'your non-? gf catching you watching ? porn' unappreciation thread

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  • Kat
    Kat Members Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I told you I'm too tall to be Mexican!
  • konceptjones
    konceptjones Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 13,139 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I told you I'm too tall to be Mexican!

    Messicans ain't ? but spanish speaking Native Americans... And we can be pretty damned tall.

    Unless you're one of them lil ass Mayan messicans... They're short as hell.
  • Kat
    Kat Members Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    We?

    I thought you were black?
  • konceptjones
    konceptjones Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 13,139 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    We?

    I thought you were black?

    I'm Black and Native (with tribal papers, federal roll number, and profit sharing from our casinos).

    I briefly posted my tribal papers here not long ago.
  • Maximus Rex
    Maximus Rex Members Posts: 6,354 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 2013
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    Has anyone actually had sex with someone that could be considered a SSBBW?

    Back in the day (before Rex figured out that looks mattered to him,) I had this very fortunate experience. Babygirl was two tons of fun, big mama jamma. Babygirl was so that when Rex gave her "oral treats," her belly fat was blocking Rex's nasal passages, thus making it hard to for Rex to breathe. Afterwards, Rex was laying up with pig in a state of utter disillusionment and unadulteratd disgust as he thought to himself, "This is totally unacceptable. Eboni (Rex's Boo-Boo,) was WAAAY HOTTER than this chick and I'm laying here doing this ? . How in the ? could I let this happened." Yes, big need love too, but they're not going to get it from dear ole Rex.
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    See this is why I hate the ? label..it's way too broad, no pun intended.

    How is SHE a ? and but yet I'm a ? too? ? doesn't even make sense.

    In my opinion, I wouldn't consider you a ? , but a "full figured woman." Katie, you got to understand that these definitions are coming from ? that for the longest time felt that women who were built like pre-pubescent young boys were the world's standard of beauty. Thank ? for Elizabeth Hurley, Trya Banks, and Kate Upton because now runway models are starting to have some definition to them. Again, going back to my opinion, I feel that anybody that's who's thirty pounds overweight can be considered a ? , those Ashley Stewart girls are ? 's and I think that more dudes would smash them than the average fashion model.
    We?

    I thought you were black?

    I'm Black and Native (with tribal papers, federal roll number, and profit sharing from our casinos).

    I briefly posted my tribal papers here not long ago.

    You much not be a Cherokee, those punk ass Cherokee muthafuckas kicked all of the ? out.

  • Kat
    Kat Members Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I mean ? is one thing but you do know you don't HAVE to eat the ? to get a nut right?

    You wanted it you deviant.
  • konceptjones
    konceptjones Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 13,139 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Has anyone actually had sex with someone that could be considered a SSBBW?

    Back in the day (before Rex figured out that looks mattered to him,) I had this very fortunate experience. Babygirl was two tons of fun, big mama jamma. Babygirl was so that when Rex gave her "oral treats," her belly fat was blocking Rex's nasal passages, thus making it hard to for Rex to breathe. Afterwards, Rex was laying up with pig in a state of utter disillusionment and unadulteratd disgust as he thought to himself, "This is totally unacceptable. Eboni (Rex's Boo-Boo,) was WAAAY HOTTER than this chick and I'm laying here doing this ? . How in the ? could I let this happened." Yes, big need love too, but they're not going to get it from dear ole Rex.

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  • konceptjones
    konceptjones Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 13,139 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Has anyone actually had sex with someone that could be considered a SSBBW?

    Back in the day (before Rex figured out that looks mattered to him,) I had this very fortunate experience. Babygirl was two tons of fun, big mama jamma. Babygirl was so that when Rex gave her "oral treats," her belly fat was blocking Rex's nasal passages, thus making it hard to for Rex to breathe. Afterwards, Rex was laying up with pig in a state of utter disillusionment and unadulteratd disgust as he thought to himself, "This is totally unacceptable. Eboni (Rex's Boo-Boo,) was WAAAY HOTTER than this chick and I'm laying here doing this ? . How in the ? could I let this happened." Yes, big need love too, but they're not going to get it from dear ole Rex.
    2013-08-25095934_20130825100718483_zpsa99c566f.jpg

    See this is why I hate the ? label..it's way too broad, no pun intended.

