So this one time......
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Lurkristocrat
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I was about to ? this black chick wit a baby hand cuz the ass was on rooootundo and too hard to resist bruh bruh...had her in my dorm room sittin on my lap. Ass felt soft like a pillow and I was on ten. I got ready to make the move and she made some lame I gotta do hw excuse or some ? , cant remember. So I said ? u ? and never tried again lol.
I aint ? bruh....
I aint ? bruh....
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Baby hand? Lol
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Ya self esteem had to take a hit after that one. To add to this whole "baby hand" phenomenon discussion we're having tho. DJ Paul scratches used to be so on point, and I always wondered how that was. I'm so ? bored.
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this ? tryna be the new MurderM
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I know a old ? named spanky who got t-rex arms. hes a mechanic and he drive a stick shift grew up with my pops and all my uncles.. they always be like "Boy dont look at his hand and dont ever try to help him do anything either cause he'll get mad as hell and fight you" im like ? .. how the hell he gone swing on me with them lil ass arms then they started telling me bout how he be cuttin ? .
I think i posted about him in the ADHDthread one day when he was standing outside my crib, just waiting on somebody to walk by and see him. I dont even think he can knock on doors but I guess he didnt wanna be disrespectful and kick my ? -
What your girl mouth do bruh
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They had a chick here in Texas too from Houston who had short arms but she was fine af and she had a big butt. She always would flirt with me but I never made my move.
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Baby hand? Lol
She had a regular arm but the hand was irregular as ? .
smh chick wasnt even that cute. She was gone be a one night smash to say I did lol. -
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Have you learned nothing from cosby??
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there's a joke about her not being able to hold a conversation in here....
but that just goes to show how dead it is this Friday smh -
Bully_Pulpit wrote: »Have you learned nothing from cosby??
Bruh the cosby approach is what got her on my lap in the first place. I jus made it too known I was trying to smash and thats it lol. ? it, I was 17. -
I wonder how ppl w/ short arms wipe they ?
nh just a question since we on the subject of short arms and ?
and can a ? w/ 2 short arms still twerk if she cant put her hands on her knees? -
I wonder how ppl w/ short arms wipe they ?
nh just a question since we on the subject of short arms and ?
and can a ? w/ 2 short arms still twerk if she cant put her hands on her knees?
She twerked on a ? at some lil dorm party and that originally peaked my intrest to wanna ? lol. Ass was pilllow soft and ripe for the pluckin. I knew not too many ? was payin her no mind so I thought it was easy ? Even broads wit handicaps have standards, who knew. -
she had one of these ?
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Lurk_Hinrich wrote: »I wonder how ppl w/ short arms wipe they ?
nh just a question since we on the subject of short arms and ?
and can a ? w/ 2 short arms still twerk if she cant put her hands on her knees?
She twerked on a ? at some lil dorm party and that originally peaked my intrest to wanna ? lol. Ass was pilllow soft and ripe for the pluckin. I knew not too many ? was payin her no mind so I thought it was easy ? Even broads wit handicaps have standards, who knew.
Bruh, you think ? was sleepin. ? don't sleep on a fat ass, I don't give a ? what's surrounding it. It's still ? ? I remember and couldn't tell you they name or what they look like. I can tell you what that throwback was like tho. ? , especially young ones primal instincts override every brain cell they have hahaha. Why you think all these ugly ? be havin babies, that ain't no conscious decision making right that, that's a thirst trap that worked. -
I bet DJ Paul has smacked the ? outta somebody wit that hand. Prolly quick wit it like pap!
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Oh yeah TS failed on multiple levels
