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yea, i fly alot and have tons of stories about being in airports and on planes, meeting celebrities and such.
feel free to add your own stories.
feel free to add your own stories.
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I don't cause I haven't had the chance to fly, beyond one trip to Washington
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U make too much money to be misspelling 'friendly'
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i once made a thread about this one,
overhear a chick talking in the airport about how she loves her current boyfreind but hes too big to give her ? so she still sees her ex because it wont hurt her when she wants it in the dumper.
just one of many crazy stories -
talking business on the phone and ran into shane mosley in charlotte airport.
this was after he lost to pac
i put them on hold an went thru the crowd to say hi and tell him all the ? other people tell him, he hof worthy yadda yadda.
so i leave to walk away and i lift my hand up to pat him on the shoulder to wish him well in his future....this ? flinched.
at that moment i knew he was too jumpy,maybe i moved too quick and ? had a flash back..lol -
once on a redeye from LA i saw a chick giving a dude a ? under the cover across the row from me.
they kept stopping when they saw the stewardess come by....well the lights went low and she went for broke mouth style.
i aint gonna lie i was watching her go to work.
i saw the stewardess coming but she was under the cover and he had his eyes closed.
i dropped my heavy ass book on the floor and the noise made him open his eyes an look over....i gave him a shrug and pointed toward the stewardess.....an he made his chick get up.
when she walked by his chick looked at me all embarrassed saying sorry...and dude was laughing and giving me the thumbs up.
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U make too much money to be misspelling 'friendly'
you giving me the mayweather treatment?
i will not read harry potter -
i once made a thread about this one,
overhear a chick talking in the airport about how she loves her current boyfreind but hes too big to give her ? so she still sees her ex because it wont hurt her when she wants it in the dumper.
just one of many crazy stories
See, that's that ? ... -
talking business on the phone and ran into shane mosley in charlotte airport.
this was after he lost to pac
i put them on hold an went thru the crowd to say hi and tell him all the ? other people tell him, he hof worthy yadda yadda.
so i leave to walk away and i lift my hand up to pat him on the shoulder to wish him well in his future....this ? flinched.
at that moment i knew he was too jumpy,maybe i moved too quick and ? had a flash back..lol
Was Shane Mosley girl at the time Bella Gonzalez with him when you saw Shane at the airport?
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BigBallsNoWorries wrote: »
Pralims just wanta to brag -
almost got into it with George Lucas wife at Laguardia....
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I met that evangelist Juanita Bynum at PHL.. What a ? she is. She was sitting a row ahead of me and was just mean. I met Angie stone in Atlanta waiting on a lay over. She was pleasant. Told her I know her niece and she of course verified it. Niece got mouth game. She ain't the cutest though not ugly either .
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talking business on the phone and ran into shane mosley in charlotte airport.
this was after he lost to pac
i put them on hold an went thru the crowd to say hi and tell him all the ? other people tell him, he hof worthy yadda yadda.
so i leave to walk away and i lift my hand up to pat him on the shoulder to wish him well in his future....this ? flinched.
at that moment i knew he was too jumpy,maybe i moved too quick and ? had a flash back..lol
Was Shane Mosley girl at the time Bella Gonzalez with him when you saw Shane at the airport?
naw he was with some dudes -
JerryfromJerz wrote: »BigBallsNoWorries wrote: »
Pralims just wanta to brag
yall ? always think i want to brag....
just because yall cant relate dont mean im braggin
it means maybe you need to step you game up and join me with these type stories -
I got airplane / airport stories for daaaaaaays
I was on the way to The Philippines with our basketball team to go play against a Manila high school. Our coach used to throw water on your face if you fell asleep. About a hour after we take off, he fell asleep so a few players wanted to get him back. These nasty mu'fuckas went into the bathroom, skeeted into a cup, added lotion into and poured that ? all over his face bruh. He woke up and thought it was just lotion and was laughing, but everyone on the plane knew what just went down. Priceless face reactions LOL. When we landed, we had to fill out our Immigration information, as in the reason your in the country. My friend wrote 'sex expert' in the occupation field. Immigration officer looked at him like
he was like
she was like
he was detained.
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once on a redeye from LA i saw a chick giving a dude a ? under the cover across the row from me.
they kept stopping when they saw the stewardess come by....well the lights went low and she went for broke mouth style.
i aint gonna lie i was watching her go to work.
i saw the stewardess coming but she was under the cover and he had his eyes closed.
i dropped my heavy ass book on the floor and the noise made him open his eyes an look over....i gave him a shrug and pointed toward the stewardess.....an he made his chick get up.
when she walked by his chick looked at me all embarrassed saying sorry...and dude was laughing and giving me the thumbs up.
