What Was Your Reaction When Your Girl Told You She Was Pregnant?
Options
Comments
-
dalyricalbandit wrote: »Me: "ready to take that trip"
her: Where?
Me: The Clinic or the steps your choice -
*insert any Corey Holcolm joke*
-
smh..wack.
-
i went to the store copped a test came back and watched her do that ? in front of me
i was shook and nervous til that 1st sonogram then a brother was in love with my daughter from that moment on -
I didnt tell him ....he told me
Then I went to the Walgreens and bought like 6 different tests ....it was like a scene from Knocked Up
I just knew if I peed on the right one only 1 line would show up -
dalyricalbandit wrote: »Me: "ready to take that trip"
her: Where?
Me: The Clinic or the steps your choice
Ay bruh, Ay bruh, you can't use recycled stuff bruh.
http://community.allhiphop.com/discussion/comment/5128212
No recycled jokes -
GodNThaBuild'n wrote: »dalyricalbandit wrote: »Me: "ready to take that trip"
her: Where?
Me: The Clinic or the steps your choice
Ay bruh, Ay bruh, you can't use recycled stuff bruh.
http://community.allhiphop.com/discussion/comment/5128212
No recycled jokes
It was supposed to be quoted but i couldnt find the thread good looks for finding it -
@vibe said ? a population control
-
-
Black_Samson wrote: »Me and her were SRPing for deployment.
We were getting all our vaccinations, Anthrax, Small Pox, TB, PPT, etc....
she gets to the small pox line, sits the chair and the medic standing there with her card in one hand and the damn syringe in the other and she's reading it.... she goes... "you haven't had your pregnancy test yet, go get it and then come back," so we drive up to Blanchfield and she goes and gets her test.
We sitting in the waiting room and out comes the dr. talmbout "you're pregnant"
my wife said i wobbled back and forth a lil bit like i was gon pass out, did an about face and gave her a hug.
now my son.... his momma?
i was at knox, in the damn TCC, doing some ? , this ? call me, talmbout she pregnant, dawg i kicked the table sent it and a damn computer flying into old ass walll lined with carpet.
damn near got an Article 15 for that ? .
but when i told top why i got like that... he understood... he said he couldn't punish me any worse....? .
i was 18 she was 25...
your wife was in the military?
-
Yea his wife Was
-
Morning After Pill - crisis averted...
-
i was happy as ? , until she said she hopes it's a girl and then i flipped out on her and told her don't curse me like that, i don't want no ? daughter
-
-
[img]https://photos-a.? .fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/535530_519524978113579_1994482598_n.jpg?dl=1[/img]
-
*In Japan....*
I was hungry as ? ... So i got a big ass order of Yakisoba and brought that ? back to the barracks lounge/common area to get it in.
I had sat down, clicked on ESPN, literally JUST took my FIRST bite outta that ? and she come walkin in on some.
"I'm pregnant......I'm havin it.....Now what you wanna do??"
Me:
Appetite instantly GONE.
Smh......? up a good ass meal right there. -
I thanked the ? of the Universe for blessing me & my wife to create and bring new life into this world.............
& asked for guidance with the new responsibilities.....................
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-vQ_VsTkn0&feature=youtube_gdata_player
