Ether For The Soul: Return Of The Simp Chronicles
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My story would require multiple posts but I'll keep it simple:
I was talking to this chick for awhile but she had a BF when I met her. He was kind of a scumbag but I didn't care, he destroyed her self-esteem and had her out here all ? up. The broad had gotten 2 abortions and the second was ? up, he already had a kid and told her he didn't want another one (that's why she got the abortions). Anyway fast forward she finds out through FB that he had other broads he was ? and one of whom he had gotten preggo. She finally got her ? together and stopped ? with him...or so I thought.
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Me and her got into it because after her & him broke up we were supposed be "dating" but I found out she was kicking it with some other cat. She lied about it for awhile and at the time I was still doing my thing so I didn't care. Then I see on FB some ? this dude was talking it was some freaky, flirtatious type ? and my soul was on fire. I was hot under the collar, I acted an ass, she finally admitted it and our friendship was ruined.
A lot of ? happened in between that stuff but over time as our friendship ebbed and flowed, I got over it and we started talking again. Her and the new ? were getting into it. At the same time I had another female friend who was telling me that I needed to go all out if I wanted the chick myself. So I did, made some admissions I shouldn't have made, she returned the favor, I thought things would work out but I was still kinda leery. So I called her (I hadn't actually talked to her on the phone since we fell out the first time) and tried to get her to verbally say what she had been texting me and she didn't, in fact she doubled down on her relationship. So I said "? it" and benched her again.
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Fast forward a little while longer, her and the dude broke up...supposedly. Anyway she was trying to contact me again and she was getting the cold shoulder. She claimed she dumped ol' boy for me etc etc, I didn't believe it. She flipped out, said she dumped a good man for me and I'm treating her bold all that type of ? . I told her I didn't and couldn't trust her anymore and she said she was gonna prove herself to me, which I thought was cool. Anyway I go to NC for a week and while I was down there one day I didn't hear from her. Next morning we exchange greetings I ask her what was up the day before she said she was "hanging out", I asked what that meant she said "just dancing & dinner", so I said "so it was a date?" She said yes, I told her she stressing me out and not to contact me anymore in her gotdamn life.
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Bout 2 months later I start getting weird DMs on twitter and full length text messages in apology and other stuff. I'm disregarding all this ? . She talking about how she doesn't deserve me as a friend etc etc and I'm still not responding. Time passes and she texts me a question "how do you feel about a girl who gets pregnant and the guy disappears". I said "she dumb" (knowing it was her), then she text me back like "I guess I am dumb huh?".
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The conclusion: after that happened, I actually lol'd. Then she admitted that she wasn't pregnant by the ex-boyfriend, she was pregnant by the first ? she was with when I met her! Apparently she let dude hit more time, she got pregnant and he vamped on her. She always felt guilty about the 2 abortions and thought she couldn't get pregnant again and this became her miracle baby. Ultimately the baby was a preemie (bout 3 months premature) she got some health issues but she cool. I don't ? with her at all and our friendship was totalled the first time but we chat sometime. Bottomline is Karma is a ? . I had played a few chicks in my lifetime then I got played by her. She played me and then got ? and dumped by some one else. So I guess it all worked itself out. I didn't really learn a lesson but it was an experience I never want to go through again... -
@John_Blazini We need you on this one fam.
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MzGrahamBitches wrote: »Smh..so a girl is a ? if she turns down a prom invite?
And what's up with these elaborate invitations these days?
What happened to passing a note in third period?
It's like you only read the parts you wanted to read. And first women complain about ? not being romantic/thoughtful, but elaborate is bad?
Birds of a feather flock together. But she hates black guys. You don't. -
oooohhhhhhh....this story speaks close to my heart, cuz i almost feel like a loser for telling it, cuz it still burns even me......
well...back in ym teenage years, i was a late bloomer... meaning i didn't loose my virginity till i was damn near 20....normally i don't openly talk about that ? ... but it's crucial to the story......
i was always good with the ladies, but i always sucked at closing the deal....something that i eventually remedied...but i ain't gonna lie it plagued me for a while....so much that every now n then, my boys would casually "throw me an easy one"...basically chicks that they knew to be easy ? , and put me on with them so i could get rid of that "V"...now one day, i think was like 16, my cousin gave this one chick my number, and she called, and soon into the convo i figured out what it was....
but shorty was just maaaaaaaaaaaaaadddddddd annoying, i could not talk to this chick for nothing... so my boy who happened to be at my house playing video games with me, got the phone, and i let him talk to her....
