'your non-? gf catching you watching ? porn' unappreciation thread
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earth two superman
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this ? has happened to me twice in my life. first time one catches me watching crystal clear and she wouldnt shut up about me wishing she was really that fat.( i didnt).
then a few years later after college, a different one catches me watching Samantha GGG and it confirms her suspicion i was cheating on her with her fat white friend ( i wasnt)
real talk i love my girl now but if she interrupts me watching lisa sparxxx i may just divorce her.
then a few years later after college, a different one catches me watching Samantha GGG and it confirms her suspicion i was cheating on her with her fat white friend ( i wasnt)
real talk i love my girl now but if she interrupts me watching lisa sparxxx i may just divorce her.
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Crystal clear got a lot of dudes in trouble. Everytime my ex thought I was cheatin she would say oh pick me up a tub of ice cream I know you like em obese
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Crystal clear got a lot of dudes in trouble. Everytime my ex thought I was cheatin she would say oh pick me up a tub of ice cream I know you like em obese
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earth two superman wrote: »this ? has happened to me twice in my life. First time one catches me watching crystal clear and she wouldnt shut up about me wishing she was really that fat.( i didnt).
Then a few years later after college, a different one catches me watching samantha ggg and it confirms her suspicion i was cheating on her with her fat white friend ( i wasnt)
real talk i love my girl now but if she interrupts me watching lisa sparxxx i may just divorce her.
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lmao my wifey think the same ? ...i just like to look tho ? really ? wit a hefty ?
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Lmmfao!!!!
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Real lingo everytime we were walking around having a nice day a big chick would walk by and she would have the stink face. ? got annoying so I left her for a big broad she was ? like "yall two fat ? deserve each other now go eat a cow together" lmfao
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That ? aint no joke. ? just don't understand
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Real lingo everytime we were walking around having a nice day a big chick would walk by and she would have the stink face. ? got annoying so I left her for a big broad she was ? like "yall two fat ? deserve each other now go eat a cow together" lmfao
dead like cousin of sleep's pops* -
real talk tho crystal clear looks hella good for a obese ? ........
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I'd definitely ? her and not be ashamed
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can't lie though
i do ? with some Autumn East every now and then.....and Lani (there's two ? ? with that name though, but there is one that CLEARLY looks better than the other one...she's more hard to find online) -
? its off topic, but im rubbin won out and my GF WALKS in one me. she knew what i was "but not what i was watching" she clinbs next to me, looks over and was like wtf is this??????????????
movies was called her first whilte cick. she walks out cursin and we wound up breakin up over it. over a 10 dollar dvd porno. she wasent real. -
oh yeah Claudia Marie FTW!
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funny how ? porn is dope as ? but i would never boo up a ?
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crystal clear stay gettin' ? caught up out here
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If you watch it and beat your meat to it then your into big ? in my book
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missiamtheshit wrote: »If you watch it and beat your meat to it then your into big ? in my book
no it just means i would ? the ? out of them but never make them wifey -
b@squ1@t redux wrote: »no it just means i would ? the ? out of them but never make them wifey
smh....... you might as well. the issue i have is dont front like you dont like big ? then when you go home the first thing you do is log onto ? .com
? dont wana be seen with them because of what people might say. if thats what your into then fck it dont front for me.
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theres a lot of ? i would ? but never boo
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lmao @ this thread and the responses
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lmao @ ? saying Crystal Clear be getting ? caught up
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This thread sure helped a slow day at work.
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thatdamnjay wrote: »one of the top 5 thread titles of the year :tu
then why was it moved to donkey. this is actually a worthwhile grown discussion. -
my girl who was around 26 or 27 at the time busted me on some teen ? porn ? . I thought it was hilarious
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