Gunplay turns himself into jail for armed robbery and assault. vid and new song inside

bazooka wrote: »

chiyosuke wrote: »

bazooka wrote: »

eminem way way way better than ross. they shouldnt even be in the same sentence

@bazooka you've never heard of rule #5?

nah whats that

@My_nameaintearl wrote: »

When another poster has got you trapped into a corner and is about to deliver that ether, not all hope is lost. Here are some popular techniques to save yourself from taking an "L".

1.) Call the poster white:
Calling the poster white immediately takes the attention off the topic at hand. Calling someone white causes their entire posting history and credibility to be put in question. A "white poster" exposure nullifies any opinions that the poster has and their entire argument is automatically deemed forever invalid. Accusations such as these are not taken lightly. Following a "white poster" accusation, the board of Black Militant Posters (BMP) will stop the thread and request proof pictures of the poster in question. After thorough inspection,if African descent is confirmed, the BMP with grant approval for the debate to continue. This technique should buy you enough time to move into a safer thread.

2.) Call the poster a House-? or ?
If the attacking poster has already been confirmed to be of African Descent by the BMP, calling him white will not work. In tricky cases such as these, you may want to consider calling the poster a house-? or ? . Calling the poster a house-? will immediately alert the BMP and they will stop the thread. A house-? investigation is long and difficult and the BMP will need sufficient evidence before they will proceed with this process. At this point, all you have to do is say that the poster likes 50 cent or Eminem. This strong evidence will force the BMP to activate a level 5 security warning and release their Maybach Music Swat team to stop the thread and take the poster in custody for deep intense investigation. If the BMP has enough evidence to confirm the poster is a house-? , this poster will be labeled "white" and will be forgotten forever.

3.) Post Naked Females
If the thread gets too dangerous, posting a picture of a naked attractive female could possibly derail the thread and save you. These will cause ? posters to request the name of the female so they can look them up and ? to them. Following a picture such as this, fellow posters will join in and post pictures of females they also find attractive.This traffic very often breaks up the debate and saves you from ether.

4.) Say Your Favorite Artist >>>>>>>>>> Their Favorite Artist
The more ">>>>>>>>" the better. The key here is too exaggerate as much as possible. Claim their favorite artist sucks and they are overrated. Also pretend you don't know much about their favorite artist and claim that you haven't heard their most recent album yet. No matter how the poster responds, insult them by telling them "they caught feelings". This fatal technique, when done correctly, can cause the poster to log out and refrain from posting for weeks.

5.) Unleash the Gee
When you have no other options and no way out. When all hope is lost and the death of your posting career is on the horizon, all you have to do is say one word........Eminem. The power behind this word cannot be described. Be cautious before even considering typing this into one of your posts. This single word unlocks a poster with powers that even the mods fear. Locked away in Rick Ross threads is a fat, stubborn, and uneducated poster that yields the power to not only derail a thread, but an entire forum. His name is Gee. Some say Eminem ? his mother when he was younger. Some say eminem refused to sign him an autograph. Some say he is eminems biggest Stan, and his fanhood grew so strong that it turned into hate. Gee is relentless and unforgiving. He won't stop until every thread is derailed. This is a last resort. When you unleash Gee, you may want to logout and view the destruction as a guest.

6.) You are on the internet, therefore you are wrong.

You will be amazed at how you can get away with using this one even though YOU ARE ON THE INTERNET TOO. Many years ago, it was considered lame and geeky to spend any appreciable amount of time on a computer. Now that this technology pervades our world, you would have to be either a hermit or an idiot to avoid using the world wide web to your fullest advantage. Despite this, you can effectively create the illusion that the only real discussion of Hip Hop takes place in mom n' pop record stores, literally on street corners, or in jail cells. If you are unable to form a logically coherent argument and people seem to be starting to notice, simply accuse your opponents of being on the internet. This maneuver can transition perfectly into calling them house negros. (if you have ever seen the websites that pro-black groups design, you will understand that apparently, only house negros know how to use computers)

If you are called out on using this tactic, lie and say you are browsing from your new 5G phone while in the club, getting head from a model, running for mayor, etc.

7.) Sales don't matter. (except for when they do)

I don't even have to explain this one. If your boy isn't moving units, it's because the white masses aren't interested in his pro-black message (about selling ? ). If he goes gold, it's proof that he's the hottest artist in the game. But even if he doesn't reach those levels, you can simply move the goalposts by calling into question whether X amount of records is really a flop or not. Are the people you're debating with selling five thousand records? Probably not. Point this out to them, and try to pretend that it matters. If this does not work, use method number 5 and take the day off from posting.

8.) Avoid that ? like the plague

Never confront any logically sound opposition to your campaign of stannery. Log out for a few days and brainstorm new topics that will be difficult to link to your previous L's. If questioned on your absence, type "LOL" followed by a made up story about how you have better things to do than post on an internet forum. If this claim is challenged, search your hard drive for old pictures of yourself with your cousin, post them, and say that she is your girlfriend.

Lab Baby wrote: »

Let's look at this in a grown man's perspective, cuz there's too many jokes and frivolous ? flying around. Here's a man who has had an opportunity to turn his life around since at least 06 when Ross dropped his first album. An opportunity some people would literally ? for. For 6 years this man has done nothing but do drugs, get into (losing) fights, and rob ? . Who the ? is in this dude's ear right? You got a chance to travel the world, leave the hood and the ? alone, and make a positive way for yourself and your family, and you're getting warrants. Warrants that happened before the BET ? btw. GP and people like him are ? . They squander great opportunities just to fulfill some thug image or maintain their false sense of pride. Then blame another ? or Whitey when they get locked up. I don't give a ? who don't like what I said, it needs to be said. These dudes need to grow the ? up.

infamous114 wrote: »

Lame ass H-Rap stayed using those techniques.

GZus wrote: »

Lab Baby wrote: »

Let's look at this in a grown man's perspective, cuz there's too many jokes and frivolous ? flying around. Here's a man who has had an opportunity to turn his life around since at least 06 when Ross dropped his first album. An opportunity some people would literally ? for. For 6 years this man has done nothing but do drugs, get into (losing) fights, and rob ? . Who the ? is in this dude's ear right? You got a chance to travel the world, leave the hood and the ? alone, and make a positive way for yourself and your family, and you're getting warrants. Warrants that happened before the BET ? btw. GP and people like him are ? . They squander great opportunities just to fulfill some thug image or maintain their false sense of pride. Then blame another ? or Whitey when they get locked up. I don't give a ? who don't like what I said, it needs to be said. These dudes need to grow the ? up.

But GP is grinding hard right now and all last year so hop off that ? nuts. You already know what he stand for and how he opperates yet you want him to be a square like the rest yall ? .

If he wasn't really living that life you would say he lying in his raps. When he actually does live that life, he's squandering opportunities (but he's been grinding the past year and a half)

Damned if you do damn if you don't....

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