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If u donu where to put it at, then dont ride with it,
Cuz theyll try to lose u in the system for some weed in my city.
Curren$y -
My assignment since he said retirement
Hiding behind 8 Mile and The Chronic
Gets rich but dies rhyming
-Nas on Queens Get The Money -
Jay Z the whole lyrical exercise joint
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As for your wife, took her out just to tour town/
Bench press for what, lift four pounds/
Tear up your car all four doors down/
Cats wanna box here's four more rounds
-Killa Cam -
I spend days on Kawasakis
Nights with Lewinsky
But I'm the like the Ice Man, Michael Kuklinski
I style on New York, pile up my fork
The Dips, consulted by the son of Malachi York, doggy
Cause I push weight, plus I push tapes
? damn I'm starvin' and I just ate
I wouldn't say I'm Nino with The Carter
I'm more like the plant in Little Shop Of Horrors
But I don't say "Feed me Seymour"
I say, "Feed me Dame, feed me Lyor" (billions!)
Epic, they used to feed me detours
Roc-A-Fella, they feed me C-4
The way I blow up, the VS just soars
You GS-3, I'm GS-4
You in a Lexus, I'm Gulf Stream 4
Up in the sky, on a gulf stream tour
You want beef? We'll start a Gulf Stream war
Lay ya ass down on ? 's green floor
We playin' golf in the Gulf Of New Mexico
The cost to be the boss, you gotta respect it, ?
My gas game you gotta respect it tho
I swear to ? you think I'm workin' for Texaco
And ya section know when any day Tecs could blow
Hit 'em from neck to toe when I come deck ya ?
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I got a punchline for ya. Yee ain't talkin bout ? , I wanna see my lawyer.
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If you was smart you'd be shook of me, cause id get tired of looking for you,spray ya momma crib and let yo ass look for me
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I'm awakened by my own screams/
Lucifer masturbated in my dreams/
It means, somebody is gonna get ? in the worst way/
And none of y'all hoes touchin' my wordplay.. Nas " Something Foul"
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I keep the Tec sucka,
So i dont care if your pops married my mother i dare U to `STEP BROTHER`
JR Writer -
"You're never gonna pop like 10 gold chains
that's why your chick's blowing on me like Nintendo Games"
"I light up trees like everyday's Christmas" -
Words are my weapon hope they dont go over your head like Kangols in 87.
My style is like a c section Im a cut above yall ? .
Chino done bodied more rappers than a flooded mardi gras.
I can count on one hand rappers I'm greater than but wait a minute, thats only if a calculator is in it cause the number is so infinite.
There aint enough math invented to count ways I aint feeling you, but I show you love everyday by not killing you. -
It's embarrassing some cats don't even know what a punchline is
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"You're never gonna pop like 10 gold chains
that's why your chick's blowing on me like Nintendo Games"
"I light up trees like everyday's Christmas"
Beat me 2 it with Christmas line -
Im the illest ? alive, watch me prove it,
I'll snatch ya crown wit ya head still attached to it.
Canibus is the type that'll fight for mics,
Beatin ? to death and beating dead ? to life. -
An MC so ill I got aids scared to catch me
also canibus -
"You aint a X-Man like the comics, you a ex-man like RuPaul."
-Chino XL- -
"I used to do stick-ups, cause hoes is irritating like the HICcups!" -- Biggie on "The What"
That whole song is classic, but that line has been cold to me for years. -
Lupe owns this ? !
Plaque collection building cuz I don't brush my teeth enough
A lot of ? salty cuz I be over seasoned tough (over seas and stuff) - Lupe
This ain't a punchline but I don't give a ?
"i don't want the throne i want the helicopter rockin chair
Jay gave me a cosign like rocawear
But be clear I'm not the heir(air)
I'm the water, fire and the earth
That means I'm doing dirt, spitting flames and quenching thirst" -
"Welcome to nay hood, bigger than jects, G
Cheated death multiple times without riggin the deck
So I'm well prepped if you just want war
There'll be blood everywhere, you be laying on the Louboutin floor"
Joe Budden- 2.0 Boys -
"They wanna know why I'm so fly, a girl asked me for a ring and I put one around her whole eye"
"A tec-9 is my utencil, fillin' ? 's with so much lead they can use their ? for a pencil"
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"The flow sick but they have yet to recognize me/they'll rather sit and watch a loser like spike lee"
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Before I buck led, create a lot of bloodshed, turn your tux red,
I'm far from broke got enough bread
And mad hoes ask Bevis I get nuthing Butthead (But Head)
Big L -
? can't ball like me, they quickly nearing H.O.R.S.E. I bring deaf to em', no hearing loss
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ChrisGamble wrote: »If you was smart you'd be shook of me, cause id get tired of looking for you,spray ya momma crib and let yo ass look for me
Damn that's vicious who said that? -
