Name an embarassing simp moment (don't lie we've ALL done it at least once)
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Well it wasnt really simpin but....I done pm'd 8 hoes on here a Merry Xmas on Christmas morning.
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alright ? it ...
..so back in like '07 i was ? with this ol amazonian ass chick ...well anyways ..she invited me over for a little party her homegirl was having .. a bunch of people i knew was there i brought my hommie and was like this ? gone be coo ... well anyways the party was straight but i ended up staying over the night thinking i was about to slide up in that crease like it was allll to the good ... baby girl gave a ? no play ..put a ? on the couch downstairs ..i had already told my ride to go home cos i thought it was "going down"... so in the am i had no way of getting back home ... so she comes downstairs and was like "so how the ? you getting home ? ?" ..i was like well ? i thought you maybe could take me? (this conversation was one of the most awkward ever btw) she was like "what the ? i look like? what you thought was going down?... you shoulda had one of them ? bring you back" ...i said "im sorry, look... ill put some gas in your ? if you shoot me back to the crib" ... she finally took me home and cussed me out the whole way ...
felt like a straight simp ass sucka ..... i should'a caught the damn bus cuhz... i put $15 dollas in that brawds tank... smh
plus i think she crushed my cigarettes that were in my pocket as i slept.... jeeesus -
got off work and still had my uniform on, hit up a soul food spot, call b4 i got there, took me like 20 min's to get there,so i get there, for some reason there aint nuthin but, and i mean nuthin but bad ? , only ? in there was cooking the food, ....so i get to the back where you can pick up ya food, cause its a bar too...this ? gonna tell me 15 more min...i look to the bar side, at all these bad ? , looked down at my ? ass uniform, ? know im smelling and ? , asked dem ? to use the bathroom,slipped out the back door on some ? ? ,drove 15 minutes home,showered up and put on that fly ? , ? even broke out the iron for some ? that already had a crease,get back to the spot...all the ? is gone, and i mean all...this ? back like "damn son it wouldnt even that serious"...all dem ? was laughing..? i felt like that Indian cat from them old litter commercials, ? just dropped one tear.....dem turkey wings was banging though
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JDSTAYWITIT. wrote: »alright ? it ...
..so back in like '07 i was ? with this ol amazonian ass chick ...well anyways ..she invited me over for a little party her homegirl was having .. a bunch of people i knew was there i brought my hommie and was like this ? gone be coo ... well anyways the party was straight but i ended up staying over the night thinking i was about to slide up in that crease like it was allll to the good ... baby girl gave a ? no play ..put a ? on the couch downstairs ..i had already told my ride to go home cos i thought it was "going down"... so in the am i had no way of getting back home ... so she comes downstairs and was like "so how the ? you getting home ? ?" ..i was like well ? i thought you maybe could take me? (this conversation was one of the most awkward ever btw) she was like "what the ? i look like? what you thought was going down?... you shoulda had one of them ? bring you back" ...i said "im sorry, look... ill put some gas in your ? if you shoot me back to the crib" ... she finally took me home and cussed me out the whole way ...
felt like a straight simp ass sucka ..... i should'a caught the damn bus cuhz... i put $15 dollas in that brawds tank... smh
plus i think she crushed my cigarettes that were in my pocket as i slept.... jeeesus
Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse than A1000's story...JD crushes the buildings.
DIZZAM!! I was gonna use use this for the ether...
or maybe this...
But the ether that ? dropped, deserves SOUND for maximum etherage...
http://youtu.be/lAFZnvTfFAs
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..slipped out the back door on some ? ? ,drove 15 minutes home,showered up and put on that fly ? , ? even broke out the iron for some ? that already had a crease,get back to the spot...all the ? is gone, and i mean all...this ? back like "damn son it wouldnt even that serious"...all dem ? was laughing..? i felt like that Indian cat from them old litter commercials, ? just dropped one tear.....dem turkey wings was banging though
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ohhhh it was bad bruh ....one of them L's that will change you to the core forever
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Freshmen year I was told this cute girl I would eat her ? so i did, i was expecting head to but she just left my house
. Couple days later her friends was clowning me. She transferred after that year tho.. -
Got dayum
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MikeydaGawd wrote: »Freshmen year I was told this cute girl I would eat her ? so i did, i was expecting head to but she just left my house. Couple days later her friends was clowning me. She transferred after that year tho..
