Biggest Lies You Were Told As A Child...

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  • MF_Doomerville
    MF_Doomerville Members Posts: 2,287 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I wanna ask you very religious posters this. Why is it that when someone claims to be saved or brought back to life by ? , they just experienced a miracle but when a dude slaughters his wife and kids, then says the devil told him to do it, he's just bat ? crazy. You gotta take the bad with the good, don't you?
  • A1000MILES
    A1000MILES Members, Writer Posts: 13,287 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    @squall That's cool, I still don't care...Iono what happens once I die though, I haven't died...Til then erthing is just speculation...So if you find out that you can, come back and holla at me man.
  • A1000MILES
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    @MF sigh...once it starts it don't stop...bruh, Iono any deeply religious person that doesn't believe that there is evil in the world...so a religious person who dismisses a murderer as crazy due to his admission of being controlled by said evil...is just ignorant, or a hypocrite, or whatever...that does happen...religion doesn't make you smarter or more wholesome than anyone...it can help with that but above all it just gives a person something to have faith in...nobody has it all the way right...
  • Wild Self
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    @1000miles we live in an era where bitchassness runs the land
  • MF_Doomerville
    MF_Doomerville Members Posts: 2,287 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    @1000miles props for the realness bruh.
  • VIBE
    VIBE Members Posts: 54,384 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Kushington wrote: »
    Santa.





    Youre entitled to your opinion, but why do you hate ? VIBE?

    I don't hate ? , I just don't believe in it/him.
  • VIBE
    VIBE Members Posts: 54,384 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    ^^ lol cuz I put a chick i'm tryna ? in check 2day... I drove 2 pick her up and take her and her son and her cuzin 2 dey cuz crib... she was talkin 2 some cute chick but she was on my time... so I told her "man bring yo ass on... I ain't tryna be jus sittin here" she gave me dat look like "? ?" but turned around and brought her ass 2 da car tho... lhh..

    ? tell you to do this?
  • damobb2deep
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    I wanna ask you very religious posters this. Why is it that when someone claims to be saved or brought back to life by ? , they just experienced a miracle but when a dude slaughters his wife and kids, then says the devil told him to do it, he's just bat ? crazy. You gotta take the bad with the good, don't you?

    who told u this?.... ? say " u da devil" all da time...
  • damobb2deep
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    VIBE wrote: »
    ^^ lol cuz I put a chick i'm tryna ? in check 2day... I drove 2 pick her up and take her and her son and her cuzin 2 dey cuz crib... she was talkin 2 some cute chick but she was on my time... so I told her "man bring yo ass on... I ain't tryna be jus sittin here" she gave me dat look like "? ?" but turned around and brought her ass 2 da car tho... lhh..

    ? tell you to do this?

    nope but da devil jus told me 2 tell u 2 shut da ? up...
  • Dreams & Egos
    Dreams & Egos Members Posts: 365
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    You get pregnant from kissing
  • Wild Self
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    Lady Zee wrote: »
    @Wild Self, it's not that I like guys treating me like ? lol, 'nice guys' just bore me..

    say a guy that had a sense of humor that kept you laughing, knew how to have casual fun, and was unpreductable, you would stay with him over a "nice" guy that was simple and indecisive.
  • Knives Amilli
    Knives Amilli Members Posts: 4,632 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Squall wrote: »
    Oh, yea. That karma, nonsense, too. Absolute ? .

    nosign

    Tell that to the millions of rich mafuckas whose fortune was built on the blood and tears of others.
  • A1000MILES
    A1000MILES Members, Writer Posts: 13,287 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    How does "nice" equate to boring, indecisive, or simple?...? all twisted outchea, smh.

    Anyway...I was told Ronald McDonald was a real clown who founded a restaraunt...This belief lead to great disappointment later down the line.
  • SlickestR
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    ? when from childhood lies to the justifying the nice guy lol
  • NeighborhoodNomad.
    NeighborhoodNomad. Members Posts: 2,731 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    santa
    the bible (out of context)
    a monkey turned into a man
    history/government classes 8th-12th grade
    marijuana kills brain cells
  • TheIraq
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    Jesus is white.............
  • Doctopian
    Doctopian Members Posts: 305 ✭✭✭
    edited June 2012
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    "Winners never cheat, and cheaters never win."

    "If you ? , you'll go blind."

    "Things happen for a reason."

    "When you do dirt, dirt will comeback on you."

    "The good guy always gets the girl."

    I'll avoid the adults/imaginary friends angle, as I am not trying to turn a dead horse into paste.
  • down2earth
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    Being married to a good woman is all you need to be happy


    then i get older and realize half the married people i know are miserable/headed for divorce and the other half are constantly saying "wait as long as you can"....lolsmh.
  • 7figz
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    Behind every good man, there's a good woman... (or some variation)
  • A1000MILES
    A1000MILES Members, Writer Posts: 13,287 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    "White girls are off limits"
  • moedays
    moedays Members Posts: 1,503 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Trockm wrote: »
    moedays wrote: »
    Trockm wrote: »
    Santa Claus
    Easter Bunny
    Tooth Fairy
    Pots of gold at the end of rainbows

    My father killed all them early in my childhood. Early.

    I'ma do that ? too...

    I got my sons early, but don't the heart to tell my daughter yet. She's only 4.

  • moedays
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    My hands are far from hairy

    lmao

  • moedays
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    irad4185 wrote: »
    WWF, smh
    Michael Jackson could do magic
    Some kid told me his brother had the Knight Rider car

    i swear i c/s wwf/wcw...

    i smh when i see how obviously fake dat ? is now....


    ? u jus got hit n da head with steel steps and u only bleed on ppv? and technically u get knocked out every time u loose a match ( finnishing move) ? should be on some nfl concusion ? a long time ago... lbvs..

    C/S this ? . My moms tried to tell me, but I just wasn't hearing it.

  • texas409
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    that white folks could do no wrong
  • Gooner
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    Always wear condoms...