I seen this twice on a couple of flights I was on. I couldn't believe they were going all out on a FULL commercial flight. The last time, old girl should have paid attention to the turbulence warning. -
a few years ago when i was flying for work and had long flights, I would just get blackout ? as soon as we levelled off. I was drinking so much that the flight attendants cut me off, I was a little salty because I wasn't causing a ruckus I was just chillin in my seat sippin HARD. Anyway shorty cut me off, so I got out of my seat and stumbled down the isle and found another guy who was drinking. I asked him to order 3 coke and whiskeys for me, since they cut me off. He does and he puts it near the food station in planes, so I'm going back there and chugging these drinks. After a while he just posts up and we both start cracking jokes, this attracts more people and by the time you know it we had about 7-8 people just standing in the aisle laughing and freestyling. one indian ? even tried to breakdance. flight attendants were screaming at us, co-pilot had to come back and tell us to calm the ? down.
passed out afterwards for a few hours and woke up very hungover. was asking for tylenol but the flight attendants weren't really ? with your boy like that. This cute chick in the row in front of me had some, her name was Allison. We ended up talking and she was pretty cool, we actually met up after we landed, saw the sights, had a great evening, went back to her hotel
and we still keep touch to this day. because i'm a ? damned gentleman. -
Elzo69Revolutions wrote: »almost got into it with George Lucas wife at Laguardia....
Bruh.
Lmao.
Was he there? -
I got airplane / airport stories for daaaaaaays
I was on the way to The Philippines with our basketball team to go play against a Manila high school. Our coach used to throw water on your face if you fell asleep. About a hour after we take off, he fell asleep so a few players wanted to get him back. These nasty mu'fuckas went into the bathroom, skeeted into a cup, added lotion into and poured that ? all over his face bruh. He woke up and thought it was just lotion and was laughing, but everyone on the plane knew what just went down. Priceless face reactions LOL. When we landed, we had to fill out our Immigration information, as in the reason your in the country. My friend wrote 'sex expert' in the occupation field. Immigration officer looked at him like
I know it wasn't you, but I had to flag this post, I'm sure you understand. -
I got airplane / airport stories for daaaaaaays
I was on the way to The Philippines with our basketball team to go play against a Manila high school. Our coach used to throw water on your face if you fell asleep. About a hour after we take off, he fell asleep so a few players wanted to get him back. These nasty mu'fuckas went into the bathroom, skeeted into a cup, added lotion into and poured that ? all over his face bruh. He woke up and thought it was just lotion and was laughing, but everyone on the plane knew what just went down. Priceless face reactions LOL. When we landed, we had to fill out our Immigration information, as in the reason your in the country. My friend wrote 'sex expert' in the occupation field. Immigration officer looked at him like
Bruh....what the hell kind of prank is that?? -
JerryfromJerz wrote: »BigBallsNoWorries wrote: »
Pralims just wanta to brag
yall ? always think i want to brag....
just because yall cant relate dont mean im braggin
it means maybe you need to step you game up and join me with these type stories
Ive got plenty of stamps on my passport just admit you want to brag thats why you have several posts in here -
Saw Doc Rivers at Chicago O'Hare airport.
Tall as ? . Said what's up to him and told him good luck. I think this was right after his pops passed. -
Saw Doc Rivers at Chicago O'Hare airport.
Tall as ? . Said what's up to him and told him good luck. I think this was right after his pops passed.
U must be a midget cuz I ? w Doc in Vegas and homie like my height -
Shizlansky wrote: »Elzo69Revolutions wrote: »almost got into it with George Lucas wife at Laguardia....
Bruh.
Lmao.
Was he there?
Naw we were all flying back to Chicago....she was solo...she bumped the ? outta me while we were walking....didn't even excuse herself...my girl at the time is a director at one of the airlines so I was forbidden to ever act out... So she was like let it go...then later was like did u not realize that was George Lucas wife? That was around the time they were getting married -
I got airplane / airport stories for daaaaaaays
I was on the way to The Philippines with our basketball team to go play against a Manila high school. Our coach used to throw water on your face if you fell asleep. About a hour after we take off, he fell asleep so a few players wanted to get him back. These nasty mu'fuckas went into the bathroom, skeeted into a cup, added lotion into and poured that ? all over his face bruh. He woke up and thought it was just lotion and was laughing, but everyone on the plane knew what just went down. Priceless face reactions LOL. When we landed, we had to fill out our Immigration information, as in the reason your in the country. My friend wrote 'sex expert' in the occupation field. Immigration officer looked at him like
I know it wasn't you, but I had to flag this post, I'm sure you understand.
fair enough.
