Safari Guide Nearly Gets Chomped To Death When An Angry Hippo Charges His Boat And Launches From The
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Never ? with hippos. Arguably the most dangerous animal in Africa.
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You know you a bad mothfucka when the crocodiles dont ? with you
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Hippo was a rich boy fan told him boy looka here still the end result.
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Hippo was coming for that ass
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Damn, they're fast swimmers. Didn't realize they were that fast.
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? that ? was moving fast. That was terrifying
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They ? more people in Africa than any of the other large animals.
What would you do in this situation:
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More people need to watch the national geographic channel.
Disappointed video titles says "who knew hippos can swim" -
i didnt realize how much of a dinosaur they are. look at feet on that @theloniousmonk post
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That's that iphone 5S camera slow mo
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The Lonious Monk wrote: »They ? more people in Africa than any of the other large animals.
What would you do in this situation:
Do? You got two choices: Run or die! -
Hippos are some of the baddest muthafuckas alive!!!!
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The Lonious Monk wrote: »They ? more people in Africa than any of the other large animals.
What would you do in this situation:
I'm fighting -
I had no idea they moved like that, then again my hippo knowledge was based off Hungry Hungry Hippos, so there's obviously a huge disconnect...
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Hippo on his Jason Voohees ? . ? know all the shortcuts.
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its....JOHN B wrote: »The Lonious Monk wrote: »They ? more people in Africa than any of the other large animals.
What would you do in this situation:
I'm fighting
Lol good luck
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not this again! wrote: »The Lonious Monk wrote: »They ? more people in Africa than any of the other large animals.
What would you do in this situation:
Do? You got two one choices: Run Pray or die!
Fixed that for ya. You can run of course, but that ain't going to keep you alive since Hippos are faster than humans. -
Just imagine if they were in a smaller boat ....ass would've been grass
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its....JOHN B wrote: »The Lonious Monk wrote: »They ? more people in Africa than any of the other large animals.
What would you do in this situation:
I'm fighting
You're fighting the ability to live another day. That ? ain't going, bruh lol. -
You can't win against this
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Funny thing is alot of people think that Hippos are these blissful and serene creatures....nah bruh..hippos give 0 ?
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The Lonious Monk wrote: »They ? more people in Africa than any of the other large animals.
What would you do in this situation:
RIP to homie. Ain't no way he made it -
All I heard was the Jaws theme song
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Ilike2get baked wrote: »Funny thing is alot of people think that Hippos are these blissful and serene creatures....nah bruh..hippos give 0 ?
Ppl think this about a lot of animals. -
Animal planet taught me everything I need to know about most animals.
Leave them the ? alone.
Hippos are some of the most dangerous animals on the planet.
Despite their incredible size they can run up to 20mph in short distances and swim up to 6mph.
That means unless you a track star or extremely lucky then its OV!
