how it's gonna be big.
@jesustheteenagedon
yeah, mama just broke the news that joseph isn't my real father. all these years. how could she do this to me! how could she lie to me! I HATE HER!!
@algore
@!! i just invented something that gonna revolutionized the world. i'm callin it "internet." wait i need to patent this, but damn! tipper is givin me some fired azzz head! i'll do it after...she's...AHHHHH!! what the hell i said i was gonna do again?? -
@CharlieMurphakaDarkness
Damn, Rick James just slapped the ? outta me
@TheRealRickJames
I just slapped the ? outta Charlie Murphy, ol' ? in the ? Navy ? #I'mRickJamesBitch!!! -
Bwahahahaha...you goin to hell@LuciferSunoftheMorning
? wants to speak with me, hope it’s about that promotion I’m seeking.
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@theRealJFK Riding thru Dallas with the top down...hi haters.
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renagade410. wrote: »for some reason this had me dyin
What's funnier is there are some people on here that don't believe they existed, yet fail to realize they are using them to fuel their cars. -
@Winklevoss1
Just waitin on @MarkZuck to finish the specs for #ConnectU and we'll be up and runnin! #can't wait
@Winklevoss1
We're lookin at next month forthe launch, just a few details to iron out!
@Winklevoss1
Ay yo @MarkZuck wudup, holla at me for real, i just DM'd you...
@Winklevoss1
#seethatsthatBullShyt Ayo Twitter family, U see how people do?...always gotta b on they own time
@MarkZuck
Greetings world, my new site is up, check it out- TheFacebook.com -
@JuliusCaesar: my boys pulled together a lil' get together at the casa tonight. gonna be a killer party
@AncientAsteroid: is hittin' up earth today if ya know what i mean -
i think i got it lmao:
@PeterthaDisciple:RT@ServantGirl-You was w/ @Jesus_sonofMan wasnt you?-Nah i wasnt even there
@Servant Girl-You sure?
@PeterthaDisciple-Yea, i dont know Him
@PeterthaDisciple- Nah, i dont know @Jesus_sonofMan -
@sugahillgang: like wtf dude someone like stole our guitars, our drums, like wtf dude this is like totally not gnarly. How on ? 's white earth am going to pursue my music, man #snorting
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