Weirdest/craziest thing your parent(s) have ever said or done...
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"WTF"...
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"YOOOOO..."
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"WTF"...
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One time, I accidentally shot my sister in the neck with a nerf gun, like totally on accident. And my sister was probably like 5 at the time, she's always been dramatic, starts screaming like I started her on fire or something.
My dad runs into the room, doesn't ask a single question, just snatches the nerf gun, and proceeds to destroy it as best he can. He couldn't break in two with his bare hands, so literally bites chunks of plastic off it until it was completely broken.
He bit the nerf gun in half. -
One morning I came and walked in on my dad eating breakfast at the kitchen table...buck azzz naked. Smh.
My immediate reaction was
followed by "C'mon Dad, really?", as he got up and rushed to his room to put his clothes on.
At least he had the sanitary decency to put a towel on the chair before he sat down. Should've burned the chair. -
Moms tried to ? my Pops with a steak knife.
My Brother saved his life by warning him that she was hiding behind the door. He put his hand up to his chest in the nick of time.
Got a hole in his hand for his trouble.
My Pops never understood why/how getting outside ? could potentially lead to a death sentence.
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Pops has a wife 2 years older than me
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This thread is about to be a Jerry Springer episode -
When my dad was losing his ? mind "again", my younger brother has cerebral palsy and mad a huge mess of the kitchen, so dad loads his .38 and puts it in my brothers hand and put's it to his own skull saying some ? agging my brother to pull the trigger. There was some more crazy in that situation but this was the cherry on top of it.
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My dad spent a looooong time fighting in a war (10 years or more I think?) and it naturally ? his brain up. When he first came to the states, he didn't feel safe without having a bunch of guns in the house.
Which is understandable, but he also drank a lot. So one night he gets black out ? and pulls a loaded shotgun on my mom. Somehow my mom was able to talk him down... then waited until he went to sleep and beat the ever loving ? out of him with a rocking horse.
When he woke up the next day he asked her if he fell down or something and she was like nah, you did some crazy ? and I took that fade when you passed out.
She told him next time he did that she was gonna break all of his fingers, which would have made it impossible for him to play music. She also secretly removed the firing mechanisms from all his straps and he didn't realize it until like 2 years later. -
When my dad was losing his ? mind "again", my younger brother has cerebral palsy and mad a huge mess of the kitchen, so dad loads his .38 and puts it in my brothers hand and put's it to his own skull saying some ? agging my brother to pull the trigger. There was some more crazy in that situation but this was the cherry on top of it.
This hurt my heart. -
Some lik girl was ? with my sister so my pops gave her some brass knuckles to take to school.
This was in 2nd grade. Smh.
Prolly good that the ? disappeared a few months later and never came back. -
Caught my daddy watching flicks in the ? kitchen
Cause that's where the wifi was best at -
My brother left the chronic 2001 CD in the family computer. My dad turns on the PC and it comes blasting through the speakers. He calls my brother and I to the kitchen and proceeded to beat at the CD with a hammer on the counter.
The CD didn't even break. Just cracked a lil..
He threw it away and I got it out of the trash later that day. Had some bad scratches but most of it played. Kept it in my walkman for years.
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dad told us it might not be a Christmas that year... cuz we might need money to get him outta jail if he had to shoot an ? my oldest brother that night.
thankfully my brother never showed up.
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- my pops ethering a 34 year old man who asked him for money. He destroyed dude cuz he tried to give him an opportunity but the dude just wanted to smoke weed all day and be high. My pops burned dude's soul to smitherines and he even started crying in the back seat. I was about 17 and witnessed a grown man cry. My dad seen that and was like "that's why you aint ? , dont do ? and will never have ? ", I was trying to hide my laughter but looking back good Lord LOLOL.
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My dad was really abusive to my mother. Like ? beatings. Stuff like that. My mom always took it like a champ. Still don't know how shes alive. One night I'm like 5-6 years old, we're in the kitchen table and he starts off with her for some reason. Can't remember. He starts chasing her around the table and she gets caught up on the other side. Im just there balling my eyes out for him to stop. Then my dad goes and look pulls out a machete and starts waving at my mom. I just scream at him and put my hand as I mean to stop him. Dad just looks at me and puts the machete back. I still don't know how I gathered up the courage to do that. If I wasn't in the house that night. I'm pretty sure my dad would've killed my mom.
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My dad was really abusive to my mother. Like ? beatings. Stuff like that. My mom always took it like a champ. Still don't know how shes alive. One night I'm like 5-6 years old, we're in the kitchen table and he starts off with her for some reason. Can't remember. He starts chasing her around the table and she gets caught up on the other side. Im just there balling my eyes out for him to stop. Then my dad goes and look pulls out a machete and starts waving at my mom. I just scream at him and put my hand as I mean to stop him. Dad just looks at me and puts the machete back. I still don't know how I gathered up the courage to do that. If I wasn't in the house that night. I'm pretty sure my dad would've killed my mom.
? was with you that night......either that and/or your dad really loves you.