now i knew that they exchanged numbers.... but no one....and i mean....no one.......... ever knew how far it went to ? hit the fan.....
now this chick was the freak of my cousin's neighborhood...i met her a few times.. she had a phat ass, but she was mad annoying in person too....i just never really cared for her....even though my cousin, and a bunch of ? from around his way used to go in her grandmothers basement and run trains on shorty all the time....i couldn't ? with it....i never got down with that train ? (i know typical ? ? )......but yea ? ran in her grandmothers ? so much, that they sent her ass down to virginia in her sophmore year in highschool with her military family....cuz she was just brining too many ? in and out of her grandmothers house....
now fast forward like....5 years.....smh.....she finally moves back to bmore....grown woman now....done picked up some weight n ? .. but she still had a fatty......i talk to my cousin, and he was like "guess who back in town?" shorty pickig up right where she left off... giving ? head, letting ? beat.. some things never change....well.. i was out on my own by then, and i had cut a lotta people back...so my homeboy who i was talking about int he beginning of the story, we didn't hang like that no more, but we still talked from time to time....infact at the given moment, he was putting me on to a job off of his recommendation......when i gotta call from my uncle
dude was asking me about my boy, .....i was like yea he cool....he asked me did i ever meet his girl before?
i'm like naw.. i ain't even know the ? had a girl....i ahven't really caught up with him that much, we just talk about the job he hooking me up with and what not....well he's like.. ask him about his girl, cuz i'm almost positive, i saw her with some ? from around the way...on the regular....
basically... my boy was still ? with this neighborhood ? ......all these years, they've been staying in touch...and they been "inlove" yet she never stopped letting multiple ? ? .......i mean her whole neighborhood done ? .....and was actively ?
and the audacity of it was that she knew that he was my boy, and i met her through my cousin...i don't know how she thought she'd never get caught up....so when we put it all on the table..shorty started crying on some "they just hating on us cuz they don't have anybody that love them...i love you and i'd never do anything like hat"
? crazy right?
no...this ? took her side and proceeded to come at all of us on some straight aggressive ? ....
i deaded all that ? , and made everybody just cut him off from all crews....nobody that we grew up with, hung out with, or anything like that could comment on the ? ...cuz i had too much respect for how we came up to let that ? get out...
i just said, that ? gotta wife, a family and he ain't really got time for ? right now.....
o yea...she was pregnant..and he was claiming the child, and i was trying to tell him to ge that ? tested when all hell broke loose....my whole thing was if she ? ? she know you know...who's to say she ain't ? ? you don't even know about..... but yea...that ? broke my heart man...and to this day still ? with me a little
Yo Du, these hoes aint ? mane. -
Mannn...
My older bro is in a friendship group and its like 6 or 7 dudes and 1 girl. This 1 girl used to date 1 of the other dudes. My bro and like 3 of them are simping hard on her over the last 2 years. Now its all like a competition between them to win her over even though they are all best friends from school, and she's playing all of them (sad to see happen). i mean he drops everything to do whatever she wants, like literally, if she rang him right now and told him to drive 200 miles to pick her up, so she can go ? another man, he wouldnt hesitate.
This some sad ? , it was just her birthday last week, he made her a giant novelty cupcake..... was destroying to see. i almost slapped the ? out of him. he goes out, in the snow in the morning, to get ingredients, to make this stupid ? a cake.
For xmas he made her a scrapbook........ SMFH....
Ironic thing is, if he ignored once in a while or went for some other ? , she would ? her pants. probably get him further. -
stupot0607 wrote: »Mannn...
My older bro is in a friendship group and its like 6 or 7 dudes and 1 girl. This 1 girl used to date 1 of the other dudes. My bro and like 3 of them are simping hard on her over the last 2 years. Now its all like a competition between them to win her over even though they are all best friends from school, and she's playing all of them (sad to see happen). i mean he drops everything to do whatever she wants, like literally, if she rang him right now and told him to drive 200 miles to pick her up, so she can go ? another man, he wouldnt hesitate.
This some sad ? , it was just her birthday last week, he made her a giant novelty cupcake..... was destroying to see. i almost slapped the ? out of him. he goes out, in the snow in the morning, to get ingredients, to make this stupid ? a cake.
For xmas he made her a scrapbook........ SMFH....
Ironic thing is, if he ignored once in a while or went for some other ? , she would ? her pants. probably get him further.
I have never heard of a man that made a scrapbook. How old is this dude? SMH -
stupot0607 wrote: »Mannn...
i almost slapped the ? out of him.
You should have.
Or at least done something like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbZEkFLXh9Y -
black caesar wrote: »stupot0607 wrote: »Mannn...
