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  • Sour-Cream
    Sour-Cream Members Posts: 6,474 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    _DUB_ wrote: »
    Sour wrote: »
    I have this friend that has this problem where everytime he drinks caffeine, he has this really uncomfortable itching in the ass, nh. That ? ? as ? for telling me this.


    da ? ?

    By friend I mean me. ? too embarrassing to tell anyone.
  • Trollio
    Trollio Members Posts: 25,815 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    ? got a itchy ?




    da ? ?
  • Purr
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    Sour wrote: »
    I have this friend that has this problem where everytime he drinks caffeine, he has this really uncomfortable itching in the ass, nh. That ? ? as ? for telling me this.

    You might be allergic to caffeine. You need to go to an allergy clinic.

    When I ate cinnamon years ago, I had broken out on my feet and hands. It looked like I had stuck my feet and hands into boiling water and let them blister. :(

    What a horrible two weeks I had endured.
  • Purr
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    I always was confused on the screen name meaning, "Biblical Atheist" by @irs.
  • thehonorable
    thehonorable Members Posts: 2,979 ✭✭✭✭
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    I recently wiped my love stains all over a chicks silk panties
  • Sour-Cream
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    Du_Du wrote: »
    Sour wrote: »
    I have this friend that has this problem where everytime he drinks caffeine, he has this really uncomfortable itching in the ass, nh. That ? ? as ? for telling me this.
    you have cancer

    *phew* I thought it was a std. Thank ? .
  • Sour-Cream
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    I often have fantasies of going ? deep inside Paula dean while she calls me a ? . Then I slap my meat on her forehead and tell her to make me some hotcakes.
  • harlem hustla
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    I used to steal the beakers from my chemistry teacher to cook ? .

    but I'd feel bad for stealin so i'd always bring em back the next day
  • bossdon201
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    i was a ? in middle school, only wanted Latinas

    Ain't nothing wrong with that bruh
  • Trockm
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    I stay farting around my girl and blaming the dogs for it
  • lord_infamous
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    Conflict wrote: »
    Went to a private school, so it was ? who been there their whole lives and white boys was too afraid to go outside of the Upper West side.

    I once bought the cheap 2 dollar sweat wristbands for ball practice, stretched them out and wore them like they arm bands. The white boys/rich ? thought i Was rocking some new ? . I bought a pack of 5 pairs from Modells for like the 8 buck special , and sold them ? off to freshmen and sophmores at 7 bucks a band...

    When they wanted to get into weed, i'd run up to any dominican bodega in the 150's, cop a nick, smoke like half the ? , fill the rest with slightly crushed italian seasoning, and sell the ? in school.

    Are you lying?


    Nah man, wish i was, cause i stupidly could have gotten kicked out for this dumb ? . Thing is, i didnt even really need the money like that. I was on scholarship, but i wasn't hurting for cash. I was just a young dumb ? looking to fake ass "hustle"
  • MrSoutCity
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    I pulled up next to this small restaurant once. My phone automatically connected to their wifi. There was no security on the router so I logged in to the router and turned off the wireless. It was an older couple that owned the place and this dude I know took advantage of them to turn it back on. I felt like ? when he told me..
  • GettinLo
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    I have to put my right sock and shoe on first all of the time.
  • BoldChild
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    edited July 2013
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  • BoldChild
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    bet that's swj, nh.
  • Gold_Certificate
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    BoldChild wrote: »
    ^ IP check!
    I think Texaboi's homie was banned before they implemented vanilla, so the IP logs were replaced.
  • major pain
    major pain Members Posts: 10,293 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I heard this on the radio the other day...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74RUJLOxS9U

    I almost teared up....




    ALMOST..
  • Big Kola
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    I watch movies online but its not because I am cheap. I do so I wont have to go to the movies alone. My girlfriend and I have different taste in movies.
  • TRILLip Brooks
    TRILLip Brooks Members Posts: 18,150 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I still steal candy from gas stations and grocery stores
  • MARIO_DRO
    MARIO_DRO Members Posts: 14,425 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I USED 2 STEAL CRABLEGGS FROM WALMART AND KROGER.. EVEN THOUGH I HAD THE MONEY....


    I WOULD GO TO SELF CHECK OUT, SCAN THE PART THAT DIDNT HAVE THE PRICE CODE, PUT IT IN THE BAG AND RING UP MY BUTTER... PAY AND WALK OUT
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