Could've easily been a double homicide. -
When my dad was losing his ? mind "again", my younger brother has cerebral palsy and mad a huge mess of the kitchen, so dad loads his .38 and puts it in my brothers hand and put's it to his own skull saying some ? agging my brother to pull the trigger. There was some more crazy in that situation but this was the cherry on top of it.
Your dad is a ? po ? ? that needs to suffer slow -
this is a ? up dad scene
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Was chilling watching movies with my dad mom's came in ? and slapped me dumb hard on my thigh dumb hard I started crying I was like 7 idk y but my dad got up and slapped the ? out of her literally the only time my dad stood up to my mom's about anything
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I have one about my mother too. Much brighter story. I didn't witness this but her boyfriend at the time confirmed it. After my dad and mom got separated she found someone else. (Long story about that. Maybe I'll drop it for y'all) so he was living with us at the time. His ex wife would constantly harass my mom and him. Phone calls at 2:00 am and ? . One morning they're both leaving the house for work when his ex wife pulls up in front of the house. At this point it was gonna go down. Her and my mom start fighting but she couldn't ? with my mom. My mom slapped her around, they end up scrapping o the ground. My mom got on top of and slapped her glasses off and spit on her. Fight was over
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the dukester wrote: »Moms tried to ? my Pops with a steak knife.
My Brother saved his life by warning him that she was hiding behind the door. He put his hand up to his chest in the nick of time.
Got a hole in his hand for his trouble.
My Pops never understood why/how getting outside ? could potentially lead to a death sentence.
This the stupidest thing ever. Your mom was bugging fam, respectfully of course.
Never understood how cheating should lead to that. -
This is how I knew my mama wasn't one of those scary azzz women who ran screaming at the sight of a roach, flying bug, etc. In this case...a mouse.
Me and my sis in the backyard wit our parents as they're doing yard work. All of the sudden my mama just takes off running wit the shovel in her hand. As if she's chasing after something, but I didn't know what exactly. It caught me off guard b/c I've NEVER seen my mama actually run like that before. Maybe except to whoop my azzz. Lol. Next thing you know, she slams the shovel on the ground, looks, and walks away. Of course my nosey azzz run over to see wth she may have killed. Lo & behold I saw this woman killed...no...ran down and OBLITHERATED a muthafuccin mouse.
Yeah I know "Really Recap? A mouse? Ooooo...big deal." Yall don't understand, for kid at that age to see his MAMA do some epic s*** like that, instead of running away screaming and asking my dad to ? it (like some of YALL mamas would've done), that s*** laid the ground work til this day of what I look for in a woman. A woman that ain't afraid to look at ANY invading pest, and say "MUTHAFUCCA I WISH YOU WOULD!" Then proceed to ? it...? IT DEAD!!
I started off wit the Weebay reaction, but stood proud of what mama...aka...Verminator Prime did to protect her family. My mama became my superhero that day.
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BrideofKilla wrote: »My brother left the chronic 2001 CD in the family computer. My dad turns on the PC and it comes blasting through the speakers. He calls my brother and I to the kitchen and proceeded to beat at the CD with a hammer on the counter.
The CD didn't even break. Just cracked a lil..
He threw it away and I got it out of the trash later that day. Had some bad scratches but most of it played. Kept it in my walkman for years.
The power of good music
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I was in the tenth grade. I was going to catch the tarc (city bus) and as I go through a cut a couple doors down from the crib walk down the street and im walking in this parking lot of a church on one side and the express way on the other. You see the street in the front and a car passes. Thought nothing of it. Next thing you know they pull up beside me and dude jumped out with a gun and said Give me everything.
He took my shoes a leather coat i had in lay a way for three months and he said take the money out your pocket. He pointed that gun at me and said run. Im in sox running though a little snow.
Swear to ? I ran 2 and a half blocks down to the next street to get home in 3 seconds flat no ? . I knew I was fast. So I finally get home and I can't go in cause I threw my keys out with my money. So I was going to go to the neighbors house that we rented to but decided to go one door over cause it was a older woman with two daughters who were close to my age and they were all hood and I didn't want to get clowned. So the other neighbor called the cops my mom's and pops come.
After we get in the house my moms asking me am I alright but not my pops. The first thing he says was boy did you zig zag? And I said Naw. This ? went crazy hollerin bout you could of been shot. Im like ? my feet wasn't thinkin bout no damn zig zag they was thinkin let's gtfoh. Still to this day I low key hate that ? for that -
BACK in jamaica my oldest brother thought he was going to be the Pablo escobar of saint elizabeth parish.... so when my dad found out he took me and two of my older brother out into the bush and had us dig a big as hole. then he drove us back home later on in the night my oldest brother came home... my dad waited till he fell asleep and grabbed him, tied his ass up woke the rest of us up and drove us out to the hole. My dad untied my brother they fought my father beat his ass tied him back up and threw his ass in the hole and started throwing dirt on him
now my brother is crying and pleading like a ? my dad then jumps down in the hole grabs my brothers head and basically says that dealing with the drug trade will ? him but he rather ? him instead of seeing him be killed by someone else. My brother cries and dad pulls him out of the hole and we go back home and since that day i nor any of my brothers smoke anything before this incident my brother had whole garbage bags of ? hidden on our property. -
and this ? had guns in his room
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