**Crash Course 101 - Topic: Understanding Women's Logic**
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Tommy_Milfhitta
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Maybe some if u veterans outchea who have spent several years figuring out the mind of a woman, can school a young'n. IC ladies if u could add your input that would be much appreciated.
To start of with there is much that I would like to discuss but for the sake of not getting derailed I will start of with this question.
Why is that when some women like some guy they feel the need to hook the dude up with their most attractive friend. Logic should tell u that if u like someone, why the ? r u gonna hook ur single, attractive friend up with this guy when u know damn well u like him?
It's happened to me plenty of times were I would meet girl A through girl B and end up kickin it with girl A only to find out months down line that girl B always had a secret crush. Like wtf? I know damn well that if I'm plotting on a chick last thing I'm gonna do is introduce my homie,who is generally more successful with women than I am to her in the beginning stages, until I have made my mark on the broad.
But this seems to be a common thing in my personal experience with girls, can y'all drop dat science so I can atleast try to understand why the ? women do that cos dat ? is illogical to me.
To start of with there is much that I would like to discuss but for the sake of not getting derailed I will start of with this question.
Why is that when some women like some guy they feel the need to hook the dude up with their most attractive friend. Logic should tell u that if u like someone, why the ? r u gonna hook ur single, attractive friend up with this guy when u know damn well u like him?
It's happened to me plenty of times were I would meet girl A through girl B and end up kickin it with girl A only to find out months down line that girl B always had a secret crush. Like wtf? I know damn well that if I'm plotting on a chick last thing I'm gonna do is introduce my homie,who is generally more successful with women than I am to her in the beginning stages, until I have made my mark on the broad.
But this seems to be a common thing in my personal experience with girls, can y'all drop dat science so I can atleast try to understand why the ? women do that cos dat ? is illogical to me.
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Women, like men, like to hide their feelings
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CeLLaR-DooR wrote: »Women, like men, like to hide their feelings
I can understand that but y wud u then go and hook them up with ur homeboi/ homegal?
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this sums everything up -
Ill give you the abridged version..
Abandon Logic.
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Skyler White wrote: »she didn't have a crush on you initially
once you started smashing her friend, her friend started whispering in her ear about what dat ? do
now she wants to taste your ? .
It's all starting to make sense now... I had to GOAT ur post for opening my eyes. -
the first step to understand womens logic is their logic is flawed
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All human logic is flawed lol and all of it has fallacies. The important thing is to understanding women is that whatever affects them, they will stand firm on that stance. Find out what is of value to them and what they love and it will all come together.
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Skyler White wrote: »Tommy_Milfhitta wrote: »Skyler White wrote: »she didn't have a crush on you initially
once you started smashing her friend, her friend started whispering in her ear about what dat ? do
now she wants to taste your ? .
It's all starting to make sense now... I had to GOAT ur post for opening my eyes.
well while i have your ear, let me learn you a thing or two, young padawan
women are primal creatures, we think with our ? just as much as men think with their ? . men hate hearing that ? because it usually means your ? can and will cheat given the opportunity, but its truth.
we are a fiercely competitive species. girl A didn't want you at first because to her, you weren't getting any ? . and who wants a man that can't get ANY ass? if you're not attractive to anyone else, then you're not attractive to her. it's natural selection at work. female animals do this all of the time in the wild.
so now you're ? her friend. and secretly girl A thinks she's better than girl B. so she's thinking whatever girl B did to get you, she can do that and then some. she wants to "steal" you away from girl B because you're a trophy. it's an ego trip for her. she's thinking of all kind of ways yall can ? on the side and grin in girl B's face because she's a grimey ? like that, it warms her heart to ? on her friend. and if you were a trill ? , you'd capitalize on the opportunity.
this is why EVERY man must ? a sorority girl. if you're successful, you can employ all of the logic that I've blessed you with in this post and manage to ? ALL of her line sisters. (disclaimer: I am not/have never been in a sorority, bless ? )
Somebody give this ? a trophy. If only your advice also came with a sandwich on the side Too -
Another thing...women give each other horrible, horrible advice
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Oh yeah this is classic. Sticky this ? .
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some of them sorority sistas be lookin like a flock of geese....all of'em? no thanx
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here is the deal. women are not like men, they never will be. you should actually appreciate that about them. Learn to read body language, read between lines, and know that she will be driven by her emotion first. Stop bein so friendly. They see it as a weakness, because a leader is not always your friend.
Thats one thing I dislike about women. -
being helpful = weak
being polite = weak
being gentleman like = weak
being respectful = weak
showing morals = weak
showing dignity = weak
being intelligent = weak
being loyal = weak
being trustworthy = boring -
an oldhead one time told me something that I find to always be true:
"women are just taller children"
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I'm not sure exactly why the first two pic is in the same category but i assume a cat, gta4, and a woman shares the same logic.
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blakfyahking wrote: »an oldhead one time told me something that I find to always be true:
"women are just taller children"
yep. ive heard that too -
A lot of knowledge being dropped in this thread
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Women aren't too difficult to understand though...Only thing is, every now and then, they do some unexplainable ? ...Like bein' mad at you and not lettin' you kno' that they're mad...then tellin' you they're fine and explodin' the next week...
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oh ..trust I dont even give'em the time of dayCopperKing wrote: »being helpful = weak
being polite = weak
being gentleman like = weak
being respectful = weak
showing morals = weak
showing dignity = weak
being intelligent = weak
being loyal = weak
being trustworthy = boring
if a woman really feels that way, you are definitely better off not dealing with her ever
something is wrong with this generation tho, it's really disconcerting
I once overheard a woman talking to two of her friends and she actually said " I dont really like (whatever some dudes name was) ...I mean he's nice but hes too much of a good boy...he always lookin out for his family..."
one of her friends agreed but I was relived to hear the other say "well wtf u want"...then she proceeded to say some ignorant ? beyond belief but I got up and took my chimmy changas to go.... -
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Im just here for the memes. I was not disappointed.
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Skyler White wrote: »Tommy_Milfhitta wrote: »Skyler White wrote: »she didn't have a crush on you initially
once you started smashing her friend, her friend started whispering in her ear about what dat ? do
now she wants to taste your ? .
It's all starting to make sense now... I had to GOAT ur post for opening my eyes.
well while i have your ear, let me learn you a thing or two, young padawan
women are primal creatures, we think with our ? just as much as men think with their ? . men hate hearing that ? because it usually means your ? can and will cheat given the opportunity, but its truth.
we are a fiercely competitive species. girl A didn't want you at first because to her, you weren't getting any ? . and who wants a man that can't get ANY ass? if you're not attractive to anyone else, then you're not attractive to her. it's natural selection at work. female animals do this all of the time in the wild.
so now you're ? her friend. and secretly girl A thinks she's better than girl B. so she's thinking whatever girl B did to get you, she can do that and then some. she wants to "steal" you away from girl B because you're a trophy. it's an ego trip for her. she's thinking of all kind of ways yall can ? on the side and grin in girl B's face because she's a grimey ? like that, it warms her heart to ? on her friend. and if you were a trill ? , you'd capitalize on the opportunity.
this is why EVERY man must ? a sorority girl. if you're successful, you can employ all of the logic that I've blessed you with in this post and manage to ? ALL of her line sisters. (disclaimer: I am not/have never been in a sorority, bless ? )
quote this if you didnt read
