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  • loch121
    loch121 Members Posts: 12,884 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    TayGettem wrote: »
    So I met this girl I was feeling
    An I thought she was feeling son
    We talked on the phone texted a lot
    I took her on two dates red lobster then Ruth Chris
    Paid both times even bought her flowers and a necklace
    I know I broke guy code but man she had me open
    Got me sending her good morning and good night text like I'm really digging her money
    Anyway after the second date we go back to her joint
    I didn't smash but I did end up giving her head I was going in for about 2hrs
    Then she politely kicked me out saying she had to work in the morning and she'd hmu tmw
    .......son it's been a week since that happen she ain't called or texted a ?
    Ain't replied to none of my text or calls.... My minds telling me I got played
    But my heart don't want to believe it cause I thought she was the one b
    Its got to be another explanation to this ? money
    Where did I go wrong like I really want to go yo her spot and ask her why she do me like that

    I feel so much better since expressing myself

    Cool story bro.....

    Your ? eating skills must....suck
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  • yellowtapesport
    yellowtapesport Members Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    TayGettem wrote: »
    yellowtapesport wrote: »
    damobb2deep wrote: »
    ibestrokin wrote: »
    ? still eatin ? in the 15? is that whats hot in the streets?

    if you not eatting ? and you over the age of 22... you finna have a hard sex life ahead of you...

    Can U get ? w/out eatin first? If the answer yes then why u still eating it?.

    Cause I enjoy it

    It's waaaaaaaayyyy more productive hobbies out here bro
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  • silverfoxx
    silverfoxx Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 11,704 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    damobb2deep wrote: »
    ibestrokin wrote: »
    ? still eatin ? in the 15? is that whats hot in the streets?

    if you not eatting ? and you over the age of 22... you finna have a hard sex life ahead of you...

    This is some ridiculous thinking buddy. I never ate a girl anything. Never had a issue. Y'all ? gonna get throat cancer. Dont make me post a pic and make y'all reevaluate y'all life bruh..
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  • TayGettem
    TayGettem Members Posts: 6,859 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    $ineedmoney$ wrote: »
    TayGettem wrote: »
    So I met this girl I was feeling
    An I thought she was feeling son
    We talked on the phone texted a lot
    I took her on two dates red lobster then Ruth Chris
    Paid both times even bought her flowers and a necklace
    I know I broke guy code but man she had me open
    Got me sending her good morning and good night text like I'm really digging her money
    Anyway after the second date we go back to her joint
    I didn't smash but I did end up giving her head I was going in for about 2hrs
    Then she politely kicked me out saying she had to work in the morning and she'd hmu tmw
    .......son it's been a week since that happen she ain't called or texted a ?
    Ain't replied to none of my text or calls.... My minds telling me I got played
    But my heart don't want to believe it cause I thought she was the one b
    Its got to be another explanation to this ? money
    Where did I go wrong like I really want to go yo her spot and ask her why she do me like that

    I feel so much better since expressing myself


    ...Nikka you aint foolin' nobody...This a Wale verse...

    the thing I don't get is
    Crazy stuff happens in the world everyday
    Octomom having all them kids
    Or the dude who has like 25 kids and asking
    The government for help
    Yet my stories two crazy? Really bro
    I simple said I was expressing myself
    I didn't ask y'all for advice or to believe me
    If you don't believe me coo no harm no foul laugh and keep it moving
    But you got ? like @Stiff and @S2J
    Playin detective tryin to prove me wrong
    Is it really that hard to use the term wife and two kids loosely
    Is there a law saying I have to be married to call her my wife?
    Two babymommas two kids I call one bm my wife aka wife and 2 kids
    But anyway have fun playin detective
    I ain't got ? to prove I was just letting how I
    Feel out money
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  • BangEm_Bart
    BangEm_Bart Members Posts: 9,503 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    A chick making you eat her ? is another way of saying, you can't ? her right. Y'all oughta be ashamed of yourselves.
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  • silverfoxx
    silverfoxx Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 11,704 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    BangEm_Bart wrote: »
    A chick making you eat her ? is another way of saying, you can't ? her right. Y'all oughta be ashamed of yourselves.

    My ? gets it. Im few steps away from starting a powerful movement against eating the box and groceries. ? is irresponsible. Only girl deserves that is a dude wife or love. ? be eating out hoes in clubs like its cool. THAT ? AINT COOL LIL ? !
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  • TayGettem
    TayGettem Members Posts: 6,859 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    silverfoxx wrote: »
    BangEm_Bart wrote: »
    A chick making you eat her ? is another way of saying, you can't ? her right. Y'all oughta be ashamed of yourselves.

    My ? gets it. Im few steps away from starting a powerful movement against eating the box and groceries. ? is irresponsible. Only girl deserves that is a dude wife or love. ? be eating out hoes in clubs like its cool. THAT ? AINT COOL LIL ? !

    Whatever you say basegod
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  • Colin$mackabi$h
    Colin$mackabi$h Members Posts: 16,586 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Tell the devil to do better.
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  • scorpio4lfe
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    BangEm_Bart wrote: »
    A chick making you eat her ? is another way of saying, you can't ? her right. Y'all oughta be ashamed of yourselves.

