Best Donkey Villains

Through IC history, Donkey has had a lot of villains. Villains are posters who no one liked, and got sonned non-stop, but still posted frequently and eventually became a functional part of the community because as "the villain", the whole IC shared a common dislike of these people. Many villains would get sonned so viciously and so frequently, that it seemed they only continued to post out of a will to not be run off the forum. Villains do disappear though. Usually an even more objectionable character would show up and the old villain would just fade into the background and eventually stop posting.

Who are the greatest villains in IC history?

Before I get to mentioning people who come to mind, I wanna say that Joe Sun is in a category of his own. Super Villain I guess. He's not like other villains for a lot of reasons. First off, he had a stint as moderator during an important era of Donkey history. No other villain comes to mind who was a moderator. Joe also has lasted year after year after year (despite supposedly being on his deathbed the whole time) while other villains got tired of being a punchline and left. Also, while Joe is basically a wack poster generally speaking, he's shown that he actually has potential to be a creative and entertaining poster. Most villains were simply incompetent posters. The last thing is that in certain Donkey eras, Joe was given more credit and respect than the villains got. Simply put, villains are pretty 1 dimensional and Joe Sun, while still a loser and wack poster, has proven himself to be 3 dimensional.


So that said, here are some of the best villains from my time here.

*Fukuropinion007 - Parallel Rhymes is lucky that Donkey has become more accepting in the past several years, because this villain made his entrance in mid-2005 only to find that being a stupid ? redneck was a good way to get sonned for months on end. Fukuropinion was determined not to be a villain, and tried multiple times to make allies among legitimate (though not stars at the time) Donkey posters of the era. Pretty much all his attempts blew up in his face and made him even less respected. Fukuropinion was simply not smart. He was simplistic, gullible, and slow-witted. It made him an easy target, but his persistence made him a well known name at the time. He disappeared during the first forum upgrade.

*Snidely - I've called Snidely the prototypical Donkey villain. Snidely joined the IC in it's early days back in 2002, but didn't venture out of the Reason to post in Donkey until 2006. Snidely's career in Donkey was instantly troubled because he made two false assumptions. 1. that people would "respect" him for being one of the IC's first registered members and 2. that he was funny. Snidely made earnest attempts to integrate into the Donkey community, but ended up getting sonned even by loveable losers such as senseispab. Back at the time, Donkey was a much more tight knit community than it is today, and Snidely made Donkey Villain history a few months into his stint in this forum when a movement led by several regular posters associated with the prominent "3 AM Crew" emerged, known as the "Block Snidley" movement. Using the ignore function, posters were able to block all of Snidely's posts from view. At the height of the movement, literally EVERY regular poster in Donkey had Snidely on ignore. Snidely's losses are too many to list, but the other well know one was the Sal Davis incident, which has been widely documented in many other threads. After being hacked by College Dropout, a seemingly harmless alias, Snidely seemed to lose motivation and posted less and less frequency as time went on. He still appears occasionally to make a cameo and give the veteran posters a chance to revisit the good old days, but his appearances are few and far between, and never last more than a post or two.

That's all I'm gonna do for now. I may add others soon, but I'll let the rest of you drop your submissions first.