The Official Battle Thread 2k13 (every single battle, every single day)
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Step up to the mic...too late i blew it up
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That super hot fire ? was hilarious
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Lets set up another battle tournament since nuggas think they got hot bars or whatever the case
Lets crown the ic battle champ of 2013
Who else interested?
Put your bars up
Ball game
Top cat ?
? please.. you suck like the bob cats!!/
All my ? got gats wit silencers and beams, we'll spot cat, hit him 20 times in front his crib he'll be laying flat as his welcome mat/
I'm a wildcat!, ? wit me is like ? wit bear traps !! you'll get clapped !!!/
Top cat, all that mean is you a top ? !/
Even If i had my arms tied behind my back he still wouldn't push me!!/
Top cat? ya raps is ? /
Make me wanna pull the strap
and empty a hundred round clip into his back!!!
and ? ? don't you dare respond cuz you'll get smoked.... and blown out like a hit from the ? !!
Eazy
Top cat battle me real quick 3 rounds -
Stop the Madness (jerome voice)!
X-factor is not garbage.
Dude had a couple of the best performances I've seen on smack. -
Lets set up another battle tournament since nuggas think they got hot bars or whatever the case
Lets crown the ic battle champ of 2013
Who else interested?
Put your bars up
Ball game
Top cat ?
? please.. you suck like the bob cats!!/
All my ? got gats wit silencers and beams, we'll spot cat, hit him 20 times in front his crib he'll be laying flat as his welcome mat/
I'm a wildcat!, ? wit me is like ? wit bear traps !! you'll get clapped !!!/
Top cat, all that mean is you a top ? !/
Even If i had my arms tied behind my back he still wouldn't push me!!/
Top cat? ya raps is ? /
Make me wanna pull the strap
and empty a hundred round clip into his back!!!
and ? ? don't you dare respond cuz you'll get smoked.... and blown out like a hit from the ? !!
Eazy
Top cat battle me real quick 3 rounds
Battle bars from Top Cat is what you was waiting on
You been eager to die, shouldve had patience holmes
Well ima wait yo death out like a old patients home
You been asking for a shot and you getting one from the chrome
Night night ? ,die slow ?
I see it press yo buttons that i mash yo x like a controller ?
Dig a ditch,get a coffin and a tux
Next battle im treating ? like miles got treated by loaded lux -
Lets set up another battle tournament since nuggas think they got hot bars or whatever the case
Lets crown the ic battle champ of 2013
Who else interested?
Put your bars up
Ball game
Top cat ?
? please.. you suck like the bob cats!!/
All my ? got gats wit silencers and beams, we'll spot cat, hit him 20 times in front his crib he'll be laying flat as his welcome mat/
I'm a wildcat!, ? wit me is like ? wit bear traps !! you'll get clapped !!!/
Top cat, all that mean is you a top ? !/
Even If i had my arms tied behind my back he still wouldn't push me!!/
Top cat? ya raps is ? /
Make me wanna pull the strap
and empty a hundred round clip into his back!!!
and ? ? don't you dare respond cuz you'll get smoked.... and blown out like a hit from the ? !!
Eazy
Top cat battle me real quick 3 rounds
Battle bars from Top Cat is what you was waiting on
You been eager to die, shouldve had patience holmes
Well ima wait yo death out like a old patients home
You been asking for a shot and you getting one from the chrome
Night night ? ,die slow ?
I see it press yo buttons that i mash yo x like a controller ?
Dig a ditch,get a coffin and a tux
Next battle im treating ? like miles got treated by loaded lux
Top cat you gon ? around and get robbed in this ? /
Lay down or brace up if u think you can take these hollow tip hits/
Me miss ? Never, i'll aim for your fist and lips/ I'm unorthodox
my guys got those red dots we'll have top cat lookin like he got the chicken pox/
this ? top cat gon get his top pushed back when I air out the gat
I ain't Chinese but I'm about to eat this cat
I call all my bullets Diddy
Take that -
Lets set up another battle tournament since nuggas think they got hot bars or whatever the case
Lets crown the ic battle champ of 2013
Who else interested?
