Ever Been Catfished? My Homie Just got Got (Pics)
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And before Kai comes in here playing grammar police...all those errors weren't my fault lol
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englishdude wrote: »damobb2deep wrote: »englishdude wrote: »damobb2deep wrote: »englishdude wrote: »The lining of a ? cup? Yet you were surprised at a pregnancy scare?
I'm stuck for words.
Do you think each load is one giant sperm cell or some ? ? A ? plastic bag..... Man.
when she said she was preggo i didnt get surprised tho..
Why did you wrap up in a plastic bag then? Don't say to prevent an std... Please don't.
How old were you when this happened?
this was in 2011... so i had just turned 23...
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black caesar wrote: »
Word? Android
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=polis.app.callrecorder&hl=en
Also check this page for the top five recorders
http://getandroidstuff.com/best-android-call-recording-app-free/ -
? have no game these days and just plain dumb. How you get that pic and say "Nah, I'm straight".
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damobb2deep wrote: »(used the plastic from around the paper cups u get by the coffee ? in the Telly as a condom
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I wasnt on any of these calls yet, just relayin what he told me.
I might do a ol school 3 way call. I gotta hear this chick
Inb4 this ? reports back that this broad sounds like biggie -
Bruh.
You proposed through the IC ? . You can't get no lower. Than that. -
Got a motel
But
Not a box of rubbers
? did you think y'all was just gon play checkers -
Too be fair, Marley was fine as ? , unlike most of the gassed chicks on the IC she is legit in them looks department
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Shizlansky wrote: »Got a motel
But
Not a box of rubbers
? did you think y'all was just gon play checkers
Same thing I said...
? must have spent all his bread on the room and trip up there....
Went to get the condoms but couldnt afford any and was like
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So did you down load the apps? What's the update?
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black caesar wrote: »So did you down load the apps? What's the update?
She aint answer the phone again. He said 'I think she's on to me that im on to her. She's going back under' Lol
His stories had me weak tho. He said every time he ask her some investigative type ? she get extra defensive or pretend to get another call
Him: So i noticed u got a Chicago area code but we in Florida---
Her: Ummm actually I have a Global Satellite phone i can get any number. Aren't you Mr Investigator
Him: So whats up with that real pic, I'm wonderin---
She puts him on hold, talkin in the background: 'Huh. Oh u said what im doin? Oh, now? oh, ok.'
"Yea sorry this guy bout to come bring me some boxes I gotta go." It was 1am.
He said he just went to bed laughin with a big smile on his face nh -
black caesar wrote: »So did you down load the apps? What's the update?
She aint answer the phone again. He said 'I think she's on to me that im on to her. She's going back under' Lol
His stories had me weak tho. He said every time he ask her some investigative type ? she get extra defensive or pretend to get another call
Him: So i noticed u got a Chicago area code but we in Florida---
Her: Ummm actually I have a Global Satellite phone i can get any number. Aren't you Mr Investigator
Him: So whats up with that real pic, I'm wonderin---
She puts him on hold, talkin in the background: 'Huh. Oh u said what im doin? Oh, now? oh, ok.'
"Yea sorry this guy bout to come bring me some boxes I gotta go." It was 1am.
He said he just went to bed laughin with a big smile on his face nh
Get the calls recorded FAM. -
Like what's the ultimate goal here?
Obviously she has no intention in meeting your friend, what is her reward? Just the interaction?
I don't get it. -
CottonCitySlim wrote: »
Too be fair, Marley was fine as ? , unlike most of the gassed chicks on the IC she is legit in them looks department
Oh.
This is a great coping mechanism for lonely ? . Im glad you're well versed in this topic. -
CottonCitySlim wrote: »
Too be fair, Marley was fine as ? , unlike most of the gassed chicks on the IC she is legit in them looks department
I just typed Miss Marley ill community into Google and this popped up
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CottonCitySlim wrote: »
Too be fair, Marley was fine as ? , unlike most of the gassed chicks on the IC she is legit in them looks department
I just typed Miss Marley ill community into Google and this popped up
I never read that description before. Man, ill pay for some ? from @kat if I was a guy. -
CottonCitySlim wrote: »
Too be fair, Marley was fine as ? , unlike most of the gassed chicks on the IC she is legit in them looks department
I just typed Miss Marley ill community into Google and this popped up
hahahaha I never seen this. Hilarious. -
I've never even read that...and still not going to read it.
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I've never even read that...and still not going to read it.
Llls So in other words, you will neither confirm or deny the veracity of those statements. -
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I've never even read that...and still not going to read it.
@Kat
You should.
It's an interesting read. -
Kat 5'11?...I'd chop that white tree down...
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Lol damn kat i expected a better looking mug. It look like you sell mary kay products. That ? got that ? off of craigslist close encounters