The Worst Rap Lyrics of All Time...............

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BobOblah
BobOblah Members Posts: 9,324 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited June 2010 in The Reason
Drop what you consider to be some of the worst lines or verses ever spit.

So many to choose from.There are your Plies, your Gucci's, but even rap greats have spit some shameful ? . For now, I'm going with:

"I'm a venereal disease like a menstrual bleed..."
-Lil Wayne , "A Millie"

A. You compared yourself to an STD
B. The menstrual cycle is not a venereal disease

And some of you had that blaring out of your car, I know it

"Boss of the ghetto with the round shape cookie"
-Birdman, "what happened to that boy"

Birdman sounding straight ?


"Thirty-eight revolve like the sun round the Earth."
-Jay-Z, "It's Hot"

Back to 4th grade science class for Jigga....


I consider Birdman W.O.A.T so he gets 2:

"[Baby]
Diamonds on my hoes' feet - when they walk, they spark
Diamonds in my ? ' teeth - when I talk, I spark
Don't ? around with beef - when it start, I spark
Me and my Hot Boy creeps - when it's dark, we spark
Just bought a new car, and I was thinkin' 'bout a million
The ? ' driver seat sittin' in the middle
Me and my son, Wheezy, got a house by the water
I'll be ? ' bad ? (bad ? , bad ? )

[Lil' Wayne]

I be hittin' they daughters

[Baby]

I like my ? sucked fast

[Lil' Wayne]

I like to play with them rookies

[Baby]

I like to ? 'em in they ass while he beat up the ?
I'm the number-one stunna - you don't want my ?
I'ma stunt 'til I die, ? , the ? don't quit"

-Big Tymers - #1 Stunna

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  • Bcotton5
    Bcotton5 Members Posts: 51,851 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2010
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  • siqnih da rapper
    siqnih da rapper Members Posts: 5,699 ✭✭
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    She look so good ill suck on her dday ? biggie
  • the1nonlyruru
    the1nonlyruru Members Posts: 1,055 ✭✭
    edited June 2010
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    i got a ? with a mouth like that boy ken griffey
    -Lil'wayne
  • DRO
    DRO Members Posts: 9,943 ✭✭✭
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    She cook, she clean, never smell like onion rings - independent chick
  • just.might.b.ok
    just.might.b.ok Members Posts: 6,766 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2010
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    there's this album called "thoughts of a predicate felon"
  • LOLCL
    LOLCL Members Posts: 1,039 ✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2010
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    "Never let me slip, cause if I slip, then I'm slippin."
    Dr. Dre, "Nuthin' But a 'G' Thang"

    while we pretend like we're not just getting these off of google.

    "My paragraph alone is worth five mics (uh-huh) A twelve song LP, that's thirty-six mics (uh-huh)"
    Redman "5 Boroughs"

    Don't try to treat me like I ain't famous My apologies, are you into astrology Cause I'm, I'm tryin to make it to Uranus
    Kanye West, "Gettin' It In" - WTF??? Who was the studio with him going 'THATS HOT YE'.

    "Sometime y'all get crimey crimey, grimy grimy But those with a tiny hiney they get whiny whiny."
    Cam'Ron, "5 Boroughs"

    "Slob on my ? , like corn on the cob"
    - 3 6 Mafia
  • Neslom
    Neslom Members Posts: 431
    edited June 2010
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    First Family will gradually lift that ass up like gravity
    - Lil Fame, ½ And ½

    I like em black, white, puerto rican or haitian
    Japanese, chinese, or even asian
    - Chingy, Balla Baby

    I say what's next, what's next what's n-x-e-t
    - Warren G, What's next?
  • therealist_
    therealist_ Members Posts: 3,389 ✭✭
    edited June 2010
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    "I will ? your friend then suck up her twin
    I put the buck up to him then buck buck and buck buck and buck buck again
    suck nut you duck ? your unlovin kin
    now don’t rub it in" - Lil Wayne


    That ? sounded ? as ? to me..
  • LOLCL
    LOLCL Members Posts: 1,039 ✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2010
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    whats up with all of biggies weird suspect lines

    like on what's beef

    '? em in they ass, throw em over the bridge'

    'look so good i'll suck her daddys ? '

    "grab ya ? if you love hip hop"
  • BobOblah
    BobOblah Members Posts: 9,324 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2010
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    LOLCL wrote: »
    "Slob on my ? , like corn on the cob"
    - 3 6 Mafia

    The Acadamy award winning Three 6 Mafia.... smh
    LOLCL wrote: »

    Don't try to treat me like I ain't famous My apologies, are you into astrology Cause I'm, I'm tryin to make it to Uranus
    Kanye West, "Gettin' It In" - WTF??? Who was the studio with him going 'THATS HOT YE'.

    lol
  • Mdizzle9000
    Mdizzle9000 Members, Writer Posts: 8,319 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2010
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    we are not the same i am a martian
  • young_reezy
    young_reezy Members Posts: 3,129 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2010
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    treat u like milk i'll do nothin but spoil you.
  • Neva_Change
    Neva_Change Members Posts: 385 ✭✭✭
    edited June 2010
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    "Girls ? when they see me
    Nava hoes creep me in they teepee
    "



    ^^ And this is who they call the goat?
    LMAO
  • Neslom
    Neslom Members Posts: 431
    edited June 2010
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    Some rappers should consider doing a little research

    Like Japanese, Chinese, or even Asian
    Chingy, Balla Baby

    What's next? what's n-x-e-t
    Warren G, What's Next?

