IC Rap Battle: D_Rap_Scholar vs. TopCat (NOW WITH AUDIO)
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D_Rap_Scholar
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Aight Top Cat, we'll just keep the battle rules simple. We'll go three rounds, with as many bars needed for each. I'll set it off first whenever you're ready. Sound cool?
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Kick that hot fire yo!
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Hopefully this will be more entertaining then that Mayweather fight! -
Smiddddddddddaaaaaaaaaccccccckk
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Is this going to be audio or text?
Also I strongly suggest you do not make it unlimited bars. If you make your verses too long audiences will get bored. Also if one guy drops a 16 and the other one drops a 24, the dude with the 24 has an unfair advantage. It is wiser to have a strict format imo.
I am looking forward to this though. Good luck, men. -
RodrigueZz wrote: »Is this going to be audio or text?
Also I strongly suggest you do not make it unlimited bars. If you make your verses too long audiences will get bored. Also if one guy drops a 16 and the other one drops a 24, the dude with the 24 has an unfair advantage. It is wiser to have a strict format imo.
I am looking forward to this though. Good luck, men.
Im doing text
but since as i get upgrade my phone we go have to start doing video battles -
Yo
*waits for crowd to quiet down*
This is battle rap 101, take a seat while I mold ya
OK, C this here will show you how to bring Thunder to the game, like that team in Oklahoma
I should've schooled you before you graduated, you make me question who enrolled ya
And from those bars you spit in the reason cypher, you shouldn't have got your diploma
I'm not FDA approved, doctors rated me sick cuz my bars give off symptoms of pneumonia
You too blind to see that your vision of beating me is ? up, you should embrace your glaucoma
? eye ball, I'm the obstacle in your optical, ? smell me cuz I got that winner's aroma
A actual punch from one of my lines will really leave this ? in a coma
Boy I'm the bad man that yo mama warned you about, yo father see me and pay homage
From your admission you studied me, so of course thru my text you gained knowledge
Never was you fresh man, you was soft, more than I can say without being modest
I took a pledge to rush any campus before I see probation and Virginia Tech that college
I hope you tread lightly my ? , follow my words and take heed
Cuz in this battle somebody gotta die and you looking like apollo creed
I never condoned the ? qualities of a man but I noticed you fit that description to a T
In this battle rap ? it's only 1 thing to know, it starts with T and ends with T
Top CaT
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lol, I guess ? was so eager to get at me he didn't wanna wait
Audio: http://www.mediafire.com/?dadmdkjbucqyy26
The first shall be last, and the last shall be first
Which means that everything now, is about to be reversed
So when I get on the mic, and drop this ? verse
The so-called “top” cat will be brought down to earth!/
Alright TC, go ready your verse…I ain’t scared, I got rhymes so heavy it hurts
D_Scholar is always ready to murk….hold on, I’m ready to hurt!
I bring death to ya, and turn ya chevy into a hearse
I turn Top Cats’ litter-box into a pet cemetery… and leave him buried in dirt/
This kitty is so sub-par when he types with his paws
Of all the ? here, his rhymes are the weakest by far
In fact, he reminds me of that ? in his sig….. all he does is lower the bar!
Everything you write is so ? , your sig oughtta say…..“pause”/
Meanwhile, I smash ? all day, it’s like I ride in bumper cars!/
It's ironic. Of all the ? here, you be bragging and yelling the most
Yet of all the ? here, you have the least intelligent posts!/
So forget your whack style. And ? your weak rhymes
You ain’t built for war ? ! You’re better off making peace signs
And I hear your girl is a undercover dog-lover ….she’s certainly not impressed by this feline
My canine style make girls so rabid under da covers. So if ya ? ain’t on a leash, she's bound be mine/
Tell me TC, how you getting props passed? You think you’re top brass?
Well you’re so gassed, thinking that you’re so phat.
You think you’re so bad? ? please, you need to stop that
Cause you couldn’t be at my level, if you wore a top-hat
You’ll always be behind me…you’re like the ? I walk past/
Think ya better than me? well lemme see you top that^^/
My dogs come from da bottom, and we reach the top fast
My rhyming is state-of-the-art, ? I’m in the top class/
I bring the top down, and raise the bottom up, like I drink a shot-glass
But before you take this loss bad, you need listen lost cat
I’m the abusive pet owner… I’m bout to own this ? cat/
And if you really want it that bad, let’s go round for round dawg
I’ll astound gods and go pound-for-pound with awe
And I frown upon the cons, that claim to making rounds with ya’ll
Remember this: When I make my uprising, the Top Cats are bound to fall!/
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First Round is done.....kinda like how TC's been done in lol
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? dropped his whole catalog in one verse against me, its cool tho
Before I start my second round, I want to have a word with you ?
