Ever Been Catfished? My Homie Just got Got (Pics)

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  • S2J
    S2J Members Posts: 28,458 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    S2J wrote: »
    I hope this bytch pick up the phone. We gon do a 3 way call. I dnt know if my phone can record tho

    There are apps for that. Are you apple or Android?

    Word? Android
  • Arya Tsaddiq
    Arya Tsaddiq Members Posts: 15,334 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    And before Kai comes in here playing grammar police...all those errors weren't my fault lol
  • damobb2deep
    damobb2deep Members Posts: 19,972 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    The lining of a ? cup? Yet you were surprised at a pregnancy scare?

    I'm stuck for words.

    Do you think each load is one giant sperm cell or some ? ? A ? plastic bag..... Man.

    when she said she was preggo i didnt get surprised tho..

    Why did you wrap up in a plastic bag then? Don't say to prevent an std... Please don't.
    actually because i didnt expect it 2 break... the std/pregnancy was somthin i thought about tho..

    How old were you when this happened?

    this was in 2011... so i had just turned 23...

  • black caesar
    black caesar Members Posts: 12,036 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    S2J wrote: »
    S2J wrote: »
    I hope this bytch pick up the phone. We gon do a 3 way call. I dnt know if my phone can record tho

    There are apps for that. Are you apple or Android?

    Word? Android

    https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=polis.app.callrecorder&hl=en

    Also check this page for the top five recorders


    http://getandroidstuff.com/best-android-call-recording-app-free/
  • Dr.Chemix
    Dr.Chemix Members Posts: 11,816 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited January 2014
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    ? have no game these days and just plain dumb. How you get that pic and say "Nah, I'm straight".
  • B_A
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    S2J wrote: »
    I wasnt on any of these calls yet, just relayin what he told me.

    I might do a ol school 3 way call. I gotta hear this chick

    Inb4 this ? reports back that this broad sounds like biggie
  • CottonCitySlim
    CottonCitySlim Members Posts: 7,063 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    evilchuck wrote: »
    Trillfate wrote: »
    evilchuck wrote: »
    Ive never been trill fate'd
    of course u come in this thread poppin your fupa covered ? ...

    but u lyin...im pretty sure your crippled fiance acted like he could walk at 1st

    Bruh.

    You proposed through the IC ? . You can't get no lower. Than that.

    Too be fair, Marley was fine as ? , unlike most of the gassed chicks on the IC she is legit in them looks department

  • Arya Tsaddiq
    Arya Tsaddiq Members Posts: 15,334 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Shizlansky wrote: »
    Got a motel

    But

    Not a box of rubbers






    ? did you think y'all was just gon play checkers

    Same thing I said...

    ? must have spent all his bread on the room and trip up there....

    Went to get the condoms but couldnt afford any and was like

    200x200px-ZC-c85c8ce5_WizShrug.gif
  • black caesar
    black caesar Members Posts: 12,036 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    So did you down load the apps? What's the update?
  • S2J
    S2J Members Posts: 28,458 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited January 2014
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    So did you down load the apps? What's the update?

    She aint answer the phone again. He said 'I think she's on to me that im on to her. She's going back under' Lol

    His stories had me weak tho. He said every time he ask her some investigative type ? she get extra defensive or pretend to get another call

    Him: So i noticed u got a Chicago area code but we in Florida---
    Her: Ummm actually I have a Global Satellite phone i can get any number. Aren't you Mr Investigator

    Him: So whats up with that real pic, I'm wonderin---
    She puts him on hold, talkin in the background: 'Huh. Oh u said what im doin? Oh, now? oh, ok.'

    "Yea sorry this guy bout to come bring me some boxes I gotta go." It was 1am.

    He said he just went to bed laughin with a big smile on his face nh
  • black caesar
    black caesar Members Posts: 12,036 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    S2J wrote: »
    So did you down load the apps? What's the update?

    She aint answer the phone again. He said 'I think she's on to me that im on to her. She's going back under' Lol

    His stories had me weak tho. He said every time he ask her some investigative type ? she get extra defensive or pretend to get another call

    Him: So i noticed u got a Chicago area code but we in Florida---
    Her: Ummm actually I have a Global Satellite phone i can get any number. Aren't you Mr Investigator

    Him: So whats up with that real pic, I'm wonderin---
    She puts him on hold, talkin in the background: 'Huh. Oh u said what im doin? Oh, now? oh, ok.'

    "Yea sorry this guy bout to come bring me some boxes I gotta go." It was 1am.

    He said he just went to bed laughin with a big smile on his face nh

    Get the calls recorded FAM.
  • Kat
    Kat Members Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Like what's the ultimate goal here?

    Obviously she has no intention in meeting your friend, what is her reward? Just the interaction?

    I don't get it.
  • Purr
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    evilchuck wrote: »
    Trillfate wrote: »
    evilchuck wrote: »
    Ive never been trill fate'd
    of course u come in this thread poppin your fupa covered ? ...

    but u lyin...im pretty sure your crippled fiance acted like he could walk at 1st

    Bruh.

    You proposed through the IC ? . You can't get no lower. Than that.

    Too be fair, Marley was fine as ? , unlike most of the gassed chicks on the IC she is legit in them looks department

    Oh.

    This is a great coping mechanism for lonely ? . Im glad you're well versed in this topic.
  • S2J
    S2J Members Posts: 28,458 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Mr.LV wrote: »
    evilchuck wrote: »
    Trillfate wrote: »
    evilchuck wrote: »
    Ive never been trill fate'd
    of course u come in this thread poppin your fupa covered ? ...

    but u lyin...im pretty sure your crippled fiance acted like he could walk at 1st

    Bruh.

    You proposed through the IC ? . You can't get no lower. Than that.

    Too be fair, Marley was fine as ? , unlike most of the gassed chicks on the IC she is legit in them looks department

    I just typed Miss Marley ill community into Google and this popped up
    IK9A1fL.png

    hahahaha I never seen this. Hilarious.
  • Kat
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    I've never even read that...and still not going to read it.
  • S2J
    S2J Members Posts: 28,458 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Kat wrote: »
    I've never even read that...and still not going to read it.

    Llls So in other words, you will neither confirm or deny the veracity of those statements.
  • Kat
    Kat Members Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited January 2014
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  • deadeye
    deadeye Members Posts: 22,884 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Kat wrote: »
    I've never even read that...and still not going to read it.

    @Kat


    You should.


    It's an interesting read.
  • A1000MILES
    A1000MILES Members, Writer Posts: 13,287 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Kat 5'11?...I'd chop that white tree down...
  • CHICAGO_BREED
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    Lol damn kat i expected a better looking mug. It look like you sell mary kay products. That ? got that ? off of craigslist close encounters