Homie At It Again!!! Creflo Dollar: Demons Stole My Private Jet
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The pastor who asked followers to buy him a new $65 million aircraft blames the devil for losing the old one—and says he may need a spaceship to evangelize on Mars.
Satan stole Pastor Creflo Dollar’s private jet, according to a paid spokesman for Satan’s opposition, Pastor Creflo Dollar.
During a recent sermon, Dollar addressed his critics in the media who challenged him when he tried to convince the members of his congregation that they should buy him a $65 million private jet.
In particular, Dollar said those who tried to damn him to a life of TSA pat-downs and long lines were doing the work of Satan, and that one day he would ask ? for a billion dollars to buy a spaceship so he can go to Mars.
Wide-eyed and rabid, Dollar told his congregation: “I can dream as long as I want to! I can believe ? as long as I want to! If I want to believe ? for a $65 million plane, you cannot stop me! You cannot stop me from dreaming!”
In March, The Daily Beast brought you word that Dollar’s private jet was beginning to age somewhat, and that ? told him he deserved a new one, at a cost of $65 million to the members of his church, World Changers Church International.
The crowdsourcing mission was called “Project G650” and Dollar said it was all about “Understanding Grace” and “Empowering Change.”
Dollar said he needed this new jet so that he could continue to travel the world and bring people the word of the gospel, but he did not explain why such a feat could not be accomplished while flying coach.
Soon after Dollar went public with his plea via blog post, it was inexplicably removed from his website—most likely by Satan, according to Dollar.
“Now you see why the devil tried so aggressively to discredit my voice,” Dollar told the members of his congregation. “The enemy has got to discredit the voices of faith and grace and truth because he don’t want you to know that you can walk on the water if you can look at Jesus.” image
The Daily Beast has attempted, for weeks, to speak to Dollar, but he has not returned calls to his assistant. An effort to lure Dollar to The Daily Beast’s headquarters from his church in the Bronx with a trail of money was thwarted by complications with wind.
“If they discover life on Mars, they gonna need to hear the gospel—and I’m gonna have to believe ? for a billion-dollar space shuttle.”
Dollar is a televangelist and the founder of World Changers Church International, which opened its doors in Atlanta in 1986. It has since expanded to New York City. There, Dollar preaches “prosperity theology,” which convinces people that if you want your prayers answered, you have to pay those close to ? , like Creflo Dollar, to make the connection.
This scam has made Dollar a very wealthy man with a stable of two Rolls-Royces, clothes made of shiny reptiles, and multimillion-dollar homes around the country.
But Dollar believes he deserves more.
“If you think a $65 million plane was too much, if they discover life on Mars, they gonna need to hear the gospel—and I’m gonna have to believe ? for a billion-dollar space shuttle, because we got to preach the gospel on Mars! I dare you to tell me that I can’t dream! I dare you to tell me that I can’t believe ? !”
I dare Dollar to tell me why he can’t believe ? for a more economical means of in-air transportation like a pair of wings or a magic carpet.
“If I find Jesus, I’m gonna look at Jesus until it comes to pass because with ? , all things are possible! To him that believes. And so I say to you: Dream on, baby! Dream on! Don’t dream about what you can have, dream about what the devil says you can’t have!”
Dollar ran around his stage like a madman, shouting at people to “dare” him some more.
“I’m gonna dream until Jesus comes!”
Although Jesus probably will be flying coach like the rest of us.
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....you might have been right @Black_Samson
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lol at anyone who takes pastor DOLLAR seriously. if you say pastor dollar slow enough it becomes pass the dollar. idiots deserve what they get
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That's one of the funniest opening paragraphs that I've ever read
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False prophets and priests.
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If he ever gets a spaceship I'm stealing that ? !!!
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Don't blame Creflo for people being gullible.
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Can't even imagine the good will that could've been done for our people with the amount of money Creflo has convinced his congregation to give him.
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man when i first moved to atlanta i went to his church up the street...
until i realized it was just a satellite church and his real one was across town in college park. ? got on the jumbotron and said good morning to all 20 of my satellite churches.
? is a hustler...with a name like dollar -
Judge_Judah wrote: »5th Letter wrote: »Don't blame Creflo for people being gullible.
So are you cosigning him?
i know u asked 5th, but i agree with what he put so i'll answer. Naw i dont cs Creflo.. i think hes the worst of the worst and (im atheist, but if hell does exist, id assume he be falling head first into that ? )
but at the same time he not putting a gun to his congregation and making them give, they do it voluntarily. That old saying a fool and his money are soon parted -
This ? is a pulpit ? .
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His members probably forgot what they are there for. They probably worship Creflo Dollar instead
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im in tears lol
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Any one who believes in Christianity deserves to get pimped.
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anyone who follows this clown deserves everything they get. Seriously, how stupid must one be to follow a guy named creflo dollar?? the ? kind of ? is that
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Judge_Judah wrote: »5th Letter wrote: »Don't blame Creflo for people being gullible.
So are you cosigning him?
Absolutely not. But it isn't like he put a gun to their heads and made them donate to him either. -
He lost his jet? As in....misplaced? Or taken?
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Judge_Judah wrote: »5th Letter wrote: »Don't blame Creflo for people being gullible.
So are you cosigning him?
i know u asked 5th, but i agree with what he put so i'll answer. Naw i dont cs Creflo.. i think hes the worst of the worst and (im atheist, but if hell does exist, id assume he be falling head first into that ? )
but at the same time he not putting a gun to his congregation and making them give, they do it voluntarily. That old saying a fool and his money are soon parted
I responded before I even saw this post. -
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5th Letter wrote: »Judge_Judah wrote: »5th Letter wrote: »Don't blame Creflo for people being gullible.
So are you cosigning him?
i know u asked 5th, but i agree with what he put so i'll answer. Naw i dont cs Creflo.. i think hes the worst of the worst and (im atheist, but if hell does exist, id assume he be falling head first into that ? )
but at the same time he not putting a gun to his congregation and making them give, they do it voluntarily. That old saying a fool and his money are soon parted
I responded before I even saw this post.
figured that no worries -
I don't even blame him anymore
I blame the idiots that follow -
King_sorrow wrote: »Any one who believes in Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Hinduisn, Sikhism, Baha i Fai deserves to get pimped.
I'm an Athiest but I don't knock people for having faith. Personally I think it's all ? .
I remember seeing the video of him rationalizing the plane. All I could think was when does common sense for these people kick in and let's them see how much ? this guy is on. -
atribecalledgabi wrote: »He lost his jet? As in....misplaced? Or taken?
That nicca is lying in church -
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*obligatory ? Creflo Dollar post*