I just read yo first round, the nerve of you ?
You rap as if you really competition for me, you didnt earn it lil ?
As for this battle I'll give you a shot...to the dome, like you earned it lil ?
The gloves are off from here on out, dont blame me for the damage done
This round go be yo abortion cuz after I ? you I'ma have to bury son
I'm like Farrakhan with 2 pairs of guns in a Avalon
Heard you was tryna jet so i put atom bomb in your carry on
Now carry on, be at peace when you make yo moves
And every battle that I'm in i gotta show and prove
Out think and out rhymes to show that I'm that dude
You beat street and got mad cuz I was in yo crush's groove
Now I hear the ooh's and the ahh's from the crowd and all
From the punches that you threw I'm unscathed and still standing tall
From the sideline it looks like he did his thang yall
But on the court he got posterized and I took home the game ball
D rap scholar, the bucks, and the lakers all have common ground
Just a squad full of losers who couldn't compete and got demolished in the first round
? counted on you, cant believe they let you represent the town
Now i wonder, where was you when i wasn't around?
That's not a punchline, that's a real question that you should answer
You been around but go unnoticed, you remind me of cancer
Take the steps that lead you away from stage, try being a dancer
Cuz we all know you wont be the top buck, you remind us of prancer
Listen, take notes on how a veteran come
Cuz what you will write in 3 rounds, I did better in 1
In the end, this is all about good times and fun
Cuz beating me is like your mama's hair, it's never been done
Top Cat -
Shoulda started this with polls.
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I aint even gonna lie I think I could murk both you ? ., but I'mma let yall run with it for now.
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Dropping my 3rd before i log off tonight, i dont hold on to rhymes *shrugs*
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*IC CHAMP POST*
Won these battles last year
Ima sit this one out and watch these rounds -
Top Cat's Final Round( I'm retiring after this battle, no surf)
As a youth, I use to youtube various hilarious videos on the net
Then i came across battle rap where combatants spit rhymes for respect
It wasnt about what you drove, what dope you sold, or what chain you had around yo neck
It was about the words and the ability you possessed that crowned who was best
that's where I got the game from, that's the era of battle rap I came from
And AOL chat rooms battling ? I never met is where I got my name from
From fightklub, freestyle friday, and smack dvd I became more of a fan
Late nights clicking links and watching as many battle rap videos as I can
I was there when mook battled party arty in that durag and flipped pun's rhymes
I was there when lux had that lisp and would ? jokes most of the times
? I was avid to see Reed Dollaz in beast mode on that boy trigger
I knew once I got in the ring, no matter what I would not end up like that ?
On these boards, I am the most sought after when it comes to battle rep
? drop rhymes in threads not even about battle rap, who havent I battled yet?
Kinggivbiz still running, politicking like he would 3-0 a ?
But he just go end up like deacon frost after that soul khan battle, so dont even go there ?
1000 miles? I damn near had to slap his father before he dropped rhymes
but every time I tell him to be a man and battle, he seems to be offline
I am Big T vs hitman, JC vs timebomb, and anybody vs cortez
I make these threads worth reading, you should quote what the boy says
Cuz what the boy says, goes over most boys heads
If I advisor( advise ya) I'll be a visor, just chilling over most boys heads
For that cheese, I'll come tomatoes(to make toes) spread like on a taco shell
And if you lettuce(let us) turn sour over that cream I will bring all hell
It's the seasoning (seasons end) for starving cuz we hungry and don't eat well
I would drive thru but you ain't about that real beef, ? you taco bell
This was your online order, I picked up and delivered it to your door
Now you don't want to pay for what this add up to, this is what you asked for
I heard you talk about pause, well now looks like you need to press fast forward
You a marsh mellow cuz When those 2 crackas had yo chocolate between them they smashed and made s'mores
This is the 3rd round and you have proved that you are not about that life
Well since I already killed you, I'll resurrect you to see you die twice
I am your savior, worship my posts and follow them with all your might
Stand up and testify in the holy tabernacle of Top Cat, pray to me tonight
Churrrrrrrrrrrrrrch
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Top CaT>>>>>>
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? dropped his whole catalog in one verse against me, its cool tho
http://www.mediafire.com/?g666qr10xbzwi9g
Before I start my second round, I want to have a word with you ?
