I'm as HETERO as they come.......but does this make me boderline ? ?

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  • The BAPHOMET
    The BAPHOMET Members Posts: 3,601 ✭✭✭
    edited November 2011
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    tommy_jules wrote: »
    If you're as hetero as they come they must not make dudes like me anymore. You know that ? is gonna blackmail you with that ? the minute you ? her off.



    I can't SMH enough at this.

    Here's the thing, either you like it, or you're so thirsty for ? that you can't tell a *FIVE* "hell nah, ? , I don't get down like that" either way, epic fail.

    The fact that you had to ask also contributes to this fail.

    yeah I guess I'm out here L' ing it up, so I'll take my loss and stop ? with her all together

    but man I tell you, she is the Goddess of sex, its like the perfect sex mate a ? could wish for- minus the ? -porn

    looks wise she a five, not ugly manly looking 5, rather girl next door best-friend looking 5......but her body so cold a ? 'll say she's a ten

    not that it matter though, cuz looks aint what I play on, I'm not a shallow character
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  • clbenzlove
    clbenzlove Members Posts: 235
    edited November 2011
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    es-bee wrote: »
    so me and the wife been separated for a lil bit (thread coming soon), by my choice...anyhow check this

    i have been juggling 3 women, and finally i've narrowed it down to one, becuz i'm too old to be dating- i want something exclusive but short term

    this how it went.....

    Chick one:
    An ex-coworker of my wife, whom my wife hooked me up with, she swore she was a good girl, but i think she was ? other ? (made a thread bout her), not that it mattered, it was her not willing to admit it so i x'd her

    chick two:
    A mutual friend introduced us......
    So one nite after happy hour drinking, (made a thread bout this too) we ran into an old friend of hers who invites us to trail her to the hotel, where she was hosting a pleasure party, it was nothing but ? there, after all was gone except me her and her friend, things turned into a potential 3sum, needless to say things went south.....and afterwards, after sobering up, ol girl blamed me for allowing things to get outta hand so i x'd her

    chick three: (here's the dilemma)
    a chick i met at the club, average looking (bout a 5) with a phenomenal body, she's a ? , i'm ? her at least once a day sometimes twice, and she loves porn. Now that's where the problem lies, this chick is a str8 freak, no holds barred, she is heavily into ? porn, not female-female. Every time we ? she wants to watch porn, that starts off normal, then it goes in a different direction.

    I don't wanna mess up this great sex thang i got going, so does it make me ? if i continue to ? her while two ? banging each out in the background?

    uo.png



    ? you are gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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  • clbenzlove
    clbenzlove Members Posts: 235
    edited November 2011
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    ? ? ?
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  • kzzl
    kzzl Members Posts: 7,548 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    haute wrote: »
    soooo

    how long have you been ? with ? porn in the background???

    Somethings a woman should never need to ask a man.
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  • frostyicy
    frostyicy Members Posts: 2,151 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2011
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    If you gotta question whether you're hetero or ? , always go with the latter.

    Real hetero men never question their sexuality.

    Whether you like it or not.....

    You sir are as ? as the come.
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  • usmarin3
    usmarin3 Members Posts: 38,013 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Woah, male to male porn. No sir!


    Soon she is gonna drop hints of trying a ? on you son, it's a ? trap. She is trying to desensitize you.
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  • kzzl
    kzzl Members Posts: 7,548 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    usmarin3 wrote: »
    Woah, male to male porn. No sir!


    Soon she is gonna drop hints of trying a ? on you son, it's a ? trap. She is trying to desensitize you.

    LOL at this ? waking up like Peter one morning.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgXjRcwV5oo
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  • Bussy_Getta
    Bussy_Getta Members Posts: 37,679 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Mikko_ wrote: »
    I don't think the t/s is necessarily ? , but he's definitely so thirsty and desperate for ? that he will do anything to get it, which is not a good thing at all. I can't even imagine approaching my Man with some ? like this.

    i was just gonna type this exact ?
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  • fiat_money
    fiat_money Members Posts: 16,654 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    pico rivera wrote: »
    i was just gonna type this exact ?
    No you weren't, you may have typed something similar, but it is extremely unlikely it would've been exactly the same.

    Impossible really.


    And OP is a ? .
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  • fiat_money
    fiat_money Members Posts: 16,654 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    By "? ", I mean "? ".
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  • Bussy_Getta
    Bussy_Getta Members Posts: 37,679 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    fiat_money wrote: »
    No you weren't, you may have typed something similar, but it is extremely unlikely it would've been exactly the same.

    Impossible really.


    And OP is a ? .

