An anonymous letter to your IC crush

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  • 9TRAY
    9TRAY Members Posts: 6,830 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 2013
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    Khaleesi wrote: »
    Are you feeling somebody on here so bad but you don't wanna be known as a simp? Scared of that PM leaking?
    Let it out.....
    Dear sexy ass ? ,
    As soon as I saw your picture I instantly bit my lip & needed a panty change.
    You're so damn fine.... GOTDAMN!
    You make me wanna leave my fiance & trap you into getting me pregnant.
    If I were a cheating ? then I would gladly be a cheating ? with your assistance.

    You're too damn fine to be on this site...... I swear to gawd I wanna ravish you & go 10 rounds until i'm so swollen that you can't even fit in a needle pin.

    ? bless you sexy,
    -Khaleesi <3
    Somebody on here rub you the wrong way & you wanna get it off your chest? Let it out....
    _______________________________________________________________________________________________________
    Dear ? ass,
    It only took me .05 seconds to realize that you're a ? .
    The way you cling on to the idea of "brotherhood" with the male members of this site is sickening.
    If it were up to you, there would be no female members on this site. We disgust you, & deep inside you know why.

    You know who you are. Just know that I KNOW.
    You can continue playing pretend if you'd like.
    Just know that the moment you accept you're sexuality, the long everlasting war with yourself will finally be over.

    Sincerely,
    Khaleesi :)

    Do I have a Crush that I wanna write a Simp PM / Letter to?

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    Do I wanna' send a hate letter to a poster?

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    But me an @obnoxiouslyfresh gonna' fight tho'
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  • Trillfate
    Trillfate Members Posts: 24,008 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 2013
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    Max. wrote: »
    Dear pico, i tweeted but you still aint calling,left my tumblr url, @ name and my kik at the bottom..i sent you 2 dms back in autumn you musta not of got em theres was prolly too many simps in inbox or something..sometimes i ? up @ names too much when i type em.. But ? it whats been up? How ya sis daughter? My girl is pregnant too im bouta be a father..if i have a daughter guess what ima call her? Ima name her pico..i read about ya bro will im sorry i had a uncle who died from cancer..i know you her this everyday but im your biggest fan..i even got the old ic aim chats ..i got a folder on my computer full of ya pictures damn..i even the got the old ass pics that u used to drop in donkey(dat ass was phat) anyways i hope you get this tweet me back just to chat ya biggest fan this is max.
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    This ? invented Stan simping

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  • taeboo
    taeboo Members Posts: 4,669 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Dear Berry White,

    You have one of the sexiest voices I've ever heard.

    Taeboo
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  • Arya Tsaddiq
    Arya Tsaddiq Members Posts: 15,334 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Dear IC female,

    If you sound how I think u sound based on your picture, this e-lationship is over

    Sincerely,

    #Team no mama jones
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  • Purr
    Purr Members Posts: 32,382 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    icks86 wrote: »
    Dear IC male poster

    You suck

    Love b.a.-r.

    &

    Dear IC female poster

    Call me!

    My number is 804- ah ? it email me!!!

    Love b.a-r.

    you ain't lightskin though
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  • Purr
    Purr Members Posts: 32,382 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Allergens wrote: »
    evilchuck wrote: »
    icks86 wrote: »
    Dear IC male poster

    You suck

    Love b.a.-r.

    &

    Dear IC female poster

    Call me!

    My number is 804- ah ? it email me!!!

    Love b.a-r.

    you ain't lightskin though

    this ? said dear male poster...you suck...lol..dead


    reading comprehension isn't your strongest attribute.

    he had also said,"dear ic female"
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  • Arya Tsaddiq
    Arya Tsaddiq Members Posts: 15,334 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Pico Roscoe wrote: »
    taeboo wrote: »
    Dear Berry White,

    You have one of the sexiest voices I've ever heard.

    Taeboo

    Thanks girl!

    u give me a run for my money with that baritone ? haha...but it's ok tho...

    Its what's on the inside that counts girl
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  • FourEfil
    FourEfil Members Posts: 1,910 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    See through bra.

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  • loch121
    loch121 Members Posts: 12,884 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    dear Pico.........
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  • Big Kola
    Big Kola Members Posts: 1,008 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Yall are too funny
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  • iron man1
    iron man1 Members Posts: 29,989 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Dear grown n sexy ic female poster


    Im slowly e-crushing on yo ass and don't give a damn.
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  • T. Sanford
    T. Sanford Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 25,291 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Dear IC lady (Ms Gram

    You are not my crush but Let me borrow $20 this Friday

    Sincerity yours

    T. Sanford

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  • Kat
    Kat Members Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Dear Mutt -

    Ask that ? for money.


    lol @ 'sincerity yours',
    Kat
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  • Kat
    Kat Members Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    wtf..that didn't even make sense.

    See this is why I don't type to dogs.
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  • Kat
    Kat Members Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Those that butt into my one one one convos will be flagged from here on out...
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  • Lou Cypher
    Lou Cypher Members Posts: 52,521 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Dear Ic member i hate:

    ? you

    Dear IC Female:

    I want to ? you.
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  • nex gin
    nex gin Members Posts: 10,698 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Dear Khaleesi IC Female,

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    Sarcastically Yours,
    Nex
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  • LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY
    LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY Members, Writer Posts: 17,670 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 2013
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    Dear modd/ayatollah of Donkey

    I sincerly hope that you will not asking for my eviction
    During the Day of Reckoning
    I recognize that our relations were way cold
    But i do aknowledge your professional spirit.

    Peace

    LEMMY
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  • can'tyoutell
    can'tyoutell Members Posts: 1,370 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Girl 1: you're married, but I still ? for you. You;ve made some mistakes in the past, but no one is perfect. Soon as you get some green contacts again and belly button ring, we good to go.

    Girl 2: Yeah, I don't know if you remember or care, but I voted you number 1 in the miss ic last year. I really wanted that nude picture to be you. You should make your own version of that picture, with a towel on your head and everything.

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  • dalyricalbandit
    dalyricalbandit Members, Moderators Posts: 67,918 Regulator
    edited September 2013
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    Dear female poster


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    Sincerely,
    Bandit
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  • The Prodigalson
    The Prodigalson Members, Writer Posts: 8,715 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Congrats on the Baby Kai when you due?
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