I just read yo first round, the nerve of you ?
You rap as if you really competition for me, you didnt earn it lil ?
As for this battle I'll give you a shot...to the dome, like you earned it lil ?
The gloves are off from here on out, dont blame me for the damage done
This round go be yo abortion cuz after I ? you I'ma have to bury son
I'm like Farrakhan with 2 pairs of guns in a Avalon
Heard you was tryna jet so i put atom bomb in your carry on
Now carry on, be at peace when you make yo moves
And every battle that I'm in i gotta show and prove
Out think and out rhymes to show that I'm that dude
You beat street and got mad cuz I was in yo crush's groove
Now I hear the ooh's and the ahh's from the crowd and all
From the punches that you threw I'm unscathed and still standing tall
From the sideline it looks like he did his thang yall
But on the court he got posterized and I took home the game ball
D rap scholar, the bucks, and the lakers all have common ground
Just a squad full of losers who couldn't compete and got demolished in the first round
? counted on you, cant believe they let you represent the town
Now i wonder, where was you when i wasn't around?
That's not a punchline, that's a real question that you should answer
You been around but go unnoticed, you remind me of cancer
Take the steps that lead you away from stage, try being a dancer
Cuz we all know you wont be the top buck, you remind us of prancer
Listen, take notes on how a veteran come
Cuz what you will write in 3 rounds, I did better in 1
In the end, this is all about good times and fun
Cuz beating me is like your mama's hair, it's never been done
Top Cat
Ayo, I like to motivate my opponents, because I know they can learn from me
Usually just to spit well, they have to learn from D
‘The best teachers will always be the best role models’ That’s the truth, certainly!
So when I beat you at this rap battle, just consider it a courtesy/
In fact, I’m gonna treat you as if you were my own student
Cause with those rhymes you’re using, it’s obvious you need improvement
And then u wonder why u losing? C’mon TC, don’t be stupid/
You better step up my ? , or get tossed out
Cause if rap was actually a school, everyone would encourage you to dop out!
But u just need a guidance counselor… so I’mma guide u faster. I’mma show u what battling’s all about:/
How u ‘take off the gloves’? ? you don’t even have hands, so please don’t lie
We all know you have paws, just look at how you how you type!
You struggle with the keyboard. That explains all the whack ? you write
Forget a punchline, you can’t even punch a key, much less hold a mic
But the fact that u struggle to write, doesn’t hide the fact that you struggle with life
And those ‘oohs’ and ‘ahhs’ aren’t from the crowd – they’re from me ? your wife!/
You in the wrong house…. a feline does not belong in a dog’s house/
You’re just a miserable creature, who’s always found in ‘rescue-the-animal’ features/
You’re the pet the vet wanted to put down…the ? that Sarah McLachaln wanted to save
My bars got you on lock down…the Top Cat is just a kitten trapped in a cage/
I guess u are Farrakhan, because of all the players out here, you’re ignored the most
That makes me ‘MLK’ – even when I’m dead, I’ll be that ? that everybody wants to quote/
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TC can’t follow the rules that I state, he’s a fool in this gameTop Cat's Final Round( I'm retiring after this battle, no surf)
http://www.mediafire.com/?9do1br54g94q4ob
As a youth, I use to youtube various hilarious videos on the net
Then i came across battle rap where combatants spit rhymes for respect
It wasnt about what you drove, what dope you sold, or what chain you had around yo neck
It was about the words and the ability you possessed that crowned who was best
that's where I got the game from, that's the era of battle rap I came from
And AOL chat rooms battling ? I never met is where I got my name from
From fightklub, freestyle friday, and smack dvd I became more of a fan
Late nights clicking links and watching as many battle rap videos as I can
I was there when mook battled party arty in that durag and flipped pun's rhymes
I was there when lux had that lisp and would ? jokes most of the times
? I was avid to see Reed Dollaz in beast mode on that boy trigger
I knew once I got in the ring, no matter what I would not end up like that ?
On these boards, I am the most sought after when it comes to battle rep
? drop rhymes in threads not even about battle rap, who havent I battled yet?
Kinggivbiz still running, politicking like he would 3-0 a ?
But he just go end up like deacon frost after that soul khan battle, so dont even go there ?
