Ether For The Soul: Return Of The Simp Chronicles
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yall ? got me dying.
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^^LAME ? BE QUIET
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IamtheVILLE wrote: »yall ? got me dying.
well this is an L but i wasnt simping no chick....? that story.
ok heres another one instead of the first one i was thinking.
my ? worked at a car dealer ship selling cars so he would always have one of they cars (come to find out he was stealing ? off the lot) and he comes over one day and says he need brakes on this explorer can i do it. i said yeah and what ever. so i fix the brakes and im driving this ? everywhere. so its a sunday and the park is on swoll and i think im the ? cause i got a car. so im talking to mad ? and i get this ? number and we chop it up. well she lives not to far from my crib. so the next day i set it up for her to come over cause my moms was out of town. she comes over my little bro is cooking and i go upstairs with her to talk. now this is about at the age of 20 and im still aint have the game or know how with women(still dont) so in all actuality this ? is here to get ? but im dumb so im on my high school ? lap dancing this ? and everythang not even trying to make a move. so she's ready to bounce. she like i got to go get my check from work so being a ? and not peepin game i say let me roll. we rollin i can tell this ? dont want me there. so she drops me off at the crib i call her the next day and this ? moved back to lex. fml
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IamtheVILLE wrote: »yall ? got me dying.
well this is an L but i wasnt simping no chick....? that story.
ok heres another one instead of the first one i was thinking.
my ? worked at a car dealer ship selling cars so he would always have one of they cars (come to find out he was stealing ? off the lot) and he comes over one day and says he need brakes on this explorer can i do it. i said yeah and what ever. so i fix the brakes and im driving this ? everywhere. so its a sunday and the park is on swoll and i think im the ? cause i got a car. so im talking to mad ? and i get this ? number and we chop it up. well she lives not to far from my crib. so the next day i set it up for her to come over cause my moms was out of town. she comes over my little bro is cooking and i go upstairs with her to talk. now this is about at the age of 20 and im still aint have the game or know how with women(still dont) so in all actuality this ? is here to get ? but im dumb so im on my high school ? lap dancing this ? and everythang not even trying to make a move. so she's ready to bounce. she like i got to go get my check from work so being a ? and not peepin game i say let me roll. we rollin i can tell this ? dont want me there. so she drops me off at the crib i call her the next day and this ? moved back to lex. fml
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Im glad someone else caught that lapdancing ? ....
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No wonder u didn't get no ? .
You was to busy tryna pop that ? for that hoe when u should've gave her...'the ? ' -
No wonder u didn't get no ? .
You was to busy tryna pop that ? for that hoe when u should've gave her...'the ? '
Lol @ that ? auditioning for the TWERK team...
...Riley Freeman does not approve. -
? gotta start rereading outloud to themselves before posting b
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I bet that ? was a cheerleader in high school
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Iight I got some ? that happened to my boy the same year my own personal tragedy happened. Hold on
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? straight aimed for his own toe on that ? -damn son...
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ShencotheMC wrote: »Iight I got some ? that happened to my boy the same year my own personal tragedy happened. Hold on
oh, lord.
You get mad L's on the IC, I know it's triple in person. -
Iamtheville remind me of the opening scene of 40 year old ?
? try to blend in and tell a story then ? goes horribly wrong -
ShencotheMC wrote: »Iight I got some ? that happened to my boy the same year my own personal tragedy happened. Hold on
oh, lord.
You get mad L's on the IC, I know it's triple in person.
That's crazy because you got mad Lb's on the IC, I know it's triple in person.
