Best SPORTS RELATED punchlines in Hip-Hop

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MillzOG
MillzOG Members, Moderators Posts: 14,508 Regulator
edited June 2010 in From the Cheap Seats
"It can get ugly like Sam Cassell" - Cassidy, (and plenty other rappers ? Sam Cassell is an ugly ass ? nh)

add on, i'll think of more later.
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  • Dick Shitman
    Dick Shitman Members Posts: 9,032 ✭✭✭
    edited June 2010
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    Feel like A-Rod, some say his time's up
    Boo a ? at home, yup I'm in my prime But
    he by far the best player on the team
    And then turn around, drop 'em to the bottom of the lineup
    Should get traded, but he don't wanna move
    'Cause this the only city he got somethin' to prove
    And that's why I'm seen with heaters
    'Cause you can't be the man when you on the same team as Jeter Ya dig
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  • KeepOnPushing
    KeepOnPushing Members Posts: 17,569 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2010
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    Jay-Z has plenty of Jordan Lines lol........

    What was the Line where he said " i Came Back wearing the 4 5 Like Jordan in his Prime" ..some ? like that.
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  • MillzOG
    MillzOG Members, Moderators Posts: 14,508 Regulator
    edited June 2010
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    ? Shitman wrote: »
    Feel like A-Rod, some say his time's up
    Boo a ? at home, yup I'm in my prime But
    he by far the best player on the team
    And then turn around, drop 'em to the bottom of the lineup
    Should get traded, but he don't wanna move
    'Cause this the only city he got somethin' to prove
    And that's why I'm seen with heaters
    'Cause you can't be the man when you on the same team as Jeter Ya dig

    damn, i was just listening to this ? so i could make sure i got it right when i typed it.

    Joe Buddens a beast
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  • Tha Killa
    Tha Killa Members Posts: 4,451 ✭✭✭
    edited June 2010
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    This thread should go plat.....


    But it won't. :(
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  • Dick Shitman
    Dick Shitman Members Posts: 9,032 ✭✭✭
    edited June 2010
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    yea budden got plenty of em

    Rappers flyin' high, then got suicidal
    Imitate Jim Jones, end up like Cory Lidle
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  • MillzOG
    MillzOG Members, Moderators Posts: 14,508 Regulator
    edited June 2010
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    ? Shitman wrote: »
    yea budden got plenty of em

    Rappers flyin' high, then got suicidal
    Imitate Jim Jones, end up like Cory Lidle

    wtf ? , im typing that line RIGHT NOW
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  • dbrazil412
    dbrazil412 Members Posts: 9,410 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2010
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    'If you hype, i got hyper man, spiderman.
    in minnesota my vikings sell vicodins
    I got clients connects, my alliance respect,
    Im like new york football, giants or jets'



    'I be with don king. if you a fighter, good
    ? tiger woods, this tiger in the hood.
    So come test the birdie, if ya stretched the ? ,
    Give ya your quarter back like testaverde.'
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  • dbrazil412
    dbrazil412 Members Posts: 9,410 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2010
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    'my pockets be extra fat, big money on deck like a-rod next to bat' - loso
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  • MillzOG
    MillzOG Members, Moderators Posts: 14,508 Regulator
    edited June 2010
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    dbrazil412 wrote: »
    'my pockets be extra fat, big money on deck like a-rod next to bat' - loso

    *fab voice* niiiiiiice

    what song was that?
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  • dbrazil412
    dbrazil412 Members Posts: 9,410 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2010
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    'i'd rather turn this club into a bar room brawl. get rowdy as roethlisberger in a bathroom stall'
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  • dbrazil412
    dbrazil412 Members Posts: 9,410 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2010
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    millz_flybridge wrote: »
    *fab voice* niiiiiiice

    what song was that?



    i'm raw off that there is no compeition 2 mixtape
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  • peagle05
    peagle05 Members Posts: 25,011 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2010
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    "they think I'm spelling Iverson when the beef's all done, I put you on the IV in the ER, son."-40 cal

    i only remember that ? cause my boy kept sayin that ? ..every day
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  • dbrazil412
    dbrazil412 Members Posts: 9,410 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2010
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    'i drive fastly, call me jeff gordon..in the black ss with the navigation'
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  • Dick Shitman
    Dick Shitman Members Posts: 9,032 ✭✭✭
    edited June 2010
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    im just kiddin like jason


    oh wait, you said the BEST sports punchlines
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  • peagle05
    peagle05 Members Posts: 25,011 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2010
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    ? Shitman wrote: »
    im just kiddin like jason


    oh wait, you said the BEST sports punchlines
    dbrazil412 wrote: »
    'i drive fastly, call me jeff gordon..in the black ss with the navigation'

    lmao @ two nelly lines in a row
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  • Dick Shitman
    Dick Shitman Members Posts: 9,032 ✭✭✭
    edited June 2010
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    yall dudes will never make it your a Tyus Edney
    im a standout like Yao Ming im whats sparkin now
    like fallback Shaq im startin now
    boys poppin it toys poppin spit
    im not from round these parts im Stojakovic
    let me hear your man say im the Jordan of rappin
    he's gettin fatigued girlie his scorin is lackin
    legacy is gettin ruined and you dont want that
    so pretty much learn from him
    dont come back
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  • dbrazil412
    dbrazil412 Members Posts: 9,410 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    ? Shitman wrote: »
    im just kiddin like jason


    oh wait, you said the BEST sports punchlines


    lol that jeff gordon line was iight..
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  • Mdizzle9000
    Mdizzle9000 Members, Writer Posts: 8,319 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2010
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    i can listen to jadakiss and pull up a million of em
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  • prada_g24
    prada_g24 Members Posts: 794 ✭✭✭
    edited June 2010
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    It's the ? with the mask on that will yack dude for jewels
    Aint gotta say it, that dudes the truth
    make me put that tool to use
    these ? will be in the game shakin like Mahmoud Abdul Rauf


    i'll get you drug out the club they have to carry em
    your head bug out i'll raid ? scared of em
    worry im not mike jordan
    of the mic recordin
    hovi baby you kobe, maybe tracy mcgrady
    matter fact you harold miner, jr rider
    washed up on marijuana
    even worse you a pervis ellis
    you worthless fella
    you aint no athlete you shawn bradley
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  • 1of1
    1of1 Members Posts: 37,468 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2010
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    Picture me gettin' knocked for a silly hand-off
    Bullpen's ? up , just ask Willie Randolph
    -Joe Budden, when the Mets were the WOAT a couple seasons ago
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  • Dick Shitman
    Dick Shitman Members Posts: 9,032 ✭✭✭
    edited June 2010
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    dbrazil412 wrote: »
    lol that jeff gordon line was iight..

    lol better than the jason kidd line
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  • Mdizzle9000
    Mdizzle9000 Members, Writer Posts: 8,319 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2010
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    WOAT line:

    im just kiddin like jason

    -nelly
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  • DatGuyJ22
    DatGuyJ22 Members Posts: 1,093
    edited June 2010
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    "Pop him in his scalp, my bullets a ball in his temple like Eddie Jones"

    "I aint a nba ? but I play ball with my handgun, like if he push me I'm a stll get the shot off like a and one"

    Carlie Clips
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  • Alpha_Ambition
    Alpha_Ambition Members Posts: 9,698 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2010
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    ill treat u like the bucks and send u green bay packin SMMFH
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  • ImGettingOld
    ImGettingOld Members Posts: 2,760 ✭✭✭
    edited June 2010
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    "Everytime your ? hear my voice she ?
    I run though hoes like Walter Payton on the daily
    I got your main ? swallowing my babies"
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