Rhino, hippo, or lion?
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I'll fight the hippo
Lions are too quick, powerful and agile on land and once they grip you it's over.
Rino have tough armor and have that horn to puncture you. They built up speed too.
As for the Hippo, they are pretty slow and tend to stay in the water most of the day. I'm pretty sure i can out swim a hippo too, and i don't think they go in water that comes over their heads.
You do know a hippo can run up to 30 mph regardless of their size right and swim up to 5 mph. LOL -
Haul Judos wrote: »
Damn he just crush that little cheetah. -
So yall gon pick a lion?
So yall gon pick something that HUNTS for a living?
So yall gon pick a full grown, 600 pound, agile, aggressive, hunter, has a lot of time putting in killing things?
Ill go with a rhino.
either way you pick you gon die.
but it all depends on the weapon i get
if i had a light machine gun with 500 in the clip ill take on all three -
Well damn, looks like the question should be "which way do you rather die in a less painful way". I'm going with the lion because they lion goes for the jugular and give you a quick death. The rino and hippo is trying to crush and gore ? , i want a instant death.
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LMAOWell damn, looks like the question should be "which way do you rather die in a less painful way". I'm going with the lion because they lion goes for the jugular and give you a quick death. The rino and hippo is trying to crush and gore ? , i want a instant death.
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I'd take on all 3 in hopes two would die fighting each other and the 3rd would be pretty wounded or too tired to attack me, I'd then ? it and walk out.
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At this point, its no reason we shouldnt be able to see these kinda fights on youtube.
I'd like to see a bull and polor bear lock ass!! -
A hippo can't jump but they are also known to ? crocodiles
A lion is quick, has sharp claws and teeth.....he will put you in the Upper Room in no time
A rhino is slow and damn near blind, so I'll have to go with the rhino -
? it ill fight all 3 cuz im that ?
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that would be the day i'd hit a line of coke...i tell you that much.....
can't do not ? like that sober...
a line of coke.. a shot of pure adrenaline....and a senzu bean -
I'll go with the Lion.
Hippos and Rhinos are not predatory by nature so when they ? they make it real gory.
A rhino has poor eyesight and will just gore the ? out of anythng in front of it.
A Hippo will use it's large mouth and strong jaw pressure to basically bite a man in half
A lion would just suffocate you which is the least painful of the ways to die, plus you'd have a better chance against something that weighs at max 600 lbs and than something that weighs over a ton. -
GodSpeed215 wrote: »At this point, its no reason we shouldnt be able to see these kinda fights on youtube.
I'd like to see a bull and polor bear lock ass!!
Start up an underground fight club for animals.
UAFC: Ultimate Animal Fighing Champions
Polar Bear v Grizzly -
skooby2315 wrote: »? it ill fight all 3 cuz im that ?
lol ? it dont even look like u like going camping.... -
A male lion is lazy as hell that sleeps / rests about 18 -20 hours a day, if it's a female lion, it's a wrap
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I know it wouldn't happen cause animal rights activist would get bent out of shape but imagine being able to see random animals square up and get it on. a Silver back guerrilla vs a grizzly bear. a bull mastif vs.a cheetah ect. Have Joe Rogan calling that hoe
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This.. hippos have an estimated 2000-45000 lbs of pressure when they bite down. the ? i look like going in a ring with the threat of my head being caught between one of those mofos jaws.
just look what it did to this watermelon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USw8_qpZJQQ
and this lioness
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yc1S0NkZU_0&feature=related
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It's not crush weight though, so it can't ? me or break my bones by accidentally stepping on me or some ? .fiat_money wrote: »Lion, easily.
Much thinner hide, and not heavy enough to crush me.
Plus, it would be the most fun.
The lion (Panthera leo) is one of the four big cats in the genus Panthera, and a member of the family Felidae. With some males exceeding 250 kg (550 lb) in weight
that's a lot of weight.. one could probably suffocate you with that weight if it wanted
250kg<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<3000kg
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simba would be mad....
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I'd fight the hippo in mid day phoenix heat of 115 degrees. Let the sun dry that ? to death. Ill i got to do is dodge that ? .....BOSS
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A male lion is lazy as hell that sleeps / rests about 18 -20 hours a day, if it's a female lion, it's a wrap
Ummmm nah. While male lions are lazy as ? , they do have 2 major roles. Making babies and ? up anything that threatens the pride. So basically all they do is sleep, ? , and fight. The females hunt, but they aren't nearly as aggressive barring situations where they have to defend their young. -
GodSpeed215 wrote: »At this point, its no reason we shouldnt be able to see these kinda fights on youtube.
I'd like to see a bull and polor bear lock ass!!
Start up an underground fight club for animals.
UAFC: Ultimate Animal Fighing Champions
Polar Bear v Grizzly
That would be the ? , imagine be stoned watching that.
I couldn't be the Dana White of it because of PETA, but ? dammit I'd be a shareholder
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hippo. i would run in circles until its too tired and go in for the ?
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Ioniz3dSPIRITZ wrote: »hippo. i would run in circles until its too tired and go in for the ?
A hippo will run faster than you ? ?
i doubt that im pretty fast plus i know how to break ankles
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdfQJ3n0_rY
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