    So you don't get head, right??? Stop the madness!
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  • scorpio4lfe
    scorpio4lfe Members Posts: 3,159 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    silverfoxx wrote: »
    BangEm_Bart wrote: »
    A chick making you eat her ? is another way of saying, you can't ? her right. Y'all oughta be ashamed of yourselves.

    My ? gets it. Im few steps away from starting a powerful movement against eating the box and groceries. ? is irresponsible. Only girl deserves that is a dude wife or love. ? be eating out hoes in clubs like its cool. THAT ? AINT COOL LIL ? !

    you are correct, you shouldn't be having oral sex with every woman u meet. that is gross and you can't require head from every woman u meet either. if a person is quick to preform oral sex on someone they hardly know then something ain't right with that person
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  • Screwtape
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    BangEm_Bart wrote: »
    A chick making you eat her ? is another way of saying, you can't ? her right. Y'all oughta be ashamed of yourselves.


    nah fam, i alternate between both, keep em on their toes. you realise its the ? thats the main spot for stimulation right? well you aint hitting that spot just through ? (the females here can correct me if im wrong)


    why am i even talking about this ? here, i dont know any of you people lol.
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  • Stomp Johnson
    Stomp Johnson Members, Writer Posts: 3,623 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    She call you yet @TayGettem?

    I have more sound advice if you need it.
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  • King Erauno
    King Erauno Members Posts: 6,754 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    ? against eating ? ? get me off this planet
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  • PapaDoc223
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    I eat ? so i dont give a ? .
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  • marc123
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    LMAO all this ? ....
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  • ibestrokin
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    damobb2deep wrote: »
    ibestrokin wrote: »
    ? still eatin ? in the 15? is that whats hot in the streets?

    if you not eatting ? and you over the age of 22... you finna have a hard sex life ahead of you...

    id rather have a hard sex life than throat cancer

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  • ibestrokin
    ibestrokin Members Posts: 452 ✭✭✭
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    Stew wrote: »
    ibestrokin wrote: »
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    damn @stew still hurt over beezy. ? .....i hate it had to be you.

    I laughed at the gif but how the hell I get brought into this pathetic ? ?

    cause yall look alike ?

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  • silverfoxx
    silverfoxx Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 11,704 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    ibestrokin wrote: »
    damobb2deep wrote: »
    ibestrokin wrote: »
    ? still eatin ? in the 15? is that whats hot in the streets?

    if you not eatting ? and you over the age of 22... you finna have a hard sex life ahead of you...

    id rather have a hard sex life than throat cancer

    They gonna learn. Pononai breath ass ? .
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  • BangEm_Bart
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    scorpio4lfe wrote: »
    BangEm_Bart wrote: »
    A chick making you eat her ? is another way of saying, you can't ? her right. Y'all oughta be ashamed of yourselves.

    So you don't get head, right??? Stop the madness!

    I get head after I've ? her good lol.
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  • Stiff
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    The only way you get throat cancer from eating ? is if the girl carry HPV .. so if you not eating ? because of that you better not ever go raw in any female either
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  • silverfoxx
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    Stiff wrote: »
    The only way you get throat cancer from eating ? is if the girl carry HPV .. so if you not eating ? because of that you better not ever go raw in any female either

    *never went raw, responsible and conscious ? post*
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  • Stew
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    ibestrokin wrote: »
    Stew wrote: »
    ibestrokin wrote: »
    kqxXPoO_zpsg9qlrxil.gif

    damn @stew still hurt over beezy. ? .....i hate it had to be you.

    I laughed at the gif but how the hell I get brought into this pathetic ? ?

    cause yall look alike ?

    Oh ok yea that goes well with the OP :-q
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  • Stiff
    Stiff Members Posts: 7,723 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    silverfoxx wrote: »
    Stiff wrote: »
    The only way you get throat cancer from eating ? is if the girl carry HPV .. so if you not eating ? because of that you better not ever go raw in any female either

    *never went raw, responsible and conscious ? post*

    I'm saying tho..what about when you get married tho or even just get a female that you are smashing raw.. You never tasting that box?
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  • damobb2deep
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    ibestrokin wrote: »
    damobb2deep wrote: »
    ibestrokin wrote: »
    ? still eatin ? in the 15? is that whats hot in the streets?

    if you not eatting ? and you over the age of 22... you finna have a hard sex life ahead of you...

    id rather have a hard sex life than throat cancer

    gwaf! this ? think you can catch cancer from eatting ? ...
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  • silverfoxx
    silverfoxx Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 11,704 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Stiff wrote: »
    silverfoxx wrote: »
    Stiff wrote: »
    The only way you get throat cancer from eating ? is if the girl carry HPV .. so if you not eating ? because of that you better not ever go raw in any female either

    *never went raw, responsible and conscious ? post*

    I'm saying tho..what about when you get married tho or even just get a female that you are smashing raw.. You never tasting that box?
    Honestly I would for my queen. I stated that. Its just these dumb thots ? be eating from. Especially in the summer time when tight shorts and yeast infections about to rise. ? a hot pocket bruh, I'm good. But yes if I run across a woman like FKA Twigs or some beautiful extraterrestrial, then yes I would.
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