1000 miles? I damn near had to slap his father before he dropped rhymes
but every time I tell him to be a man and battle, he seems to be offline
I am Big T vs hitman, JC vs timebomb, and anybody vs cortez
I make these threads worth reading, you should quote what the boy says
Cuz what the boy says, goes over most boys heads
If I advisor( advise ya) I'll be a visor, just chilling over most boys heads
For that cheese, I'll come tomatoes(to make toes) spread like on a taco shell
And if you lettuce(let us) turn sour over that cream I will bring all hell
It's the seasoning (seasons end) for starving cuz we hungry and don't eat well
I would drive thru but you ain't about that real beef, ? you taco bell
This was your online order, I picked up and delivered it to your door
Now you don't want to pay for what this add up to, this is what you asked for
I heard you talk about pause, well now looks like you need to press fast forward
You a marsh mellow cuz When those 2 crackas had yo chocolate between them they smashed and made s'mores
This is the 3rd round and you have proved that you are not about that life
Well since I already killed you, I'll resurrect you to see you die twice
I am your savior, worship my posts and follow them with all your might
Stand up and testify in the holy tabernacle of Top Cat, pray to me tonight
Churrrrrrrrrrrrrrch
He doesn’t even wait his own turn, cause lyrically he’s too afraid
I patiently wait. I listen to my opponents, and I hear what they say
If you really think you’re that good….then ? you can afford to wait
But all you did was put out more words….like a nervous man out on a first date!/
If you truly loved battling, then why the ? would you retire?
U diss KingGivBiz, and then leave? And I was thinkin’ ? about to go down to the wire!
You boast like you’re the GOAT of the IC, but really what I-C (I see) is a liar/
Because if you really were a don, who was about getting it on….
You wouldn’t retire from da game…instead, you would take that ? on!/
And it’s obscene, what you just went and did to me
I asked you to spit a battle verse, but all you wrote was an autobiography!
Truthfully, I could care less about your history
I don’t care what drove you to rap. Whatchu want? Credibility?!
Well if you have dope bars, then just spit em’. That’s how you gain real respect from emcees!/
But you don’t move me, your rhymes sounds like they come from a documentary movie/
You’re so sentimental, talking bout’ the past n’ ?
Acting like u got the torch, and you passing it?
You gassing it! And that ain’t even half of it
Whatever record you got, you best believe I’ll be surpassing it!/
And it’s a surprise, that you consider yourself to be so high
Cause of all the emcees here, you may not even rank Top 5….at your prime!
But fine, u wanna retire? Go ahead and resign.…sail way sailor/
But it looks less like a retirement to me….and more like an admission of failure//
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lol, that was fun. Thanks for taking up my challenge TC.
The three rounds are done..now ya'll may begin to vote!
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Called itI remember when dudes use to wait to you dropped a verse just to cut and copy his verse from it
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D_Rap_Scholar wrote: »lol, that was fun. Thanks for taking up my challenge TC.
The three rounds are done..now ya'll may begin to vote!
with what poll?
that's like rolling a blunt with no lighter or matches.....
yall did your thing with this battle but you should've dropped a poll first
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D_Rap_Scholar wrote: »lol, that was fun. Thanks for taking up my challenge TC.
The three rounds are done..now ya'll may begin to vote!
with what poll?
that's like rolling a blunt with no lighter or matches.....
come bruh lol
haha, everybody wants a poll like it's gold coin or something'. For now, how bout you just state a winner in your post - or co-sign wit another ? if you agree with dem
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D_Rap_Scholar wrote: »D_Rap_Scholar wrote: »lol, that was fun. Thanks for taking up my challenge TC.
The three rounds are done..now ya'll may begin to vote!
with what poll?
that's like rolling a blunt with no lighter or matches.....
come bruh lol
haha, everybody wants a poll like it's gold coin or something'. For now, how bout you just state a winner in your post - or co-sign wit another ? if you agree with dem
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d rap scholar won with more intricate and direct lines with some good avatar and name flips
top cat started off good but stretched his flow thin and off subject
i give the win to d rap scholar 3-0
wish yall would of had a stronger format like 24 bars a round or something
or a round a day
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D_Rap_Scholar wrote: »D_Rap_Scholar wrote: »lol, that was fun. Thanks for taking up my challenge TC.
The three rounds are done..now ya'll may begin to vote!
with what poll?
that's like rolling a blunt with no lighter or matches.....
come bruh lol
haha, everybody wants a poll like it's gold coin or something'. For now, how bout you just state a winner in your post - or co-sign wit another ? if you agree with dem
TopCat......
jk... ima make my vote later -
" I should've schooled you before you graduated, you make me question who enrolled ya" I gotta facebook that
Both of y'all ? battle freestyles was pure dope