    ? you smart ?
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  • The BAPHOMET
    The BAPHOMET Members Posts: 3,601 ✭✭✭
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    pico rivera wrote: »
    i was just gonna type this exact ?

    naw I aint desperate, she's a rare find when it comes to sex- minus the ? porn
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  • King_Me
    King_Me Members Posts: 663 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    If ya ? can get hard listening to 2 men moan in the background, not only are you ? but you're a ? as well.
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  • fiat_money
    fiat_money Members Posts: 16,654 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Ball So Hard Univ. wrote: »
    If ya ? can get hard listening to 2 men moan in the background, not only are you ? but you're a ? as well.
    Realest post in this thread.
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  • Bussy_Getta
    Bussy_Getta Members Posts: 37,679 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    ES-BEE wrote: »
    naw I aint desperate, she's a rare find when it comes to sex- minus the ? porn

    i feel what your saying but i watch the ? porn and i wouldnt even think of playing that ? with a male in my presence

    she probably really feeling that ? and is going the extra mile for you tho
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  • frostyicy
    frostyicy Members Posts: 2,151 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2011
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    Ol Fleece Johnson ass ? .
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  • The BAPHOMET
    The BAPHOMET Members Posts: 3,601 ✭✭✭
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    pico rivera wrote: »
    i feel what your saying but i watch the ? porn and i wouldnt even think of playing that ? with a male in my presence

    she probably really feeling that ? and is going the extra mile for you tho


    see that's what makes her goat with sex, she's very open, and that's why I never commented on her ? porn fetish cuz I don't wanna come off as judging resulting in her shutting me out

    and I feel I'd be a hypocrite cuz I love some ? girl porn

    really to be honest I don't mind her watching, becuz I don't gotta look.....I can be eating the ? while she watches

    but the fellas making me realize this ? ? , so I'm a stop ? with her
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  • UPTOWN
    UPTOWN Members, Moderators, Writer Posts: 13,009 Regulator
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    fiat_money wrote: »
    If you have to ask, the answer is "yes".
    i swear on everything this was my exact post when i read the title .... i knew id be paying the price for reading the OP


    smh @ myself


    i hate you esbee
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  • UPTOWN
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    Ball So Hard Univ. wrote: »
    If ya ? can get hard listening to 2 men moan in the background, not only are you ? but you're a ? as well.


    if this thread wasnt so ? this would be one of the posts of the year
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  • leftcoastkev
    leftcoastkev Members Posts: 6,232 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    ES-BEE wrote: »

    becuz I'm too old to be dating
    I want something exclusive but short term
    ???????????????????? This is a time and energy waster. Why even commit exclusivity if you KNOW it's gonna be short term.
    chick one:
    an ex-coworker of my wife, whom my wife hooked me up with, she swore she was a good girl, but I think she was ? other ? (made a thread bout her), not that it mattered, it was her not willing to admit it so I X'd her
    ok, Ball one
    chick two:
    who invites us to
    a pleasure party
    after all was gone except me her and her friend, things turned into a potential 3sum, needless to say things went south
    Strike one
    ??????????????? How do things go south from a 3some with 2 chicks you AINT commited to???? Dudes is going to pleasure parties now?
    chick three: (here's the dilemma)
    a chick I met at the club, average looking (bout a 5)
    Every time we ? she wants to watch porn, that starts off normal, then it goes in a different direction.
    I don't want no chic bad enough to go through that. You let her control the situation to THAT degree. I hope the sound of the TV/computer is off during the event..........
    Strike Two
    I don't wanna mess up this great sex thang I got going, so does it make me ? if I continue to ? her while two ? banging each out in the background?
    If you even have to question your own self...................
    Strike Three


    You a messy dude brah.
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  • The BAPHOMET
    The BAPHOMET Members Posts: 3,601 ✭✭✭
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    @leftcoastkev yeah I hear you cats, I'm chalking this one up- take the L and stop ? with ol girl all together

    as far as exclusive but short term, I'm not in a rush to get in a knowingly long term relationship I'm fresh in a separation over an life altering issue.......I just want sum ? and female compassion from a steady chick but I also want us to be only dealing with each other
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  • Bussy_Getta
    Bussy_Getta Members Posts: 37,679 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2011
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    wassup wit you and yo wife ?
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  • Gooner
    Gooner Members Posts: 9,761 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2011
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    how r u not desperate?
    a) ur ? a 5
    b) u hav to be a ? in order for a 5 to give u some ?
    c)ur a desperate ?
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  • J-GUTTA
    J-GUTTA Members Posts: 9,107 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Arent these the finest twin sisters you've ever seen?..
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vnOpJU2F5E
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  • Bussy_Getta
    Bussy_Getta Members Posts: 37,679 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2011
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    yes they are
    annoying tho
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