Put your bars up
Ball game
Top cat ?
? please.. you suck like the bob cats!!/
All my ? got gats wit silencers and beams, we'll spot cat, hit him 20 times in front his crib he'll be laying flat as his welcome mat/
I'm a wildcat!, ? wit me is like ? wit bear traps !! you'll get clapped !!!/
Top cat, all that mean is you a top ? !/
Even If i had my arms tied behind my back he still wouldn't push me!!/
Top cat? ya raps is ? /
Make me wanna pull the strap
and empty a hundred round clip into his back!!!
and ? ? don't you dare respond cuz you'll get smoked.... and blown out like a hit from the ? !!
Eazy
Top cat battle me real quick 3 rounds
Battle bars from Top Cat is what you was waiting on
You been eager to die, shouldve had patience holmes
Well ima wait yo death out like a old patients home
You been asking for a shot and you getting one from the chrome
Night night ? ,die slow ?
I see it press yo buttons that i mash yo x like a controller ?
Dig a ditch,get a coffin and a tux
Next battle im treating ? like miles got treated by loaded lux
Top cat you gon ? around and get robbed in this ? /
Lay down or brace up if u think you can take these hollow tip hits/
Me miss ? Never, i'll aim for your fist and lips/ I'm unorthodox
my guys got those red dots we'll have top cat lookin like he got the chicken pox/
this ? top cat gon get his top pushed back when I air out the gat
I ain't Chinese but I'm about to eat this cat
I call all my bullets Diddy
Take that
O-Solo? Is that you?
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Real ? bars over everything
I bet when u eat ? you eat the ? and everything
Type of ? to complain when his 2 piece is short of a chicken wing
Well ill serve you this 2 piece that will drop ya like a bad reception when yo celly ring
When you was locked up,yo celly had you crying in yo bunk
You would sniffle and quietly whisper "man i aint no punk"
You a ? dont shake my hand when you appear
Type all the rhymes you want but it still reads as fear -
[quote="Top Cat;5639614"]Real ? bars over everything
I bet when u eat ? you eat the ? and everything
Type of ? to complain when his 2 piece is short of a chicken wing
Well ill serve you this 2 piece that will drop ya like a bad reception when yo celly ring
When you was locked up,yo celly had you crying in yo bunk
You would sniffle and quietly whisper "man i aint no punk"
You a ? dont shake my hand when you appear
Type all the rhymes you want but it still reads as fear[/quote]
Dead. Lol.
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tsu vs x-factor
ars vs con
verb vs hitman -
kshine vs cal
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Real ? bars over everything
I bet when u eat ? you eat the ? and everything
Type of ? to complain when his 2 piece is short of a chicken wing
Well ill serve you this 2 piece that will drop ya like a bad reception when yo celly ring
When you was locked up,yo celly had you crying in yo bunk
You would sniffle and quietly whisper "man i aint no punk"
You a ? dont shake my hand when you appear
Type all the rhymes you want but it still reads as fear
My last round was a light jab/
But don't take me lightly..
Catch you snoozin PUNCh THE ? OUT OF YOU!
Good night manny...
That's pacquiao yeah my pack be loud
I got shooters on the roof, they'll rain bullets on top ya head like a thunder cloud !!
You know.. Like off the cartoons ?
? it I got harpoons and guns that go boom !!
Leave you laying stiff, like a mummy in a ancient Egyptian tomb !
Call me the undertaker I just barbarically bodied him i see he's still alive, but I'm still gonna bury him!!
It's over for real
Top cat they gon say it was overkill
Tie him up to a wheel chair with no brakes and push him down a steep ass hill!!
Into on coming traffic.. And laugh at it
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yall shud make a separate thread for all this nonsense yall typing
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To be honest,nobody reads your verse
They just react to my response, truth hurts
You can spit the pathageram theroem and nobody will give a flying ?