    Ever seen a fat boy in a big body
    Rick Ross, Blow
  • Brian B.
    Brian B. Members Posts: 6,717 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2010
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    BobOblah wrote: »
    Drop what you consider to be some of the worst lines or verses ever spit.

    So many to choose from.There are your Plies, your Gucci's, but even rap greats have spit some shameful ? . For now, I'm going with:

    "I'm a venereal disease like a menstrual bleed..."
    -Lil Wayne , "A Millie"

    A. You compared yourself to an STD
    B. The menstrual cycle is not a venereal disease


    Biggie compared hisself to an STD on Funk Master Flex tape
  • Nah Son
    Nah Son Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 9,367 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Neslom wrote: »
    Some rappers should consider doing a little research

    Like Japanese, Chinese, or even Asian
    Chingy, Balla Baby

    What's next? what's n-x-e-t
    Warren G, What's Next?

    Ever seen a fat boy in a big body
    Rick Ross, Blow

    haha these are great. SMH at even asian. and nxet. lol all of these are retarted..
  • MAKAVELI25
    MAKAVELI25 Members Posts: 5,595 ✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2010
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    Lil B's career owns this thread. I can't even bear to look up the lyrics, y'all know what it is
  • Aztec_Kang
    Aztec_Kang Members Posts: 1,994 ✭✭✭✭
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    Mag and double-ooh came to move your body
    M-C old school like Lodi Dodi
    When you hear Up Jumps Da Boogie
    Dance till you can't and shake your cookie
    People to the left like Mag to def
    People to the right need to clean your breath
    Bigger than my butt, pulled out some cheese

    We the best on the scene since the three degrees
    Aachoo sneeze
    Cool like the breeze
    Me and Timbaland two Master P's
    I hope you bout it
    Cause I been bout it
    South on the rise, V-8 bout it bout it (uuuh)
    Driven in my '89 Mercury
    Record label don't you try to carry me
    Got some of that project in me
    Get dem flashback, you besta all flee
  • Aztec_Kang
    Aztec_Kang Members Posts: 1,994 ✭✭✭✭
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    Checkin' in the closet for my blue Velour suit
    Piping all around it wit the matchin' Timb boots
    Hop up in the wagon wit the 20 inch shoes on... (ohh)
    Riding down the street wit a twenty G stack
    Shorty paging me saying "Zino where you at?"
    Look up in the mirror 5-0 up on my back it's [sirens] uh ohh
    Pull up in the spot smoking in the parking lot
    Everybody having fun ? don't stop
    Pray to ? that I don't have to let the guns pop it's... [gunshot]
    Maybe all the ladies wanna chill wit Benz and Hef
    Pushing up the bottle 'til there's no more Henny left
    Step it up to Louie now let's see what happens next... yo
  • BobOblah
    BobOblah Members Posts: 9,324 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2010
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    This thread is already kinda Wayne heavy.... but he does say a lot of stupid ? .

    "And next time you mention Pac, Biggie, or Jay-Z
    Don't forget Weezy Baby!"


    ? PLEASE statement of the year 2008. aint nobody mentioning you with Pac and BIG.
  • BobOblah
    BobOblah Members Posts: 9,324 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2010
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    Young-Ice wrote: »
    Through the pencil and leak on the sheet of the tablet in my mind,
    Cause I don't write ? cause I ain't got time,

    thats the end of that metaphor.

    It's called an extended metaphor. He bleeds through his pen like a menstrual.

    Not saying it's a brilliant line, but it does make sense.


    barely..........
  • ysl313
    ysl313 Members Posts: 9,866 ✭✭✭
    edited June 2010
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    "When i say im ballin, im not talkin bout no ball..."

    smh...
  • damobb2deep
    damobb2deep Members Posts: 19,972 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2010
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    ima do it again like ? backward.....

    lil wayne
  • young_reezy
    young_reezy Members Posts: 3,129 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    ima do it again like ? backward.....

    lil wayne

    one of my homies was like whoa when we heard that ? , he was actin like that ? was a so dope.lol
  • therealist_
    therealist_ Members Posts: 3,389 ✭✭
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    Remember that beat down Kanye gave Lil Wayne on the "Lollipop" remix?

    This is what Wayne said on the 3rd verse -

    "She probably be the odd cookie
    in the plastic bag bout to get crushed by a building"


    I still dont know what that means, lmao