5 Reasons to Date a Girl with an Eating Disorder. Now this is some real ? .
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Will Munny
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http://www.returnofkings.com/21313/5-reasons-to-date-a-girl-with-an-eating-disorder
Nothing screams white-girl problems louder than a good old-fashioned eating disorder.* But they’re more than that. Eating disorders have been—quite appropriately—declared a luxury reserved for only the most privileged members of the female race. In other words, the presence of one of the classic eating disorders is a reliable predictor of various socio-economic, cultural, and personality traits in a young woman–features that, in the end, are desirable to today’s American man. In a world where the “retail price” on the typical Western woman continues to skyrocket—while their quality continues its precipitous decline—there are some real gems to be found in the bargain bin.
I’ve dated several girls with eating disorders—in various intensities—and all of these traits have applied to each of them.
*While obesity is, in most cases, also an “eating disorder,” this list doesn’t apply to emotional eaters, food addicts, and fatties with no self control.
1. Her obsession over her body will improve her overall looks.
A girl who spends inordinate mental and physical energy on her looks is rarely fat. If you were to get into a long-term relationship with one of these girls, she’s also less likely to become complacent about her physique over time. Girls like this are usually deft at properly dressing their body type, which translates into a more stylish girl overall. And, because cheap clothing lines—like H&M—are shaped with straight cuts that are less labor-intensive and therefore more inexpensive, they look good in even the cheapest of ? . While they may have a “distorted body image” on the inside, that usually means staying trim and fit on the outside. Let’s not forget that fatties too, in the majority of cases, have a “distorted body image,” but in the unattractive direction.
2. She costs less money.
You can go out to nice restaurants and order take-out with the confidence that your expense on her will be minimal. In most cases, she’ll get a small dish–like a side salad–or just eat a little bit of whatever communal dishes you order. If you’re a hungry bastard, you can even finish off her plate. “Are you going to finish that?”
3. She’s fragile and vulnerable.
The case has repeatedly and persuasively been made that an inflated ego and an unearned high self-esteem are among the most unattractive traits in a girl. You-go-girlist “confidence”—grounded in little more than years of being told she’s a unique and special snowflake for no other reason than she was born female—renders a woman into an insufferable ? who thinks the world revolves around her.
An eating disorder often translates into the direct opposite: a girl who’s modest, fragile, and vulnerable. Instead of having to constantly wrestle with a difficult and obnoxious girl, you’ll be dealing with a tastefully insecure girl, who’s eager to please, and wants nothing more than your approval. She’s quick to apologize for transgressions, and will make the extra effort to see you–instead of flaking on you constantly. This level of vulnerability often brings out the best in men, whose protector instinct can’t help but get activated.
4. Probably has money of her own.
They aren’t too many poor girls with eating disorders. These girls come from money, and often continue to wield that spending power right into their adulthoods. Her instinct to please you will translate into her picking up tabs, coming to your door not empty-handed, or buying you little gifts.
5. She’s better in bed.
It’s a well-known fact that crazy girls are exceptional in the sack. A girl with an eating disorder has just the right cocktail of pent-up insecurity, neuroses, and daddy issues to ensure that your whole building knows every time you’re beating it up.
Say what you will, a girl with a mild-to-moderate eating disorder—that hasn’t excessively marred her appearance—is today’s best-buy in the West’s rapidly plummeting dating market.
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Wtf
I thought my techniques were psychotic but damn. I don't prey on sick ? .
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A lot of black hoes have eating disorders too...
Them hoes can't push away from the table -
1) shes not a fat ?
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Will she still make you a sandwich?
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I love me a ? with low self esteem.
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Lou Cypher wrote: »I love me a ? with low self esteem.
Then that would be @ least %80 of the female population!!!
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like when one of my buddies says to someone when they are trying to get a party going "hey man call some girls up, only hot ones tho."
Im' the first one to be like "woah hold up, maybe not aaaallll hot ones" -
1) shes not a fat ?
/thread.
But really tho:
1) "Improve overall looks" What if you a real ? and dont like your chick looking like a bag of bones
2) All ? cost money. Her being skinny as ? doesnt affect her being materialistic
3) Every ? fragile and vulnerable.
4) If she mid twenties and older and got a job she prolly got money. ? disorder.
5) Completely unrelated.
List is stupid.
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this yall tactics to get a piece of ?
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I'm wondering how many of you have actually seen a ? with real anorexia? Those hoes bald and have really ? health in general. And yeah, a girl who throws her food up after eating a whole buffet. Attractive.
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I'm wondering how many of you have actually seen a ? with real anorexia? Those hoes bald and have really ? health in general. And yeah, a girl who throws her food up after eating a whole buffet. Attractive.
I was just about to say something similar. Eating disorders wreaks havoc on ones looks, hair falls out, dull skin, and messes up teeth. That ? aint sexy....
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I'm wondering how many of you have actually seen a ? with real anorexia? Those hoes bald and have really ? health in general. And yeah, a girl who throws her food up after eating a whole buffet. Attractive.
Messed up teeth and gums with all that regurgitation....ain't coming no where near me!
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Hmmm might be on to something.
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im good on that..
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Go ahead, munny. Just ask her out
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I'm not going to come into this thread an act like I've never searched for anorexic porn.
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I'm not gonna roll the dice cause chances are that the eating disorder might just be the tip of the iceberg on that walking ship wreck ........... plus, who wants to waste money on taking a ? out to eat, just to have her chuck it up in the bathroom 10min later
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she's gonna be white too. i've never met a non-white girl with an eating disorder
You must have read the very first line of the article. -
At least with a normal broad she not wasting food. I'm not paying for meals so the hoe can throw em back up. Thats a waste of money and food, two of the three things I don't waste.
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Need pics......
Not of the clinically diagnosed diseased chics tho -
^^Smash.
? has a a 20-inch waist and a BMI of like 13.
Her face must be bagged though.
Still smash.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAFTI9CKnjc -
lmao I find her grotesque which probably means fiat finds her wildly attractive.
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........... no cartilage
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they forgot rotted teeth, breath like puke, always in the damn bathroom and a bad attitude from low self-esteem and being hungry all the time.