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Maybe its already been posted...And its probably lies, but...
Dead Serious News: Move over Adam and Eve. Here comes Adam and Steve, as well as Samantha and Delilah. A newly revised ? -friendly Bible is set to go on sale in the next few weeks. Reaction to the announcement has been met with venom from conservative Christian groups.
Pink Cross Publishing, the same company that published a ? -friendly version of the Koran, stated that they were adding the finishing touches to the newly revised Bible. Mary and Joseph will be replaced by Mary and Josephine, a lesbian couple unable to have children the conventional way, hence the ? birth of Jesus. All of Jesus’ disciples will be ? except for Judas. In the new Bible, all of the disciples will pair off after the Last Supper with the exception of Judas. Satan will also be straight. The new ? -friendly Bible has yet to be named.
Westboro Baptist Church has promised to picket Pink Cross Publishing and any store selling the new Bible. In response, members of the ? community have stated that they will purchase the new Bible to support Pink Cross Publishing.
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Alot of people are going to be heated!!
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The LOLCat bible and Skeptics Annotated Bible are superior.
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hopefully it's lies.. but it will support my unpopular theory...
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lol these ? ? out'chea wilin B.
? trippin they already have a bible it's called Greek and Roman mythology.
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They edit the Bible all the time.
I think in the distant future, certain books, and passages will start to magically vanish from the Bible.
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INB4 there is no book of Leviticus or 1 Corinthians.
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They edit the Bible all the time.
Bible been edited. Almost all the stories are straight bites from Egyptian allegories. ? fugazi than a mug dun. -
HyenaKilla wrote: »That there alone proves religion is a sham.
I'm almost attempted to agree. Let this ? marinate for 50 years and they'll have churches preaching this ? like truth. smh. Whomever wrote the bible should sue for copyright infringement. -
? Lmao
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Haul Judos wrote: »hopefully it's lies.. but it will support my unpopular theory...
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LOL LOL LOL LOL
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tbh, I doubt ? people are the major purchasers of these books.
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I BETTER NOT NEVER HEAR A CHRISTIAN CHURCH TELLIN NOBODY THAT ITS OK TO BE ? AND HAVE ? MARRIAGE
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It'd be a class-action lawsuit.HyenaKilla wrote: »That there alone proves religion is a sham.
I'm almost attempted to agree. Let this ? marinate for 50 years and they'll have churches preaching this ? like truth. smh. Whomever wrote the bible should sue for copyright infringement.
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Oh the irony & hilarity...lmao. The bible belt will not be happy about this.
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Straight karma its what those jokers get for making up a story about Ham and Cushites to justify slavery.
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What if Kat and your woman wanted to get it on?
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LOL what if something happened and only the ? bible was left and ppl followed it like law in the future?
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All males love lesbian action. Don't lie Dro, it's cool because it's natural to like something natural -
Except ? males
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I don't know about all the bible edits, and I don't speak on what I don't know. But I know there's a ? , and i'm sure ? is tryin his patience with this foolery.
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I don't know about all the bible edits, and I don't speak on what I don't know. But I know there's a ? , and i'm sure ? is tryin his patience with this foolery.
Assuming the ? that may exist is concerned with these trivial things.
Like Humans being concerned with two male ants ? .
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