    How is SHE a ? and but yet I'm a ? too? ? doesn't even make sense.

    In my opinion, I wouldn't consider you a ? , but a "full figured woman." Katie, you got to understand that these definitions are coming from ? that for the longest time felt that women who were built like pre-pubescent young boys were the world's standard of beauty. Thank ? for Elizabeth Hurley, Trya Banks, and Kate Upton because now runway models are starting to have some definition to them. Again, going back to my opinion, I feel that anybody that's who's thirty pounds overweight can be considered a ? , those Ashley Stewart girls are ? 's and I think that more dudes would smash them than the average fashion model.
    We?

    I thought you were black?

    I'm Black and Native (with tribal papers, federal roll number, and profit sharing from our casinos).

    I briefly posted my tribal papers here not long ago.

    You much not be a Cherokee, those punk ass Cherokee muthafuckas kicked all of the ? out.


    Nope. No Cherokee 'round these parts. I lol'ed when that happened too.

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  • Recaptimus_Prime360
    Recaptimus_Prime360 Members Posts: 64,801 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    When I think SSBBW it's the chicks that have those knee-length guts hanging down and ? .

    How does that work exactly?


    Aww hell no. Never. Now that's just nasty
  • Valentinez A. Kaiser
    Valentinez A. Kaiser Members Posts: 9,028 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Elrawd wrote: »
    "I was just reading E-mails"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcGO_oAahV8

    I wanna watch this!
  • nex gin
    nex gin Members Posts: 10,698 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 2013
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    TrueraPP wrote: »
    I watch ? porn sometime when i need a new twist to my porn game.

    Funny thing when i tried to ? a ? i could not get hard(in the porn videos you can't smell there body's but in real life fat don't smell good especially when it sweating in you got to be all close to there body,you don't have to deal with moving Jell-O legs and arms). Guess my body only ? with skinny girls.

    Least I know my kids won't be fat.

    Where them skinny tall girls at trying to have them NBA kids out here.

    I have never ? w/ a fat, sloppy ? , but I always figured the bolded would happen if I tried.
  • Purr
    Purr Members Posts: 32,382 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    kat you're not a ? girl
  • Recaptimus_Prime360
    Recaptimus_Prime360 Members Posts: 64,801 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Big girls be gettin it in.
  • VulcanRaven
    VulcanRaven Members Posts: 18,859 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Yeah I would definately beat that ? like the Ravens do the Texans if I was in H-town kat ...we both know it.
  • Star Nine
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    stopitkat your not a ?
  • Star Nine
    Star Nine Members Posts: 1,721 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    anyone know the name of that white ? with a rainbow on her ? ? o lawd
  • Maximus Rex
    Maximus Rex Members Posts: 6,354 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Halfabrick wrote: »
    anyone know the name of that white ? with a rainbow on her ? ? o lawd

    Bunny something.

  • earth two superman
    earth two superman Members Posts: 17,149 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    bunny de la cruz
  • Ajackson17
    Ajackson17 Members Posts: 22,501 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I can't wait for one particular poster to be back to ? status.
  • Kat
    Kat Members Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Who would that be?
  • ohhhla
    ohhhla Members Posts: 10,341 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I told you I'm too tall to be Mexican!

    This is a stupid post.
  • ohhhla
    ohhhla Members Posts: 10,341 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    We?

    I thought you were black?

    I'm Black and Native (with tribal papers, federal roll number, and profit sharing from our casinos).

    I briefly posted my tribal papers here not long ago.

    No, you're mixed.

    Stop claiming your black.
  • Kat
    Kat Members Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    ohhhla wrote: »
    I told you I'm too tall to be Mexican!

    This is a stupid post.

    And you're a stupid poster.

  • ohhhla
    ohhhla Members Posts: 10,341 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Kat with ethers and unpredictable retorts again.
  • konceptjones
    konceptjones Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 13,139 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    See... MESSICAN!!!

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