Don't ever send something to my inbox again either hoss. Get off my nuts and get on a treadmill. You built like Jamarcus Russell right now -
I was about 13-14 and i moved into a new neighborhood...i usually stayed on my block or leave to diff part city where my friends stayed...neways there was this latina ? thick as ? my age(no ? ?)...she was built like a grown woman...my cousin used to be friends wit her n she saw my pic on my cuzns binder n took it ? was sprung off me...till one dat i meet her...we talked i never sweated her so it made her like me more we end up going out for like couple months...we kiss,feel, (no sex) my females cuzns always used to hate when i would have her alone...i came close to fuckn 1 time but she was actn scary...neways one day this dude that used to be my friend was like ay u wit jessica? I was like yeah why...he told me ay my boy ? her in the jacuzzi...? crushed me i was on my bike lookn for a dude wit a pony tail i was gona stomp him the ? out...never found dude i knew ? he was tho...the ? jessica is fat as ? now about 21 ugly af too her skin broke out...so i won...n her cuzn was sending me pics in underwear n ? ...like 2 years ago
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ShencotheMC wrote: »ShencotheMC wrote: »Iight I got some ? that happened to my boy the same year my own personal tragedy happened. Hold on
oh, lord.
You get mad L's on the IC, I know it's triple in person.
That's crazy because you got mad Lb's on the IC, I know it's triple in person.
Don't ever send something to my inbox again either haas. Get off my nuts and get on a treadmill. You built like Jamarcus Russell right now
Feelings . Didnt read. -
aye, i thought grindin and givin the ? a lapdance was goin to get me the ? . what can i say. i thought i was a fly ? who could dance. and i lost. bad.
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IamtheVILLE wrote: »aye, i thought grindin and givin the ? a lapdance was goin to get me the ? . what can i say. i thought i was a fly ? who could dance. and i lost. bad.
Pretty ricky lost member ass ?
Ol grind with me
"Girl ill seduce you with my moves to a slow jam" -
ShencotheMC wrote: »ShencotheMC wrote: »Iight I got some ? that happened to my boy the same year my own personal tragedy happened. Hold on
oh, lord.
You get mad L's on the IC, I know it's triple in person.
That's crazy because you got mad Lb's on the IC, I know it's triple in person.
Don't ever send something to my inbox again either haas. Get off my nuts and get on a treadmill. You built like Jamarcus Russell right now
Feelings . Didnt read.
Yes you did b/c you have the ? feelings. C'mon people! -
IamtheVILLE wrote: »aye, i thought grindin and givin the ? a lapdance was goin to get me the ? . what can i say. i thought i was a fly ? who could dance. and i lost. bad.
Lost? Naw bruh...
...this is more like it. -
darkone360 wrote: »ShencotheMC wrote: »ShencotheMC wrote: »Iight I got some ? that happened to my boy the same year my own personal tragedy happened. Hold on
oh, lord.
You get mad L's on the IC, I know it's triple in person.
That's crazy because you got mad Lb's on the IC, I know it's triple in person.
Don't ever send something to my inbox again either haas. Get off my nuts and get on a treadmill. You built like Jamarcus Russell right now
Feelings . Didnt read.
Yes you did b/c you have the ? feelings. C'mon people!
I always give shenco automatic feelings. He mad cause I ? on him in the reason. ? avoided that thread like the plague
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IamtheVILLE wrote: »aye, i thought grindin and givin the ? a lapdance was goin to get me the ? . what can i say. i thought i was a fly ? who could dance. and i lost. bad.
Pretty ricky lost member ass ?
Ol grind with me
"Girl ill seduce you with my moves to a slow jam"
? i thought that was the way to get a ? . lol@me
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IamtheVILLE wrote: »IamtheVILLE wrote: »aye, i thought grindin and givin the ? a lapdance was goin to get me the ? . what can i say. i thought i was a fly ? who could dance. and i lost. bad.
Pretty ricky lost member ass ?
Ol grind with me
"Girl ill seduce you with my moves to a slow jam"
? i thought that was the way to get a ? . lol@me
Yo father failed you -
Bruh, just stop. Explaining it doesn't make it any better. Lol
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That ? was slow grinding on a ? and there was not a single dance floor present.
I guess you got the game from usher and ginuwine huh
