Hilarious Review of the Slaughterhouse album

3) COFFIN

WHAT LABEL IS BUSTA RHYMES ON? THIS ? IS ON EVERY LABEL ON EARTH. ? IS SIGNED TO LAFACE & ? . ? BUSTA RHYMES IS ON LIMP BIZKIT RECORDS B ONLY ? WITH A SOSODEF CHAIN IN 2012. ? THIS ? IS SCREAMINGGGG OVER THESE ? RIDICULOUS SYNTHS DOG I'M ACTUALLY DYING LAUGHING WRITING THIS B. THAT ? SOUNDS LIKE 2 CATS ? ON A CASIO KEYBOARD MEEEEOOOOWWWWW DOODOO DODO-DODO. THEN BUSTA COMES IN WILD AGGRO LIKE WATTUPWATTUPWATTUP!!!!!! SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP ? EVEN YOU SCREAMING CAN'T KEEP ME AWAKE FOR THESE RAPPITY RAPPING ASS ? MAN. HIT BOY PRODUCED THIS ? BY DRAGGING A BEAT HE MADE ON XANAX AND MOLLY OUT OF HIS RECYCLE BIN AND EMAILING IT TO EMINEM. BUDDEN ALWAYS SOUNDS LIKE HE HAS THAT SPIT SUCKING TUBE THEY PUT IN YOUR MOUTH AT THE DENTIST IN HIS MOUTH WHEN HE RAPS. I'D RATHER HEAR THAT ? LATEST STRIPPER SPOUSE SLAP HER ? TOGETHER. I CAN'T DISTINGUISH THESE ? FROM EACH OTHER EXCEPT FOR ROYCE CUZ ROYCE DOES THAT STUPID ? WHERE HE PAUSES AND SAYS A WORD WITH EMPHASIS LIKE HE'S AMAZED AT HOW NICE HE IS. OH YOU LAUGHED FOR A WHOLE BAR YO THAT'S VERY CREATIVE MY ? YOU REALLY PUSHING THE BOUNDARI---ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

5) HAMMER DANCE

YO I WAS ACTUALLY HOPIN THIS WOULD "SAVE "THE ALBUM SINCE ? TALKED ABOUT IT INCESSANTLY LIKE IT WAS "IN DA CLUB 2" BUT AS SOON AS THIS ? CAME ON I THOUGHT THE ? DOWNSTAIRS WAS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK REMIXES & ? . THIS SOUNDS LIKE KORN. WHICH IS WILD APPROPRIATE CUZ THESE ? ARE KORNBALLS. "REAL NAME IS MY RAP ? THIS WHOLE ALBUM IS ASS KID!" (THAT'S MY REMIX) THIS IS ENYCE BUTTONDOWN MUSIC B. THIS IS ECKO SWEATSUIT MUSIC. THIS IS MUSIC FOR ? WHO DRIVE THEY MOMS SIENNA LE TO THE SUPERMARKET TO BUY YOGURT, JUMP IN THE DRIVERS SEAT, SPIN THEY HAT 180 DEGREES AND START BLASTING ? LIKE THIS ALL THE WAY TO THE STORE.

7) MY LIFE

YO THIS HOOK IS GREAT THIS BEAT IS GREAT I ALMOST LIKE THIS SONG EVEN THOUGH IT SOUNDS LIKE A PEPSI COMMERCIAL...IF YOU TAKE SLAUGHTERHOUSE OFF IT. WHO GAVE THESE ? THIS SONG? WHO DID EMINEM BLOW TO GIVE THIS SONG TO THIS COLLECTION OF SUPERMARKET BRAND RAP ? ? THIS SHOULDA BEEN T.I. NEXT SINGLE. IS HE IN JAIL? CAN SOMEBODY GIVE JOE BUDDEN SOME NASONEX? ? SOUNDS LIKE HE HAS THE ILL SINUS INFECTON. I BET YOU THOUGHT THIS SENTENCE WAS GONNA BE A QUESTION BUT ITS NOT. YO REMEMBER WHEN CEELO GREEN WAS IN THAT VIDEO WITH THE METAL DURAG? LOLZ. YO I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT THIS SONG ANYMORE B. ROYCE SAID "? WALL TO WALL" I CAN ASSURE YOU IT'S NOT NO ? AT A SLAUGHTERHOUSE SHOW B JUST ALOT ALOT ALOT OF WHITE KIDS IN HUGE FITTED HATS AND THAT #BLACKTWITTER DUDE BACKSTAGE GEEKED ABOUT BUDDEN LETTING HIM TAKE PICTURES OF HIM AND HIS LATEST SMILLZ NUDE.

12) FRAT HOUSE

DAMN SON. ? DID A SONG ABOUT COLLEGE. ? STOPPED THE BEAT TO SAY "MOLLY'S." ALL INTENSELY LMAO! YO GET THIS ? OUTTA HERE. WHAT IS IT WIT THESE ? AND TERRIBLE SYNTHS? WHAT A STUPID ? IDEA THIS SONG IS. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THESE ? CREATIVE PROCESS IS BUT ? HAD TO HAVE CONVENED AT SOME POINT AND SAID "YO LETS DO A SONG CALLED FRAT HOUSE AND DO MAD PUNCHLINES ABOUT COLLEGIATE LIFE EVEN THOUGH ALL OF US GOT GED'S" AND THEY ALL AGREED. THEN THEY BEDAZZLED THEY HOODIES TOGETHER AND JOEY SHOWED THEM HOW TO CUT THE SLEEVES OFF A DENIM JACKET AND WEAR IT. ? THIS.

14) PARK IT SIDEWAYS

YO I PARKED THIS ALBUM SIDEWAYS IN THE RECYCLE BIN MY ? THIS ? IS SO WACK I'M GONNA PUT THIS REVIEW AND MY EAR CANALS OUT OF THEY MISERY. NOT EVEN REVIEWING THE LAST TWO JOINTS CUZ UNLESS THEY JUST THREW IN 2 SONGS FROM "IT WAS WRITTEN" THERE'S NOTHING THAT CAN SAVE THIS OUTSTANDING PIECE OF WEED CRUMBLING PARAPHERNALIA. IF I HAD A PHYSICAL COPY OF THIS ? I WOULD THROW IT IN THE AIR AND SHOOT IT. I HAD HIGH HOPES FOR JOELL ORTIZ WHEN HE CAME OUT BECAUSE I'M RACIST AND BLINDLY SUPPORT LATINOS AND PEOPLE FROM THE BRONX (I KNOW HE'S FROM BROOKLYN BUT I'M SAYING LIKE FOR EXAMPLE I ? WITH FRED THE GODSON CUZ HE'S FROM THE BRONX.) JOELL ? UP AND JOINED DAUGHTERHOUSE AND NOW HE'S DOING KISS & STYLES BACK AND FORTH BARS WITH A ? WHO SPENDS MORE TIME WIFING STRIPPERS AND HOES THAN DARIUS MCRARY. THIS IS NOT WHAT I HAD IMAGINED FOR YOU JOELL. SMH.


OVERALL I GIVE THIS ALBUM A "GET THE ? OUTTA MY FACE WITH THIS ? " OUTTA 10. 10 BEING THE HIGHEST AND GET THE ? OUTTA MY FACE WITH THIS ? BEING SELF EXPLANATORY. IMA MAKE A SHORT LIST OF THINGS THAT ARE LESS BORING AND/OR MEDIOCRE THAN THIS ALBUM