Its not cuz you rap boring, its cuz you suck
Your whole rap style is big ass lips on a ? ,its sucks
I thought id be the one to tell you since your family never gave a ?
Do yourself a favor,stick to being a fan
You dont matchup with killers, try being a stan
Grow some hair on yo face,try being a man
You the little battle poster who couldnt, but he think he can he think he can -
yall shud make a separate thread for all this nonsense yall typing
Damn I guess this ? ? don't want to see our bars/
So ? , ? it I'll keep it movin, like I'm a test drive car...
Naw ? that ! I'll ? yo baby momma and have your ? momma watch then ? ya momma from the ? back while yo baby momma jealous I ain't hit her like that !
Lol okay I'm done -
Lookdude just died
Mc the rapper
? mvp
Geechee slim
Gbs
Lookdude
Who else? -
Lookdude just died
Mc the rapper
? mvp
Geechee slim
Gbs
Lookdude
Who else?
Lol ? u did not ? me
I got you 2-1 -
Its a zombie...run
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geechee slim wrote: »Cat, me vs you. Text or mic or cam, I'm wit it.
I have no problem battling you again but king go have to battle since he talking ?
Lets have a triple threat battle for saturday
Top cat vs geechee slim
Gns vs 1of1
Kinggivbiz vs lou cypher
Yall with it?
Aight, we already did 2 rounds, I think the third should be unlimited (but not long-winded). We postin here, or a new thread? -
Aint it some new battles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o6xINLdBeo&feature=youtube_gdata_player -
U got who 2-1?
Dont be acting like arsonal thonking u winning when u not
U asked for this and u lost -
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I agree Thesaurus has been lacking lately. The best battle hes done in recent years was against Ness Lee imo. His other battle that i liked a lot before that one was against illmac haha. It sounds like he did really good against DNA tho.
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So lemme put Top Cat in a bag right quick... Third round unlimited...
Punchlines and name flips, that's how we'll start
When Cat is my mark, you'll break-fast all day like Jack in a Box
You're under-plane when all your baggage is dropped
So travel, cuz when I air-lines I put a cat in a box! //
I woulda posted yesturday, I had this verse prepped so son stay sleep
But your mom said last night you was practicing your Easter Sunday speech //
Your boys want a party, I'll get the potato chips in a snap, black
Or 32 Lays Ruffles in bags like a snack pack....
........ ? I need to put it in SUBTITLES or something?
His boys want a body, I'll get their potato-chipped, and snapped-back
And all 32, lays ruffled, in bags..... like a SNACK PACK!! //
*DON DIMARCO!*
I bodied you in the last two, this last you wont survive through
I'm clappin at you like a proud parent at a recital //
ALL yo folks get the front page: FAMILY BIBLE
Shoot your soul, give 'um a hole-ie ghost like you at a revival //
Don't mistake it for a Chevrolet
When I say
I pull up and let the Baretta carry you away //
Burry you in clay, or drag you to the bay
Cuz Cat's dry, and I'll rather ? up a wet ? ANY day //
Now lets get personal...
Whatchu gone say? I only got less than 2000 post my whole damn life?
? You got over 9000 posts.... LAST NIGHT //
Lets look at your past, I looked at your stats, I don't like it
That's 300-Wack, like King Leonidas minus the sex and the violence //
Your avatar's background has two ? in the mist
Watching you practace jacking off imaginary ? // (true story)
You said "if a girl's spoiled, then her daddy probably hit"
Which is why your dad made you his Top Cat, your mommy came in fifth //
I got hoes my nig, so I gotta ?
Ironic how these hoes will turn a Top Cat to a Bottum ? //
I bought your death warrant, suit, tie, plot and ditch
Kitty Litter: How I put a Top Cat in a box... OF ? ! //
I'll put your body in a bag
Then put that bag in a box
Then put that box in a trunk of a truck, and drive it off the dock //
Then swim down after you
Unlock, unbox, and unzip you
(pause) Just so you can take yo trash-ass rhyme-book witchu //
... You just lost a battle.
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