What Porn Has Taught You?
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BelovedAfeni
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Ladies and Gents
Simple question to be answered at your leisure.
ex. Invest in baby oil.
ex. Clear heels are sexy and culturally accepted.
ex. Directors need to keep they broke ass behind the camera ie Khan Tusion
Simple question to be answered at your leisure.
ex. Invest in baby oil.
ex. Clear heels are sexy and culturally accepted.
ex. Directors need to keep they broke ass behind the camera ie Khan Tusion
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Not every chick can ? , take it all the way, do ? .
Baby oil can make any chick look sexy.
Those women are actors, and not every female appreciates a money shot to the face /breast. -
Just how much abuse my ? can take in a single day.
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Swallowing is not that sexy in real life...
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Raw is the way, the truth, and the light...
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Big girls suck a mean one...
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Asians are delightfully filthy...
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Europeans are disgustingly filthy...
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Latinos ? in the ass like they invented that ? ...
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Nothing.
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That I can do them hoes better
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U know the director first and last name
Yall ? invest too much time into porn -
No matter what position or how big you are, if you can just hang in there and keep strokin long enough...She gon ? ...
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...Or...She'll fake it...But, either way, ya know?
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Oh!...Porn taught me that lesbians get off by rubbing their ? on eachother...? was weird as ? to me first time I saw it...Like "Iono what they're getting outta this but I'm turned on"...
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Doing push ups in the ? .
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just cause she a bad ? dont mean she wont cut up
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--How sexy well placed tattoos can be. Especially on the breast and ass.
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I can go raw all the time. #noworries
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That I aint gonna ever find a ? that can ride a ? like Abella Anderson.
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What a prolapsed bootyhole looks like. Thanks for your dedication, Ava...
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- White women have phat ?
- Water, baby oil, and etc. are used for every damn thing
- Women will put anything in their ass
- Wesley Pipes, Brian Pumper, and L.T. are the most annoying pornstars on earth
- The amount of ? these people do
- Makeup can make anybody look good -
1. sex is best when you interview your girl for 15 minutes before getting it on.
2. be loud and aggressive in bed and and never shut up. tell them what you want if she acting like she cant' take it use simple commands like "don't run ? "
3 sex is even more fun when you share a girl with a group of friends. nothings more entertaining than a hapless white ? her knees surrounded by your thugged ones. yep nothing beats getting blown while your wacky pals ? jokes.
4. be adventurous why stop at the bedroom when you could take the action to a moving vehicle ,jail cell, backyard swimming pool. if in the back yard be sure to lay down a beach towel or use an inflatable matress. if you get bored with that theres always the standard unfurnished vacant studio(used mainly for ? ) or you can buy a plane ticket to brazil and ? a native beauty at an uncharted beach on a leather couch.
5. girls dig guys who look like they are audtioning for a 2007 rap video. all you kneed is a fitted maybe an outdated bape hoodie and some gaudy bling. but don't buy your bling from Jacob the jeweler. no save your money and come on down to pumpers plastics providing up and coming(no pun intended) performers with neck greening bling since 2004. with your 2nd purchase you'll get a free dance instructional dvd and g unit tank top from the wangsta himself brian pumper. you'll be doing the pumper dance in no time and be the envy of all hole in the wall club patrons........
well that's all I got. -
^^^trying to hard to be funny, white comedy
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Yeah, talkin ? makes sex soooo much better...Get loud, guh...
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Keep a nut rag by the computer.
