Cleveland Browns Roast Thread
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BlackxChild wrote: »If Julio jones, rg3, Andrew Luck, Russell Wilson had been drafted by the Browns they probably would've sucked anyway....
they'd probably all be dead or retired -
Just can't stay off our ? .
And the reason Heckert got fired was because Joe Banner wants his own people, as did Holmgren.
Heckert will be hired because of that Julio trade. We've gotten 5 starters out that trade. That trade is the reason my Browns has any optimism.
That Julio trade was still dumb fam. -
How does Cleveland attract free agents? Who says "I wanna go to nice, snowy Cleveland"
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lol @ Bill Obrien interviewing for the Browns job and then deciding to stay at Penn State. A school on probation, no bowl prospects, all his recruits dipped, and the program is known more for ? -? than football.
All that >>>>> browns. smh.
Ether to the highest degree. -
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Dam 4got all about this one this Cleveland Roast is gonna go on for years to come
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since rejoining the NFL for the 1999 season, the Cleveland Browns have:
-14 seasons
-3 first team all-pros
-6 coaches
-9 different quarterbacks lead the team in passing
-10 different running backs lead the team in rushing
-won 73 games
-lost 151 games
-been to the playoffs 1 time (2002)
-won 0 playoff games
-tied for 1 division title (2007)
-still missed the playoffs after tying for the division title (2007)
i'm sure there is more but looking this stuff up is making me sad
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Just can't stay off our ? .
And the reason Heckert got fired was because Joe Banner wants his own people, as did Holmgren.
Heckert will be hired because of that Julio trade. We've gotten 5 starters out that trade. That trade is the reason my Browns has any optimism.
That Julio trade was still dumb fam.
This is you =
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Laugh now cry later haters lol
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To the browns fans lurking in here...
The correct answer is: "They're still my squad so it's whatever."
Or something to that effect. Anything else just makes you look dumb and full'a feelings. 'Cause ya squad has given you absolutely nothing to defend it with. -
Are there gonna be roasts/ether threads of other teams in the NFL? (Like San Diego or something like that)
These jokes is old as ? ,but still:
How many Cleveland Browns does it take to win a Super Bowl?
Nobody knows and we may never find out!
What do the Cleveland Browns and possums have in common?
Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Why is Brandon Weeden like a grizzly bear?
Every fall he goes into hibernation.
How many Cleveland Browns does it take to change a tire?
One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up
Why do the Cleveland Browns want to change their name to the Cleveland Tampons?
Because they are only good for one period and do not have a second string!
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Another L: Chip Kelly chose to keep his college job over cleaveland.
When asked why he said
"multiple uniform combinations >>>> multiple consecutive losing seasons." -
Just got a job offer from Cleaveland to coach the browns...
...But I told'em I had to go to work an' ? . -
Atleast you woulda been rolling wit some winners. Seeing as how the Falcons have NEVER won a championship. Technically makes the team, franchise, and city as a whole........? Losers.
Once again. How dare you post in this thread? -
Lol this ? bragging about something that happened in 1965. Meanwhile the Browns have never even played in a super bowl.
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? said "Rollin with some winners" lmaaaaaaooo.
He didn't even believe that when he typed it. He sat there for 5 minutes thinking...
"man, I shouldn't even post this dumb ? ... Oh well, ? it, give it that Ol cleaveland try..." -
ROFL this thread is a classic
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lmao @ rollin wit some winners nd rofl @ them interviewing a CFL coach
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When I head the guy say that Gordon's wife left him and took the kids to Cleveland in TDKR I was thinking :Damn Commissioner G must have did some really foul ? for his wife to choose living in Cleveland rather than staying in the same city as him".
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Y'all would have a respectable team with a ring had the original team stayed. Lol @ Ray Lewis in the hall of fame as a Brown
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dazerferfly wrote: »Are there gonna be roasts/ether threads of other teams in the NFL? (Like San Diego or something like that)
These jokes is old as ? ,but still:
How many Cleveland Browns does it take to win a Super Bowl?
Nobody knows and we may never find out!
What do the Cleveland Browns and possums have in common?
Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Why is Brandon Weeden like a grizzly bear?
Every fall he goes into hibernation.
How many Cleveland Browns does it take to change a tire?
One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up
Why do the Cleveland Browns want to change their name to the Cleveland Tampons?
Because they are only good for one period and do not have a second string!
Those last 2 jokes were brutal son.
But they'll be alright if they gets some recievers and a decent coach. The Defense was straight. -
Makaveli Joker wrote: »Y'all would have a respectable team with a ring had the original team stayed. Lol @ Ray Lewis in the hall of fame as a Brown
Except the Browns did stay and they would not have had the spot in the draft to get Lewis anyway. -
The Browns will be solid they are close. They were in many games this year and have a solid core of Richardson and decent o-line, josh gordon and joe haden. Plus that one LB forgot his name
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Makaveli Joker wrote: »Y'all would have a respectable team with a ring had the original team stayed. Lol @ Ray Lewis in the hall of fame as a Brown
that's not how it would have played out. Ray Lewis would be in jail for murder if he were ever a Brown
