Reason Interview: Busta Carmichael aka Krayzie Bones aka Bones

5th Letter wrote: »

5th Letter- what were some of the craziest things you've seen since you've been on the IC?

Busta Carmichael- The craziest thing as of late has to be the Shenco/Bruse Wane roasts. Both happened within months of each other. I don't even think the Shenco thread had gone to FOF yet before Bruse came in with some ? ? . So he was was just caught in a crossfire as a result of standardized slaughter. He went as far as complaining to grouchy Greg and called us the illuminati. Sad. Another one was the 5 Grand ? thread. S/O to HerbalVaporsCarnivoire. Now ? isn't funny no matter which gender is the victim. But fam...the way dude described it was beyond physically impossible. He was ? by superspeed ninja pimps who would inject speed in your eyes and continuously knock you out for some reason, ? you, then lay back down. Never have I heard of an more absurd story. Dude is real life Abe Simpsons. I sent that thread to friends and family and everybody had tears reading it. That ? 5 grand is a legend amongst us. But before Shenco, there was Jamal. I'm sure you remember him. This was when I first joined, and I've NEVER seen someone get roasted so bad. A poster namned gambino made a thread called "Jamal is now your official toilet" and the roasts and gifs that came after were classic. He is the reason why people say "Lost" on this site. "Nas lost" etc. Jamal lost will always be the biggest L in IC history. And S/O to E2S. Dude been hilarious for a decade and still going. Prolly the funniest dude I've seen on the internet that was consistent. Period!

There has been some other crazy things like the Cali exposure, roasting of Cousin of sleep's dead pops(smh yea I know, it was on some arsonal da rebel ? ) Dude that was shoplifting, And I've burned too many braincells to remember the rest. Last craziest thing was the 4chan hack. I knew it would happen because I was there, lurking SOHH(now coli) And some idiot made a thread called "stands out in the middle of the street and calls out 4chan" They had just heard about 4chan, and wanted to test their gangsta or some ? . Everybody was begging for the thread to get deleted but they didn't listen. Bout an hour later 4chan raids their site, shuts it down, and the owner of SOHH who was a woman, apparently had an affair with another guy. They found her emails and put them on the front page of SOHH along with some ? ? . Then them ? came over to us on the IC and did the same thing "calls out 4chan" so that that's why 4chan came here and tore the site down. My name was Bones back then, and I didn't return until like 4 years later as Busta. Bout 70% of the goat posters are gone since the hack. Donkey really used to be live, I think some posters were real life comedians lmao. I think it's dope and interesting that all of this has happened through only text. No vocals involved. The fact that you can distinguish different posters from just text, and it can make you laugh, get ? off or inspired without having to use your voice at all, that's powerful posting to me.

5th Letter- What are some things you'd like to see changed on the IC?

Busta Carmichael- I would like for a rep system like Boxden and Coli has. That way you can see who's a good posters or just a bad troll. There's one girl in the GnS that keeps coming back after being banned every week, that just hates black men. No matter what you say or do she'll just attack you. She could easily be avoided if we had a rep system. Also I would like more topics on the same subject. Not an influx of topics, two at the most. Let's say there is a thread about Drake getting knocked out by trick trick, then there's another thread of Drake getting shot. Usually those would be two different topics on the other sites. But here they get merged and you'll have to sit though 400 pages and people debating until you get to the topic.

5th Letter- Who are some of your favorite and least favorite posters?

Busta Carmichael- Ah man too many to mention. I'll prolly forget some.
But off the top of my head my favorite posters are: Sanford, Sion, Bride,Dubbz,Nah Son, Stiff, E2S, GodNThaBuild'n, Copper, Poncho, Alpha_Ambiton, AP21, Goldie, Beta, CashmoneyDux, Iron man1 basically everybody in the ether thread, Du Englishdude, fishnchips,Cham,AggyAf, HerbalVaporsCarnivoire and LcsndbyRoyalty. Joker.

Shawn Carter alias and that dude that Stan's jigga and does the crying laughing smiley after every sentence is one of the funniest aliases I've ever seen. Dude said that Jada and Fab collabo album was going to be trash and that they should keep it a stack and name it "flabby and washed" A thing about posters like Sanford, Nah Son, Stiff and Copper tho is that they can just walk in to a thread, drop a one liner joke and just shut it down. Someone posters just make you laugh as soon as you see the name/avi because you already know it's gonna be some funny ? . Sion is the greatest mod of all time. Wish fam nothing but the best in his endeavors. From helping us out with technical problems, to business advice, to being a trill ? and all around professional while doing it.

I don't have alot of posters I don't like. But Aquafina irritates me. And that A talented one poster isn't on my fav list either. Both of them for cooning and lying. And I hate stupidity so the last person I won't even say the name. He'll prolly come in and call me a faceless munkeeee. He's entertaining tho I won't lie. But son needs some serious help. And he comes in here trying to flex imma throw his fat ass thru time and space.

5th Letter- Funny you mentioned Copper y'all posting styles are similar.

Busta Carmichael- Copper is a funny dope poster.

5th Letter- What is a Legion of Trill and how did it get started?

Busta Carmichael- Good question! Legion of trill was started by the funniest posters in Donkey at that time, which was around 2007-2008. It was me, Sanford, Carl weathers, Grundy and prodigal son. Some of y'all remember Grundy da gif gawd but I don't think alot of people remember Carl Weathers. Dude was easily the best thread creator of all time. He was also ridiculously funny. I think he was the one that created the legion of trill.

We were responsible for the IC rap battles, the old school IC gifs, Mr. Decimal, coining IC lingo which i can't remember right now on the spot, classic beefs and classic threads Sanford is still here keeping it trill. And by far one of the funniest dudes on here as has always been. Nowadays it's me,sanford,bride,dubbz and Sion. We just post funny trill ? . The people seem to love it.

5th Letter-How do you join the Legion?

Busta Carmichael- Never thought of any requirements. Just dope, funny posters I guess. We also accept PayPal so I can invest in a new wheelchair for the homie Joe Sun.

5th Letter- Word association 2 words or less.

5th Letter-KillaCham
Busta Carmichael- Goat
5th Letter-Jay Z
Busta Carmichael- #GotDamnYaManHov
5th Letter-Photoshop of Biggie looking down at his son holding that guy
Busta Carmichael-
5th Letter-Tupac
Busta Carmichael- Realest Rapper
5th Letter-Aquafina
Busta Carmichael- Ratchet
5th Letter- Any last words before we wrap up?

Busta Carmichael- Don't blink I would like to encourage everyone to travel and see the world. It's beautiful and refreshing. Now if you excuse me imma bout to book my flight to France next week, down in Saint Tropez, eating crème brulee, while my wifey plays the Mandolay

#InternationalBusta #fuckwitme nh

genocidecutter wrote: »

Watch Gee757 come in and ? this thread up

T. Sanford wrote: »

You say the same ? . Switch up your style, your ? is garbage now