Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman
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A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man. The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri. Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of the dead and necrophilia.
According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem ? while being bathed. Being alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and proceeded have sex with him. Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to orgasm after several minutes. A few weeks later, Marmaduke had a positive pregnancy test while receiving a routine medical exam. Upon telling her doctor the circumstances leading to the conception, the police were notified. Marmaduke was arrested without incident at her dilapidated trailer home a few blocks from the mortuary.
In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man’s estate for child support.
According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem ? while being bathed. Being alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and proceeded have sex with him. Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to orgasm after several minutes. A few weeks later, Marmaduke had a positive pregnancy test while receiving a routine medical exam. Upon telling her doctor the circumstances leading to the conception, the police were notified. Marmaduke was arrested without incident at her dilapidated trailer home a few blocks from the mortuary.
In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man’s estate for child support.
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So much fail... So little time...
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bytch been watchin 2 much true blood if she wanna ? dead people..
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Story is ? :Lucky Stiff
Claim: A female mortuary worker was arrested after becoming pregnant by one of the corpses she was preparing for burial.
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Example: [Dead Serious News, November 2010]A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients — a dead man. The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri. Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of the dead and necrophilia.
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Origins: Although the news media occasionally report real cases of workers or interlopers at mortuaries/cemeteries attempting to engage in sex with bodies of the deceased, this item about a female mortuary worker's becoming pregnant through such an activity is not one of them. This article is a satirical piece which was published on 11 November 2010 by Dead Serious News, a web site whose About page notes that "Dead Serious News is a satirical website that is updated on an irregular basis. With the exception of the names of public figures, all names are fictional." -
lol aint no chick in prison gonna want 2 wit her...
and her kid is gonna be ? up in the head.. -
Only an idiot would believe that story.
Oh, wait.... This is the I.C..... Nevermind. -
OF COURSE SHE'S WHITE
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I remember that girls face was used in a different news story...
I remember that face...
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Lou Cypher wrote: »I remember that girls face was used in a different news story...
I remember that face...
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/27/joshua-miner-alisa-massaro-sex-corpses_n_2777107.html -
Allah_U_Akbar wrote: »Only an idiot would believe that story.
Oh, wait.... This is the I.C..... Nevermind.
I give it 5 or 6 more posts as if the op was true. They'll catch on eventually. -
Cats on the IC believe in Mermaids, a chick having a child with a frog, and a chick becoming pregnant from a corpse.
The IC losing. -
Gold_Certificate wrote: »Lou Cypher wrote: »I remember that girls face was used in a different news story...
I remember that face...
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/27/joshua-miner-alisa-massaro-sex-corpses_n_2777107.html
Thats the one! -
People are so damn gullible.
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The dead man was me. I do it all the time.
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Her name marmaduke? I wouldn't believe this story. Let's get together IC
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lol@pregnant by a dead man,wow that's gonna be a story to tell the child.
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"Morning Glory Mortuary" tho...
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This ? so stupid lmao
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I was about to say I didn't even think this was possible
How can a dead man get hard and nut?
If this was true I could only imagine ? killing athletes and rappers then ? them until they're pregnant and suing his estate for child support -
this cant be life
smh at this ? living at trailer park & trying to get child support from a dead man.
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Fake ass story
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Didn't need snopes to debunk this ? .