One liners that were so CRAZY/STUPID/IGNORANT that you were even surprised they worked...
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Lou_Cypher wrote: »I used to get ? and use the polar bear line all the time on chicks. Before it was in movies. Hilarious.
The "How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, im louis."
Then like a year later i saw it in that movie Hall pass then i was like awwwww... end of an era,.
is this how you got Six ? -
"? get in my car".
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I usually say "real talk you're the baddest thing in this place" if she smile I'm putting her in my shopping cart
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damobb2deep wrote: »
Doesn't matter, had sex. -
I just grab their ass and they get mesmerized.
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Club NV in Atlanta back in the day. My ? walks up to a group of 3 chicks and says 'Which one of y'all wanna suck my ? ?'. One of them walked away, one low key cursed him out and one laughed so guard she spit her drink out.
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Will Munny wrote: »on tinder I used to say "I haven't shaved my ? in a while, I'm not sure if I should shave or not, can I get your opinion?"
the next response is always their snapchat handle
You were probably talking to old men.
Your old ass has no idea how snapchat works. -
Lemme guess..something like the "Cloud" right?
Gives you a false sense of security.
If it's been created, the way to exploit it is soon to follow.
But I was just teasing you Munster. -
Lol errrr you really don't have snap chat?
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No thanks.
I know what it is and how it claims to work thoug. -
Snap chat= instant nudes....so I hear..
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Every woman, and damn near every person under the age of 30 has snapchat.
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"Second wives are always treated like queens, want you to be my second one."
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Told a ? ...."don't take this the wrong way but your body is banging got me attracted in a strong way".........courtesy of 2pac.........
? never worked and I'd ? on his grave if he was dead. -
" Do you have any Black-Italian in you?"..."No."..."You want some??"
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" Do you have any Black-Italian in you?"..."No."..."You want some??"
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mryounggun wrote: »Club NV in Atlanta back in the day. My ? walks up to a group of 3 chicks and says 'Which one of y'all wanna suck my ? ?'. One of them walked away, one low key cursed him out and one laughed so guard she spit her drink out.
Ended up taking the one home who laughed.
Hmm, yea im gonna go with ducktales. Sorry bro. Got the 3 bears 'and this porridge was just right' storyline n everything. Naa -
"You smoke?"
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Angeles1son85 wrote: »Lets ?
Sounds like something a 15 yo ? would say.
"hey shawty lemme get some cut up!" -
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I heard a ? dude say this to a chick on south beach on A1A back in 2002 "if i were me i'd do you!"
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"You could've got some dinner and ? but you trppin'".
Was suppose to chill with this chick but she was acting out indecisive but when I said that line, she still wanted to see me that night but I denied her. She texted me days later so see if we were still cool.
