I'm about to have the BEST heart attack!!!

Pond Scum · August 2011

I just ate a sammich that was two deep fried chicken cutlets, two fistfulls of bacon, banana peppers, cheddar cheese, honey mustard and barbecue sauce on a hero!

Bury me a G!

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Pond Scum · August 2011

The Jamel wrote: »

nah you'll just be burping foamy stomach acid for the rest of the night... have fun trying to lay down on your back or sit up...

Oh i didn't mention how many shots of Sauza Hornitos i drank between the bar and the bodega. If I lie down I might as well write my last will and testament first.

If Amy Winehouse was the first ? to die from a hangover I'm not trying to be the first ? to die from acid reflux.