So I was having few drinks with the local Police Officer, at his house! And..
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in AKA Donkey
So Steve the local Officer said to me bout 2 years back, hey bruh come round for a beer some time..
SO today dude catches me at my places of work leaving, and he lives next door, so he says come in for a beer.. I say oh ok..
I haven't ? in 3 years.. I have 4.. and ? starts to get funny... IN MY HEAD lol I'm looking at his wife, and she curling her legs up and ? in the chair and I'm staring and he's talking to me, and must've asked a question and he say "Dee, so what you think?" AND I smile as I'm looking at his wife and say "oh yeah" and look at him.. and he goes "oh yeah what?" LMAO
And that passes by.. still having laughs with him and his wife and as I leave I say thanks for the beers man, and walked off wrong direction to my truck, he goes "you parked other way"
SO today dude catches me at my places of work leaving, and he lives next door, so he says come in for a beer.. I say oh ok..
I haven't ? in 3 years.. I have 4.. and ? starts to get funny... IN MY HEAD lol I'm looking at his wife, and she curling her legs up and ? in the chair and I'm staring and he's talking to me, and must've asked a question and he say "Dee, so what you think?" AND I smile as I'm looking at his wife and say "oh yeah" and look at him.. and he goes "oh yeah what?" LMAO
And that passes by.. still having laughs with him and his wife and as I leave I say thanks for the beers man, and walked off wrong direction to my truck, he goes "you parked other way"
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And then...?
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lmmfao
at the randomness
not the story -
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I then came home and thought man dude must think this ? trippin ? and ? lol I jumped off the seat in the lounge real fast as I usually talk and move quick, but this guys fam move slow, and his wife did this little jolt back in her chair, and I go "ok man, I'm off, going to be 10 soon." AND no ? , it was only 7 on the clock LOL
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? is a helluva drug
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? is a helluva drug
Man LOL Dude caught me like just jumpin in the truck in the street, and all was on my mind was home, eat, push ups, sleep LOL and I was thinking while beers going down, man I got ? to doooooo! lol MEanwhile this guy is in a house with 5 kids, wife and I;m acting like I got alot of ? to do LOL
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? is a helluva drug
Man LOL Dude caught me like just jumpin in the truck in the street, and all was on my mind was home, eat, push ups, sleep LOL and I was thinking while beers going down, man I got ? to doooooo! lol MEanwhile this guy is in a house with 5 kids, wife and I;m acting like I got alot of ? to do LOL
You was trippin hard... -
Next time stick to wine coolers, u ain't built for this man ? . No diss
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Next time stick to wine coolers, u ain't built for this man ? . No diss
Sup Stew, what was funny is that I used to be a big drinker. You most likely haven't seen my comments elsewhere but I was an alcoholic. I drank daily and weekends drank more than during the week. But then turned my life around when few things happened in life.. some bad accidents, losing loved ones. It really threw me off at how many years I hadn't ? and then how much it knocks you when you have what used to be not even a warm up.
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I still don't understand this thread... So did you smash his wife or did you just get ? as hell?
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Goat thread
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Am I the only one that thought he was going to ? dudes wife?
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So you got sloppy off 4 beers and were asked to leave after creeping on dude's wife. You lucky he ain't call in to report you for DWI.
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Drinking beer with the police? Got ? off 4 beers and don't know what you said?
nah ? , I see that you snitched and you concocted this story of being ? to make yourself feel better...SMH
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Next time stick to wine coolers, u ain't built for this man ? . No diss
a lot of wine coolers have a higher abv than beer -
Recaptimus_Prime360 wrote: »Bruh..... I think that cop drugged and ? you...
Nevamind. More plausible outcome. -
I dont hang out with cops
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What.... the ..?
Did he at least read you.. your rights before. -
Well this movie was a disappointment.
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Aight, so what happened?
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So you didn't ? his wife?