So, I Just Found Out I Fathered A 14 Year Old

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  • SneakDZA
    SneakDZA Members Posts: 11,223 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    It looks like you just found out you haven't been fathering a 14 year old.
  • the dukester
    the dukester Members Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Shiiit.....

    Mama's baby, and daddy's maybe.

    Fifty jigga in back child support?!?

    "You are not the Father!!" (Maury Povich voice).

    * Science denier post*
  • trilladelic
    trilladelic Members Posts: 4,457 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Almost 10yrs ago long story short I messed with a chick in another city n a couple of weeks later she starts hollering that pregnant ? . Like a ? I take her word for it that she's sure it's mine so I sent her money for like a year or so without even seeing the kid face to face. After I file child support on myself and taking a DNA test twice n she didn't respond I threw my hands up. It's ? up but that's the game.

    She better hope I don't see her in a public setting anytime I'm in Austin. Ima clown that ? sumn awful..
  • dalyricalbandit
    dalyricalbandit Members, Moderators Posts: 67,918 Regulator
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    Maybe it's time I hit up afew of these broads I raw dogged and see if any bandits out in this world that I should know about
  • silverfoxx
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  • HerbalVaporCapers
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    silverfoxx wrote: »
    Trollio wrote: »
    i gotta stop skeeting in ? before i have a story to tell

    I just don't understand how you bold ? do that.

    I had a situation where I had a condom that broke once and I didn't even let off yet. But I still made the chick I was with take plan B in case. I'm too cheap cautious for this ? man.

    Did the same ?

    It was worth her calling me up like 9 hours and simultaneously crying, laughing and yelling at me
  • SneakDZA
    SneakDZA Members Posts: 11,223 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    silverfoxx wrote: »
    Trollio wrote: »
    i gotta stop skeeting in ? before i have a story to tell

    I just don't understand how you bold ? do that.

    I had a situation where I had a condom that broke once and I didn't even let off yet. But I still made the chick I was with take plan B in case. I'm too cheap cautious for this ? man.

    Did the same ?

    It was worth her calling me up like 9 hours and simultaneously crying, laughing and yelling at me

    LMAO. That ? drives chicks bonkers. If they're already even a little unstable they go all the way off the deep end.
  • GodNThaBuild'n
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    Does she wanna go to Arizona?
  • DNB1
    DNB1 Members Posts: 19,704 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Congrats and good luck...

    Teenage daughters ain't like sons...take it from a ? who knows.

  • Trillfate
    Trillfate Members Posts: 24,008 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    DNB1 wrote: »
    Congrats and good luck...

    Teenage daughters ain't like sons...take it from a ? who knows.

    - Nas
  • Cabana_Da_Don
    Cabana_Da_Don Members Posts: 7,992 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    WHAT MADE THE MOTHER WANT YOU TÔ MEET HER.
  • WhoisDonG???
    WhoisDonG??? Members Posts: 2,573 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    So yall ? don't strap up???? Man y'all wild 100's these hoes be setting it out like a Chinese buffet to everybody not to be strapped
  • Trillfate
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  • MrSoutCity
    MrSoutCity Members Posts: 2,709 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    That was you on judge Mathis?
  • King_MOEbra
    King_MOEbra Members Posts: 8,323 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    This thread got a lotta ? worried. LOL
  • King_MOEbra
    King_MOEbra Members Posts: 8,323 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Y'all need to stop going raw in these ladies.
  • riddlerap
    riddlerap Members Posts: 17,132 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    you ever notice how some posters just have so much crazy and insane things happen to them? yeah, its not coincidence, its the internet.
  • Turfaholic
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    S2J wrote: »
    I made a mistake with this 1 chick. Only knew her a month or 2, got caught up in he lightkskindedness. My excuse is it was right after my gf at the time and u know in a relationship u get, uh, "used to" certain things in certain ways so...i shot the club up :/:s And im not typically a club shooter upper, i was wilding. She said she was on something but i didn't know her well enough to trust that

    Ffwd a few weeks its run it course i broke it off, she wanted that wife up, commitment, etc. She was just way too into me

    Ffwd some months im hittin her up for some drought action and she says she's engaged with a guy and she's pregnant.

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    I feared fuckery. I know how women are . A happy home and willing yet unknowing father >>> the ? who don't want you.

    Good thing I broke up via text. I went digging thru old texts and did some math, it had been over 9 months.

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    Man I keep having close calls with my BM. Our son was her first child. She has 2 other kids, pregnant with a 3rd. No lie, every time she's pregnant I count months on my fingers and pray. Thankfully the kids don't be mine, but I'm on another close call right now.

    I finally accepted the facts she's loose. And I'm officially done smashing. My mom even thought her last kid was mine because I smashed at mom's house on Thanksgiving. I was drinking that E- 40 wine and lost all ? .
  • soul rattler
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    I'm glad you came to me with this the fact that she looks like ya mother is a sign from ? you must love her..go with ? my friend...

    I ? lost it right here