MMA Fighter ‘War Machine’ Brutally Assaults Pornstar Ex-Girlfriend, Later Tweets He Is Being Framed

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  • LUClEN
    LUClEN Members Posts: 20,559 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    lmao

    dude legally changed his name to War Machine
  • GorillaWitAttitude
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    Trashboat wrote: »
    lmao

    dude legally changed his name to War Machine

    He had to do it for legal reasons because TNA owned the rights to Rhino's War Machine name.
  • Plutarch
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    Trashboat wrote: »
    It's not over
    Now is the interesting part: court

    How hard are they gonna throw this book at him

    I mean't the manhunt that's what I mean't by over. Well he's looking at atleast 7-10 years.

    I haven't followed the story closely, but if dude went ape ? on gal, he might've bitten her, right? So if those dental records come up a match, then there's not much he can do in court, right?
  • Lou Cypher
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    Was dog the one that caught him? cant read twitter here at work.
  • Angeles1son85
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    Lol @dog dint even got a gun on him ? u aint catchin real wanted people that pic he.goin to.mexico well war in vegas.given zero.?
  • can'tyoutell
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    DaCaliKing wrote: »
    ? swallows nut for a living...ZERO ? given..

    I hope you don't consume porn. You can't use a product and dehumanize the people supplying it. That would make you a hypocrite.
  • LUClEN
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    DaCaliKing wrote: »
    ? swallows nut for a living...ZERO ? given..

    I hope you don't consume porn. You can't use a product and dehumanize the people supplying it. That would make you a hypocrite.

    How exactly is that Hypocritical
  • 1CK1S
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    If Christy Mack was trying to get the sympathy vote well she got it

    https://www.giveforward.com/fundraiser/qcd5/christy-mack-s-medical-expense-fund
  • MoneyLuver
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    Trashboat wrote: »
    DaCaliKing wrote: »
    ? swallows nut for a living...ZERO ? given..

    I hope you don't consume porn. You can't use a product and dehumanize the people supplying it. That would make you a hypocrite.

    How exactly is that Hypocritical


    Becuz Men love to ? and that's perfectly acceptable but once a Female ? she's the ? of tha earth. Not only is it a double standard its corny and counter-productive in alotta situations.


    But its a "catch 22" becuz if you have a Mother, Daughter, Sister, or favorite Cousin out there it burns your soul
  • dwade206
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    MoneyLuver wrote: »
    Trashboat wrote: »
    DaCaliKing wrote: »
    ? swallows nut for a living...ZERO ? given..

    I hope you don't consume porn. You can't use a product and dehumanize the people supplying it. That would make you a hypocrite.

    How exactly is that Hypocritical


    Becuz Men love to ? and that's perfectly acceptable but once a Female ? she's the ? of tha earth. Not only is it a double standard its corny and counter-productive in alotta situations.


    But its a "catch 22" becuz if you have a Mother, Daughter, Sister, or favorite Cousin out there it burns your soul

    You stay caping for these ? . Your new name is WhoreLuver.
  • LUClEN
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    MoneyLuver wrote: »
    Trashboat wrote: »
    DaCaliKing wrote: »
    ? swallows nut for a living...ZERO ? given..

    I hope you don't consume porn. You can't use a product and dehumanize the people supplying it. That would make you a hypocrite.

    How exactly is that Hypocritical


    Becuz Men love to ? and that's perfectly acceptable but once a Female ? she's the ? of tha earth. Not only is it a double standard its corny and counter-productive in alotta situations.


    But its a "catch 22" becuz if you have a Mother, Daughter, Sister, or favorite Cousin out there it burns your soul

    Men typically like when women ? them
    And dislike when they ? other men
  • A$AP_A$TON
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    Lol they didn't know what the other snake was tho
  • Will Munny
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    Screw you war machine
  • LUClEN
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    Trashboat wrote: »
    lmao

    dude legally changed his name to War Machine

    He had to do it for legal reasons because TNA owned the rights to Rhino's War Machine name.
    You realise War Machine was owned by Marvel before TNA, right?

    The dude changed his name to a ? comic character. Dude is as unstable as Ultimate Warrior was with 1/20th of the success.

    Koppenhaver is a failure ? with a ? up past he never got treatment for. This dude claimed to be doing Alpha Male ? ... jacking off while another man pipes your girlfriend is not Alpha Male ? . Crying when he makes her hot isn't Alpha Male ? . Losing your ? and going ? isn't Alpha Male ? . He's a 12 year old in a roidhead's body. Dude needs therapy and a padded cell until he gets his mind right.

    funny cause failure to perform can be a side effect of steroids

  • VulcanRaven
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    I bet the cops would not have shot him if he fought, even though he is a dangerous MMA fighter.
  • Meta_Conscious
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    I thought these porn hoes claim to be making loads of money as ? buckets ,posting twitter pics with stacks and weed

    Why does she need an operation fundraiser ?

    they're lying.
  • MoneyLuver
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    traestar wrote: »
    Alpha Males don't beat women, they charge that to the game and move to the next one.

    Amen
  • Mr.LV
    Mr.LV Members Posts: 14,089 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    More like beta male ?
  • Valentinez A. Kaiser
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    Mr.LV wrote: »
    More like beta female ?

    fixed
  • 1CK1S
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    *update*

    War Machine Faces 32 Charges Including Life In Prison

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    War Machine, formerly known as Jonathan Koppenhaver, appeared in a Las Vegas courtroom on Wednesday, where he was advised of 32 total felony charges against him.

    Koppenhaver, 32, faces charges of attempted murder, domestic battery by strangulation, first-degree kidnapping and sexual assault, stemming from an alleged incident involving his ex-girlfriend and adult film actress Christy Mack on Aug. 8 at Mack's Las Vegas residence. The professional mixed martial artist faces the possibility of life in prison.

    A preliminary hearing has been scheduled on Oct. 17. Koppenhaver was extradited to Las Vegas from Ventura County, California, on Aug. 30 after he was arrested in a Los Angeles suburb.

    After the alleged attack, Mack released a statement detailing the incident via social media. According to the statement, Koppenhaver attacked Mack and a male friend at her residence in the early morning hours of Aug. 8 and threatened her life with a knife. Mack said she escaped out a back door and sought help in her neighborhood. She was eventually hospitalized in Las Vegas.

    Koppenhaver is a former contestant on the UFC's reality series "The Ultimate Fighter." He signed with Bellator MMA in 2013. The promotion released the welterweight shortly after reports surfaced of the alleged incident.

    Koppenhaver legally changed his name to War Machine in 2008, but is listed by his birth name in the Las Vegas court system. In 2012, he was convicted and served time for an attempt to commit battery with substantial ? harm in Las Vegas.