My older bro is in a friendship group and its like 6 or 7 dudes and 1 girl. This 1 girl used to date 1 of the other dudes. My bro and like 3 of them are simping hard on her over the last 2 years. Now its all like a competition between them to win her over even though they are all best friends from school, and she's playing all of them (sad to see happen). i mean he drops everything to do whatever she wants, like literally, if she rang him right now and told him to drive 200 miles to pick her up, so she can go ? another man, he wouldnt hesitate.
This some sad ? , it was just her birthday last week, he made her a giant novelty cupcake..... was destroying to see. i almost slapped the ? out of him. he goes out, in the snow in the morning, to get ingredients, to make this stupid ? a cake.
For xmas he made her a scrapbook........ SMFH....
Ironic thing is, if he ignored once in a while or went for some other ? , she would ? her pants. probably get him further.
I have never heard of a man that made a scrapbook. How old is this dude? SMH
Made a scrapbook type thing for my ex.... -
Smh. I swear y'all ? make my L's seem tiny. ? makin scrapbooks, cup cakes, wifing neighborhood smuts, etc. My goodness!
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Aone is real lady your daughter? Yall have similar storytelling abilities
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CashmoneyDux wrote: »MzGrahamBitches wrote: »Smh..so a girl is a ? if she turns down a prom invite?
And what's up with these elaborate invitations these days?
What happened to passing a note in third period?
It's like you only read the parts you wanted to read. And first women complain about ? not being romantic/thoughtful, but elaborate is bad?
Birds of a feather flock together. But she hates black guys. You don't.
I read your entire post, those were some of my thoughts.
Nothing wrong with romance but next time make sure your target has given you reason to believe she will appreciate your effort..rookie mistake that's all. -
CashmoneyDux wrote: »black caesar wrote: »stupot0607 wrote: »Mannn...
My older bro is in a friendship group and its like 6 or 7 dudes and 1 girl. This 1 girl used to date 1 of the other dudes. My bro and like 3 of them are simping hard on her over the last 2 years. Now its all like a competition between them to win her over even though they are all best friends from school, and she's playing all of them (sad to see happen). i mean he drops everything to do whatever she wants, like literally, if she rang him right now and told him to drive 200 miles to pick her up, so she can go ? another man, he wouldnt hesitate.
This some sad ? , it was just her birthday last week, he made her a giant novelty cupcake..... was destroying to see. i almost slapped the ? out of him. he goes out, in the snow in the morning, to get ingredients, to make this stupid ? a cake.
For xmas he made her a scrapbook........ SMFH....
Ironic thing is, if he ignored once in a while or went for some other ? , she would ? her pants. probably get him further.
I have never heard of a man that made a scrapbook. How old is this dude? SMH
Made a scrapbook type thing for my ex....
You cool, but keep that ? to yourself and never mention that to anyone you know. Take it to the grave. -
Bignorm had the GOAT story.
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@Sion drop that story.
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smh Here we go.
So I was dating this chic off and on for about 5 years. Everything was all good at first than I realized I wasnt really ready for a serious relationship like that and one day I asked her If she loved me after a few months of dating and she said yes smh. That ? turned me off so I let her know we shouldnt be "together" anymore cause I didnt like her like THAT, she was hurt got over it and we kept ? lol. Needless to say this ? buddy ? went on for another 4 years or so on top of some ? super real ? I dont wanna talk about between me and her lol. I had other chics on the side throughout the years, she claims she only had 1 but we always kept going back to each other. She kept fighting to get me back and being the selfish ? that I am I wouldnt give her all of my time but we still kept ? cause we both wouldnt let each other go for someone else. Finally one day she tells me that shes dating this dude. At first im thinking ok cool she aint going nowhere, not after all this time. She then starts to tell me that she really likes the guy. Telling me about dates there going on and ? , even got to the point where she was ready to move on. Now im like O word? Hell nah, I aint ready for this ? to be over yet. So lets just say I go out of my way to win her back, ? hit me hard so I started doing things that I never did in these 5 years lmao smh. I ended up getting her back, we start another "official" relationship. Things were well for a couple months then the arguments start happening and I start questioning her about her not being like she was before blah blah blah we break up again but still ? . So after a few months of still talking everyday and still having sex(not as often as before) she starts acting super funny and she was the type of chic who wouldnt let her emotions out and wouldnt tell me ? so one day I say ? it and check her Facebook and low and behold what do I come across....? Wedding pictures!! lmao ? ETHER FOR THE SOUL at its finest. A couple days later Im on her FB again and I see someone say something in one of her post about congratulating her dad on the grand baby that was coming.......
