Black Woman Marries HERSELF Cause She Couldn’t Find A Husband By The Time She Turned 40
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Lmao at a wedding, ? this was a pity party
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The mom walked her down the aisle. Does that mean the mom married herself too and she is functioning as both father and mother?
"Mom can you ask dad to walk me down the aisle?"
Mom: "Sure baby. *looks in mirror* Honey our daughter wants you to walk her down the aisle" *spins around 360 degrees* "Tell her it would be my honor"
"Daddy says yes baby" -
Moms looking like "I cant believe I wasted my silver dress and hat on this ? . I knew I should have aborted this fat lonely ? 40 years ago"
I dont wanna play any more. Not like this. not like this...Let me out Dough. -
So who arguing for this the most?
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Lol at this ? wearing a tiara. U r the queen of the fat lonely ? club. Congratulations <:-P
That purple dress didn't ask for any of this.
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blazeone4me wrote: »Look at all of these dumb people judging this woman like their life is perfect. If you are black, you should know that we live under a system of white supremacy and we as a people are a mess because of oppression. We should be uplifting this Queen instead of downing her. Stop being a ? and entertaining these crackas.
hey guys stop cooning and support hefty ? that marry themselves
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@Copperhey guys stop cooning and support hefty ? that marry themselves
That ? on some "when in doubt, blame the white man" ? haha
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just wanted to get a post in before it gets FOF'd
great job everyone
in this thread:
there was a haute sighting
the official "LOOOLLOLOLOL" stamp from Sion
a uniting of the IC like there was when dem Coli clowns tried to invade the site
Deadeye's 5 gifs that he keeps in rotation
new members
jokes on jokes on jokes
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Why is this 22 pages?
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Inb4 this fat ? is found unresponsive next to an empty bottle of pills, a ? with dead batteries, a waiting to exhale dvd and a half eaten yumbo sandwich
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i feel like we did a good thing here.....
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I was dying laughing reading this thread last night...
When I had 15 pages to go and already had tears in my eyes I knew this was gonna be good...
When the aliases started comin out the woodworks and writing titangraphs I knew this thread was gonna be amazing...
But when ? started combining gifs I knew I was witnessing something the likes that would never been seen again...
Salute... -
Glad I didn't roast in here, y'all cats went overboard
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2 Yumbo references, geez this thread is makin nggas bring they A game.
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I love the IC.
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just wanted to get a post in before it gets FOF'd
great job everyone
in this thread:
there was a haute sighting
the official "LOOOLLOLOLOL" stamp from Sion
a uniting of the IC like there was when dem Coli clowns tried to invade the site
Deadeye's 5 gifs that he keeps in rotation
new members
jokes on jokes on jokes
Hold up cuz. Did you just do a recap w/o my authorization??
You'll be hearing from my lawyers. Good day sir. -
This is just.... An utter disappointment.
This isn't about self love, confidence, or whatever other screwed up, bass ackward label a few of you want to put on this malarkey.
She, much like a lot of you, put her ? on a pedestal and treated every man that ever came into her life like the enemy. No man was ever good enough, strong enough, smart enough, rich enough... Until she got what she has now, which is her own lonely as ? got dayum self. That smile you see on her face? A brief and sad delusional moment of perceived happiness that faded as soon as the last person left... Trust and believe, reality set in once she closed the door and went to sleep with her full body pillow.
Stop condoning this. Stop praising this and making it seem as if she made some great and grand gesture to herself... No the ? she didn't. This is such an illogical choice; one that reeks of selfishness and immaturity.
For ? sake... This is just... Ugh.
Damn. I'm pretty sure that prob happened.
Funny part is even though she's 40, she could of met someone this year. But after this, her chances are slim to none.
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Nothing about this ? is slim not even her chances. How bout we just skip to noneThis is just.... An utter disappointment.
This isn't about self love, confidence, or whatever other screwed up, bass ackward label a few of you want to put on this malarkey.
She, much like a lot of you, put her ? on a pedestal and treated every man that ever came into her life like the enemy. No man was ever good enough, strong enough, smart enough, rich enough... Until she got what she has now, which is her own lonely as ? got dayum self. That smile you see on her face? A brief and sad delusional moment of perceived happiness that faded as soon as the last person left... Trust and believe, reality set in once she closed the door and went to sleep with her full body pillow.
Stop condoning this. Stop praising this and making it seem as if she made some great and grand gesture to herself... No the ? she didn't. This is such an illogical choice; one that reeks of selfishness and immaturity.
For ? sake... This is just... Ugh.
Damn. I'm pretty sure that prob happened.
Funny part is even though she's 40, she could of met someone this year. But after this, her chances are slim to none -
Glad I didn't roast in here, y'all cats went overboard
And naming yourself "DickTrickle" and giving off the impression of committing adultery isn't?
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Why is this 22 pages?
Right lol
And why couldn't she have a big ass party for her 40th bday instead
But this may be a step in the right direction for her
Just hear me out ...
Too many women get married for the wrong reasons ... Primarily because we are conditioned to feel like less a woman or worthless once we reach a certain age and haven't gotten married ... Maybe this is her big "? you" to society ... She hasn't found the right man but she isn't goin to lower her standards just to say she has a husband
A stretch? Lol
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One of my coworkers who knows I know about the IC just asked me if this article and thread was real or troll created. I told them to read it and judge for themselves. 20 mins later I go by their desk and they got tears in their eyes laughing at y'all. I seen people of fb quoting this damn thread...The IC done got some of y'all posters some attention lol
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It's good to see IC ? and niggettes come together for a great cause.
When she exchanged rings with herself, did she put it on and take it off and then put it on again? -
? look like she'll be first and last in line for them kfc double downs
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desertrain10 wrote: »Why is this 22 pages?
Right lol
And why couldn't she have a big ass party for her 40th bday instead
But this may be a step in the right direction for her
Just hear me out ...
Too many women get married for the wrong reasons ... Primarily because we are conditioned to feel like less a woman or worthless once we reach a certain age and haven't gotten married ... Maybe this is her big "? you" to society ... She hasn't found the right man but she isn't goin to lower her standards just to say she has a husband
A stretch? Lol
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desertrain10 wrote: »Why is this 22 pages?
Right lol
And why couldn't she have a big ass party for her 40th bday instead
But this may be a step in the right direction for her
Just hear me out ...
Too many women get married for the wrong reasons ... Primarily because we are conditioned to feel like less a woman or worthless once we reach a certain age and haven't gotten married ... Maybe this is her big "? you" to society ... She hasn't found the right man but she isn't goin to lower her standards just to say she has a husband
A stretch? Lol
Ayo...i know you been posting here for a minute and all....
But which bridemaid are you?
Stop enabling! lol
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