sexual mishaps that wasn't yo fault...
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I'm sensing some duck tales starting to be told now.
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memphis2sacnicc wrote: »I'm sensing some duck tales starting to be told now.
right.
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Recaptimus_Prime360 wrote: »When I was a freshman in college, was talking to this 28 year old woman. She used to come scoop me from campus and we would go to the reply and get it in. I always strapped up, and one time we were there and i aint have a rubber. Walked to the gas station across the street and all they had were these.
so I did the kanye shrug and copped and made my way back to the room. So she does her thing and I put on the rubber....bruh.....it immediately went numb I couldn't feel anything. I was lightweight scared, but I fought it. So we doing the do for like 2 minutes and it starts going limp cuz I cant feel anything. Then she talking about she cant feel anything either.
Tried to wash it off and try again. No go. She was salty cuz she broke bread on the room and I was salty. Moral of the story....NEVER get those smh....
? don't get me started on condoms. Them damn Lifestyle Tuxedos are pure GARBAGE! All the ones I've had busted on me right when I was bussin. Had my azzz shook bcuz I was waiting for that "Dark I'm late" call. Smh.
..BRUH.. THEM TUX ARE MY FAV
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Shid we used to go to the community center get a lunch bag full of those tuxedos
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damobb2deep wrote: »Ghostdenithegawd wrote: »Got over excited pocked her in her ? she rolled around in pain
Hit her with the ? in the eye
Dislocated a girl arm when she asked me to pull her arm while I hit it from the back
How is the 1st one not yo fault lol
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Aite ill make this fast...
Had this fine ass in shape army chick came to come see me in ATL. Drive hours and picked me up and everything. As soon as we get to the motel her brother and ? ? friend is there! Im like wtf?! And she said "don't worry they will be going out". So the whole time ? was extra quiet. Her brother was salty greesing me knowing I was about to smash his lil sis. Akward as ? .
Then before they leave the ? friend points an ? gun at me and says you better not do ? . ? thinking they set my ass up. Im on the westside of ATL by myself not knowing anything about the city.
They leave and head out...im sitting in the bed with the chick. ? that ? ain't doing nothing ...but she was sooo fine in them leggings bruh. Slim waste and that ass was poking out. She start sipping some liquor and giving me the look.
Then..Her brother and ? ? come back! This time with two fine thots. ? was lost. They finally leave again after 20 minutes.
We end up ? .. easily best sex ever. ? was epic. I checked the windows at least 40 times paronoid. They finally make it back at 4am.
Motel was filled with sex smell. I faked sleeped with one eye open till 7. Told her to bring me home asap.
As soon as I walked out I seen her brother looking at me ? ... I gave him the lance Stephenson blow and slammed the door.
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And co-sign about them weak ass condoms. Had a ? thinking I had a ? problem. Extra sized Magnums ftw
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Maaayne
this chick I used to ? around with, she didnt speak English, looked like the Chinese Angelina Jolie, lured her to my lair with the whole "lets watch a movie" ? . ? went down, she dry ? me, turned out she was on her period. Didnt faze me though, ? started giving me head, I came within 30 seconds lol ? was embarrassing, yet still goat.
This other Chinese chick, same technique, got her in the appartment, making out and all that, turned out she was still a ? , mind you she was 24....I did my best lol, but ? was screaming and I barely had the tip in lol smh. Went soft, ? was heart broken n left in the middle of the night. -
I have a few....
One girl I was seeing we were in bed she loved ? her logic was the perfect women but a ? in bed she started talking about her friend and her friend said her and her man do ? a lot and she wanted to try it
so I agree I mean she was wet for it so there she is in the doggie position saying put it in there no matter how I tried I could not get in I even oiled her up and it still would not go in so we go back to the ? for a bit to see if it relax her a bit I give it another go the tip is just about to go in and her daughter come in the bedroom door that was a massive passion killer. never did try it again after that.
another one I got into a girls bed I was seeing after coming back from a club and it was her mom not her that was scary
I used ? my friends girl when he was at work in the day time then she would go and see him she used go straight from my house to his no shower sometimes and we used to ? bare back
and this one time my friend said to me when we were out she is so wet all the time when she see me I thought that's my ? dripping out -
thought of some more
I was in my room looking at porn and knocking one out just busted my nut and I look up and my step sister had just walked in
banging a fat girl in a mini the old minis as well I did as a favour for my mate who was trying to bang her friend
she was so fat too I just could not come so she sucked my ? and I came on her face she was mad for that.
seeing this girl we were in bed together for the first time I get to slip her panties of and man it was like the amazon rain forest down there that killed the moment you could plat that hair that ended in a BJ nothing worst than a hairy bush
I have also fell asleep whilst licking ? form too much drink I have also fell asleep whilst getting head and she was good at giving head the best head I have had to be honest
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Almemphis2sacnicc wrote: »I'm sensing some duck tales starting to be told now.
right.