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That's what the ? you get!
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yeah so, I only read the last line of that wall of text... lol
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icecoldstew wrote: »smh Here we go.
A couple days later Im on her FB again and I see someone say something in one of her post about congratulating her dad on the grand baby that was coming.[/b]......
You the daddy ? !!!!!
Goat ? Stew!!!
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So she's the reason beezy went stewpid?? it's actually poetry in motion g
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icecoldstew wrote: »smh Here we go.
A couple days later Im on her FB again and I see someone say something in one of her post about congratulating her dad on the grand baby that was coming.[/b]......
You the daddy ? !!!!!
Goat ? Stew!!!
lmao lets just say she wanted it to be mine for the longest and actually got close before but thank ? it wasnt.
? u Kat, I know thats what I get but it didnt have to go down like that. -
icecoldstew wrote: »icecoldstew wrote: »smh Here we go.
A couple days later Im on her FB again and I see someone say something in one of her post about congratulating her dad on the grand baby that was coming.[/b]......
You the daddy ? !!!!!
Goat ? Stew!!!
lmao lets just say she wanted it to be mine for the longest and actually got close before but thank ? it wasnt.
? u Kat, I know thats what I get but it didnt have to go down like that.
Just be glad you're not the husband.
That ? took the biggest loss.
Still losing probably.
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MzGrahamBitches wrote: »That's what the ? you get!
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That one hit close to home for Kat.
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WTF @ "to", *too
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At first I didn't want to share my story but after reading all the other posts here, I figured what the hell. Back when I was in the senior in high school, I was talking to this girl that was in the 9th grade. I know it's lame but I had to take what I could get. I only really saw her around lunch time but I would always be on her ? hard.
Since it was getting close to graduation, my father went and bought me a 1981 Ford ? for $300 (this was in 2001). I thought I was stuntin in the car and when I told her about it, her eyes lit up like a christmas tree. I knew that this car would be the key to me getting the pu$$y. She came up to me at lunch all rubbing up on me talking about how her and her girls wants to leave school now and go to the mall. I felt like this was a good opportunity to get closer so I said I will take them. We all leave school and I drove all these hos to the mall. They all walking around looking at stuff and she all rubbing up on me talking about having sex and I'm hard as a rock. For some reason, she asked to hold my keys and I said yes like a ? . Then we walk around a few more minutes and she whispering to her friends. I guess I was blinded by love because I did not notice anything weird at the time. They said they wanted to look in Sears and she told me that while she is looking, she wants me to run in lady foot locker and see if they have her size in a Jordan.
I ran in there like a dog and got the info that she wanted. I didn't see them outside of Sears so I just sat in the mall waiting. 30 minutes passed and nobody came out so I went and looked through Sears and couldn't find them. After over a hour of walking around, I go outside and my car was gone! I felt like crying like a little ? . This was before everybody had cell phones so I didn't have her number either. All I knew was her name. After pulling myself together, I had to take the bus home.
After catching the bus home, my father asked where was the car. I told him I let my friend drive it and that he would bring it back later. My father beat my ? and then told me to go get that car asap before he kills me. I called all my boys but nobody knew where she lived or her number.
Saturday comes around and I still don't have the car. After getting another ? beating, my father says that he is going to call the police to report the car stolen. I seriously thought she had a accident or something but when we got to the police station, I had to tell my dad the truth that it was really a girl that I had given the keys too. I told him I didn't think she would take the care but basically I was just trying to take up for her like a idiot. They refused to file a report because they said that I had let someone borrow it so it technically isn't stolen. I caught hell that whole weekend.
On Monday, I told my dad to let me handle it because I didn't want him to go up to the school raising hell and making me lose what little reputation I had left. I'm furious and looking for this girl everywhere. I see her standing in the hallway with a bunch of her friends laughing and giggling and she looked at me like nothing is wrong. I asked "where the hell is my car" and she just laughed and said "quit playing boy that's my car". Basically I just stood there getting hammered by all her friends. All I could do was go to the office and tell and they called her down to the office to see what happened. She came in crying talking about I gave it to her and **** like that. Since I had the papers on the car, they gave me back the keys and my father came to pick the car up. Not only did I never get the Pu$$y, my father never let me drive that car again since he decided to give it to my step sister.
This situation sucked so much because she told everyone I gave her the car and took it back. Everybody was looking at me like I'm a ? . On top of that, I couldn't even drive it anymore so I was back to taking the bus. I never knew where she went that weekend and I never ever got the pu$$y
