I'm as HETERO as they come.......but does this make me boderline ? ?
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so me and the wife been separated for a lil bit (thread coming soon), by my choice...anyhow check this
I have been juggling 3 women, and finally I've narrowed it down to one, becuz I'm too old to be dating- I want something exclusive but short term
this how it went.....
chick one:
an ex-coworker of my wife, whom my wife hooked me up with, she swore she was a good girl, but I think she was ? other ? (made a thread bout her), not that it mattered, it was her not willing to admit it so I X'd her
chick two:
a mutual friend introduced us......
so one nite after happy hour drinking, (made a thread bout this too) we ran into an old friend of hers who invites us to trail her to the hotel, where she was hosting a pleasure party, it was nothing but ? there, after all was gone except me her and her friend, things turned into a potential 3sum, needless to say things went south.....and afterwards, after sobering up, ol girl blamed me for allowing things to get outta hand so I X'd her
chick three: (here's the dilemma)
a chick I met at the club, average looking (bout a 5) with a phenomenal body, she's a ? , I'm ? her at least once a day sometimes twice, and she loves porn. Now that's where the problem lies, this chick is a str8 freak, no holds barred, she is heavily into ? porn, not female-female. Every time we ? she wants to watch porn, that starts off normal, then it goes in a different direction.
I don't wanna mess up this great sex thang I got going, so does it make me ? if I continue to ? her while two ? banging each out in the background?
I have been juggling 3 women, and finally I've narrowed it down to one, becuz I'm too old to be dating- I want something exclusive but short term
this how it went.....
chick one:
an ex-coworker of my wife, whom my wife hooked me up with, she swore she was a good girl, but I think she was ? other ? (made a thread bout her), not that it mattered, it was her not willing to admit it so I X'd her
chick two:
a mutual friend introduced us......
so one nite after happy hour drinking, (made a thread bout this too) we ran into an old friend of hers who invites us to trail her to the hotel, where she was hosting a pleasure party, it was nothing but ? there, after all was gone except me her and her friend, things turned into a potential 3sum, needless to say things went south.....and afterwards, after sobering up, ol girl blamed me for allowing things to get outta hand so I X'd her
chick three: (here's the dilemma)
a chick I met at the club, average looking (bout a 5) with a phenomenal body, she's a ? , I'm ? her at least once a day sometimes twice, and she loves porn. Now that's where the problem lies, this chick is a str8 freak, no holds barred, she is heavily into ? porn, not female-female. Every time we ? she wants to watch porn, that starts off normal, then it goes in a different direction.
I don't wanna mess up this great sex thang I got going, so does it make me ? if I continue to ? her while two ? banging each out in the background?
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u ? up for messing with a 5...and u aint even say a straight 5...u said about a 5 which means she really a 4....drop that hoe
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just dont turn the ? on..............unless its turns you on then you are a fagoot
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If you have to ask, the answer is "yes".
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soooo
how long have you been ? with ? porn in the background??? -
this..........fiat_money wrote: »If you have to ask, the answer is "yes".
also if she has the nerve to put that on in front of you...you lack some kind of masculinity -
OH MY WOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!
there aint enough gifs on the internet for this thread!!! -
hahaha...hilarious op...frm the '"thread coming soon" like we on the edge of our seats jus waiting on u, to u being a ?
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Yes that makes you ? . But don't worry, we're in 2011...its acceptable now.
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you was a ? before this thread
smh @ you letting your ex wife hook you up with one of her co workers -
so me and the wife been separated for a lil bit (thread coming soon), by my choice...anyhow check this
I have been juggling 3 women, and finally I've narrowed it down to one, becuz I'm too old to be dating- I want something exclusive but short term
this how it went.....
chick one:
an ex-coworker of my wife, whom my wife hooked me up with, she swore she was a good girl, but I think she was ? other ? (made a thread bout her), not that it mattered, it was her not willing to admit it so I X'd her
chick two:
a mutual friend introduced us......
so one nite after happy hour drinking, (made a thread bout this too) we ran into an old friend of hers who invites us to trail her to the hotel, where she was hosting a pleasure party, it was nothing but ? there, after all was gone except me her and her friend, things turned into a potential 3sum, needless to say things went south.....and afterwards, after sobering up, ol girl blamed me for allowing things to get outta hand so I X'd her
chick three: (here's the dilemma)
a chick I met at the club, average looking (bout a 5) with a phenomenal body, she's a ? , I'm ? her at least once a day sometimes twice, and she loves porn. Now that's where the problem lies, this chick is a str8 freak, no holds barred, she is heavily into ? porn, not female-female. Every time we ? she wants to watch porn, that starts off normal, then it goes in a different direction.
I don't wanna mess up this great sex thang I got going, so does it make me ? if I continue to ? her while two ? banging each out in the background?
Just depressed the ? out of me....
So you ? with an ugly chick who make you watch some gross ass ? porn....
Just get back wit ur wife bruh.... -
not looking to good for u
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gotdamnJust depressed the ? out of me....
So you ? with an ugly chick who make you watch some gross ass ? porn....
Just get back wit ur wife bruh....
close thread???? -
lmao....................
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What he said...lol
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bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Sooooonnnn.....so you gettin' your rocks off while Bob is ? Bill in the background?
Nigguh u GAAAAYYYY!!! -
fam u crazy.. cant be ? no chick wit ? porn in the background.. get a new ? to bang its plenty of em outchea
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fam u crazy.. cant be ? no chick wit ? porn in the background.. get a new ? to bang its plenty of em outchea
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oh my woooooooow!!!!!!
there aint enough gifs on the internet for this thread!!!
lol............................ -
if a 5 got enough influence for u to allow it to play, what would a dime have u doing......? u ? , log off.
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Is this a trick question? Of course this makes u a fairy godmother.
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i have a feeling about a 5 = looks like a man
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Yea dats ? nugga.I would let her know from the rip.Slapped her with the remote and told her not to play me and ice grilled her while i continued to destroy her from the back.
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If you're as hetero as they come they must not make dudes like me anymore. You know that ? is gonna blackmail you with that ? the minute you ? her off.
I can't SMH enough at this.
Here's the thing, either you like it, or you're so thirsty for ? that you can't tell a *FIVE* "hell nah, ? , I don't get down like that" either way, epic fail.
The fact that you had to ask also contributes to this fail. -
if a 5 got enough influence for u to allow it to play, what would a dime have u doing......? u ? , log off.
damn damn damn lol