The glove ? perpin.
Not at all. My imagination ain't even that good. I was about 13 getting head. Little ? were given about where she put the ? . -
Can we get some IC females stories
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stackmaster 313 wrote: »Can we get some IC females stories
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Back when I was younger, went raw in some chick.... never mind the who, how, what, and why.... but two days later I scared myself into going to the clinic.
6am and I'm in the waiting area with some ? in line ahead of me. The walls of the room covered with posters of STD's. Remembering every chick I'd slept with my entire life. Fearing the thought of some q-tip being stuck in my ? hole.
With the cruel sadistic nature of the universe having my sexual pass being questioned by the most beautiful Creole cougar doctor I've ever seen in my life. The shame I felt when answering her questionnaire... my soul burned every time she rolled her eyes at my answers.
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I used ? my friends girl when he was at work in the day time then she would go and see him she used go straight from my house to his no shower sometimes and we used to ? bare back
and this one time my friend said to me when we were out she is so wet all the time when she see me I thought that's my ? dripping out
damn you're a ? "friend" -
I have a few....
I used ? my friends girl when he was at work in the day time then she would go and see him she used go straight from my house to his no shower sometimes and we used to ? bare back
and this one time my friend said to me when we were out she is so wet all the time when she see me I thought that's my ? dripping out
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I have a few....
I used ? my friends girl when he was at work in the day time then she would go and see him she used go straight from my house to his no shower sometimes and we used to ? bare back
and this one time my friend said to me when we were out she is so wet all the time when she see me I thought that's my ? dripping out
@. ? end up on "The First 48" for this kinda thing. -
Recaptimus_Prime360 wrote: »I have a few....
I used ? my friends girl when he was at work in the day time then she would go and see him she used go straight from my house to his no shower sometimes and we used to ? bare back
and this one time my friend said to me when we were out she is so wet all the time when she see me I thought that's my ? dripping out
@. ? end up on "The First 48" for this kinda thing.
no kidding. who needs enemies when u got friends like this ? right here -
He was a ass hat and she was fine you would of all done the same
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At one time in band camp..........
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At one time in band camp..........
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Met this broad at the bar, she was from England. She was tight. Went back to my spot, in my room, rubber on, bout to put it down....
I slide in, and I mean slip in..(bloop) I know my ? aint that small, so I was like damn this ? is wet wet!! Im strokin doin my thing, get done, hit the bathroom like a G, I yell out loud..."Yo what the ? ?!?!"..... see my ? covered in blood like DMX when he ? that corpse in Flesh Of My Flesh, Blood Of My Blood...im kinda hot..Like, this ? !!
Go back to the room cut the light on, she saw my sheets and got all apologetic and ? ...im like Aight its straight, she was like "I didnt know I was gonna get my period" .....Whatever its straight dont trip...shes lookin for her belongings..im in the bathroom cleanin up....
I hear my front door ? , I instantly became alert open the bathroom door to see whats up...I catch this ? headin out, im like where you goin? Yo she was almost cryin she was so embarrassed, so I felt bad, plus it was rainin hard as hell outside, like Yo its aight, ? happens just chill come back.. Door closes behind her , I put my clothes back on, go out to get her...and this ? is gone. Literally just gone in this rain...disappeared into the night like some movie ? ...I even went down the block in the pouring rain to see if I could spot her...Nothing...and I never ever saw that ? again... -
He was a ass hat and she was fine you would of all done the same
He's obviously not your friend. You sound like a ? ? ? given that you at home all day ? another dude's girl while he's out providing. Do you though bruh, I ain't mad atcha -
My ex still was living at home at the time. Anyways I'm ova there and she wanna ? im like how long yo people's been gone she like don't worry its cool. My ? senses was tingling I had a feeling they was gone come back. Sho nuff I'm digging her out I hear a sound I say go check she go look she come running in like it's my folks we grab our shut head to the bathroom. She get dressed walk out and great her folks while I'm putting my pants on. Swear 2 ? her dad come str8 to the bathroom I'm like really. My ex like he in the bathroom her dad was like oh ok. I walk out this Bish cheesin I grabbed my ? and left smh.
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This other time a chick I use to hit on the side was topping me off. Her dome was AMAZING like she gave head like she the fate of mankind depended on it. Anyways im getting topped off I'm bout to bust and catch the worst cramp in my stomach. I'm bussin and in pain it was the worst best feeling g ever. She the type to keep sucking till every drop is gone that ? GOAT.