Damn ex did my azzz like this, kicked me out, but gave her 40 dollars before I left.
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darkone360 wrote: »JDSTAYWITIT. wrote: »alright ? it ...
..so back in like '07 i was ? with this ol amazonian ass chick ...well anyways ..she invited me over for a little party her homegirl was having .. a bunch of people i knew was there i brought my hommie and was like this ? gone be coo ... well anyways the party was straight but i ended up staying over the night thinking i was about to slide up in that crease like it was allll to the good ... baby girl gave a ? no play ..put a ? on the couch downstairs ..i had already told my ride to go home cos i thought it was "going down"... so in the am i had no way of getting back home ... so she comes downstairs and was like "so how the ? you getting home ? ?" ..i was like well ? i thought you maybe could take me? (this conversation was one of the most awkward ever btw) she was like "what the ? i look like? what you thought was going down?... you shoulda had one of them ? bring you back" ...i said "im sorry, look... ill put some gas in your ? if you shoot me back to the crib" ... she finally took me home and cussed me out the whole way ...
felt like a straight simp ass sucka ..... i should'a caught the damn bus cuhz... i put $15 dollas in that brawds tank... smh
plus i think she crushed my cigarettes that were in my pocket as i slept.... jeeesus
Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse than A1000's story...JD crushes the buildings.
DIZZAM!! I was gonna use use this for the ether...
or maybe this...
But the ether that ? dropped, deserves SOUND for maximum etherage...http://youtu.be/lAFZnvTfFAs
MY GAWD LOL!!!
shoulda added this
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@will munny u strait i can relate to that
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gooooooooddamn.
yall dudes should call yourselves the simp gawds.. -
When I was 17 I used to date this dude I met at my job. He used to come through all the time and i would hook him up with free groceries and let him cash checks and give more money back than what he was suppose to get. One day I asked him for his number and he obliged! He was in the military so I thought I was doing big things being that I was in high school. ( I never liked dating military cats b/c in my town they will call you a barricks bunny in a min.) But this dude was extra fine so my head was gone!!
Some how we loose contact and two years later i see him on base. I was like what happened to you. You just up and left. I loved you! ? was like "You was just a f*ck! I got a wife."
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kissed a stripper b
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*never simped post*
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MzzKlapBak wrote: »When I was 17 I used to date this dude I met at my job. He used to come through all the time and i would hook him up with free groceries and let him cash checks and give more money back than what he was suppose to get. One day I asked him for his number and he obliged! He was in the military so I thought I was doing big things being that I was in high school.
Some how we lose contact and two years later i see him on base. I was like what happened to you. You just up and left. I loved you! ? was like "You was just a f*ck! I got a wife."
I didnt know R kelly was in the army. -
Startin to understand the gloominess on this site. Im in my 30s and if i told my "simp" moments they dont even register on the scale compared to the ones on here. I be wonderin why folks be all negative, maybe cause they are quick to give up whatever dignity they have like idiots. Keepin your dignity>losin it.
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^^^ Most of these moments are from when ? was younger and dumber, cuh...Like mine were from 11 & 16...It's really not that serious, go head and post a moment cause you know you got one, lol...
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NoCompetition wrote: »Startin to understand the gloominess on this site. Im in my 30s and if i told my "simp" moments they dont even register on the scale compared to the ones on here. I be wonderin why folks be all negative, maybe cause they are quick to give up whatever dignity they have like idiots. Keepin your dignity>losin it.
This ? here. Smh
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