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  • Louis Devinear
    Louis Devinear Members Posts: 1,641 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    "I wanna thank you for helping me out back there Jesus.

    Who the ? is Jesus? That's what the man called back there didn't he?

    No. He said hey Zeus"

    You never met a black man named Zeus before?"

    @joker_de_la_muerte

    You can't get this one?
  • Idiopathic Joker
    Idiopathic Joker Members, Moderators Posts: 45,691 Regulator
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    "I wanna thank you for helping me out back there Jesus.

    Who the ? is Jesus? That's what the man called back there didn't he?

    No. He said hey Zeus"

    You never met a black man named Zeus before?"

    @joker_de_la_muerte

    You can't get this one?

    Lol Die Hard with a vengeance
  • Cleveland7venty6
    Cleveland7venty6 Members Posts: 1,285 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2016
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    "cant you see this man is a ni...."
  • texas409
    texas409 Members Posts: 20,854 ✭✭✭✭✭
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  • TonyDubbz
    TonyDubbz Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 19,261 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    texas409 wrote: »
    $5 buster!

    Dont Be a Menace lmao i dont know why that part always stand out but that ? do
  • Copper
    Copper Members Posts: 49,532 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I am Proximo. I shall be closer to you for the next few days, which will be the last of your miserable lives, than the ? of a mother that brought you screaming into this world. I did not pay good money for you for your company, I paid it so that I could profit from your death and as your mother was there at your beginning, so I shall be there at your end. And when you die, and die you shall, your transition shall be to the sound of…
    [claps his hands]
    …Gladiators, I salute you.
  • Louis Devinear
    Louis Devinear Members Posts: 1,641 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    "I get $10 for cars

    $20 for limos

    What the ? is this?

    It's my truck. Here's a 50"

    @Joker_De_La_Muerta
  • geechee slim
    geechee slim Members Posts: 2,465 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Mr. Anderson... I see you are as predictable in this world as you are in the other. Confused, Mr. Anderson? It'll all become clear in a moment. I'll thank you for the gun, you can set it right there.
  • TonyDubbz
    TonyDubbz Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 19,261 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    You look like the playa-hater who sold me this ? . Give me back my damn money right now, and I don't have no damn receipt.

    Do you have the cover, sir?

    I don't have no damn cover! KISS my ass so what!

    Can I see it sir?

    What, were you chewing on this ? before you got here?

    ? , ? ! Do you know who you are ? with?

    Bishop Desmond Tutu?

    Try again, ? !

    Winnie Mandela's lil...

    Try AGAIN, ? !

    Just an ugly ass black dude.

    I'll go postal in this ? !

    Man, you better take your hostile black ass outta here!

    Ol' ? ...

  • Idiopathic Joker
    Idiopathic Joker Members, Moderators Posts: 45,691 Regulator
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    "I get $10 for cars

    $20 for limos

    What the ? is this?

    It's my truck. Here's a 50"

    @Joker_De_La_Muerta

    Tip of the tongue. I can't think of the name right now
  • illestni99ainne
    illestni99ainne Members Posts: 5,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    TonyDubbz wrote: »
    You look like the playa-hater who sold me this ? . Give me back my damn money right now, and I don't have no damn receipt.

    Do you have the cover, sir?

    I don't have no damn cover! KISS my ass so what!

    Can I see it sir?

    What, were you chewing on this ? before you got here?

    ? , ? ! Do you know who you are ? with?

    Bishop Desmond Tutu?

    Try again, ? !

    Winnie Mandela's lil...

    Try AGAIN, ? !

    Just an ugly ass black dude.

    I'll go postal in this ? !

    Man, you better take your hostile black ass outta here!

    Ol' ? ...

    Next Friday
  • MD_PROPER
    MD_PROPER Members Posts: 1,526 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    TonyDubbz wrote: »
    You look like the playa-hater who sold me this ? . Give me back my damn money right now, and I don't have no damn receipt.

    Do you have the cover, sir?

    I don't have no damn cover! KISS my ass so what!

    Can I see it sir?

    What, were you chewing on this ? before you got here?

    ? , ? ! Do you know who you are ? with?

    Bishop Desmond Tutu?

    Try again, ? !

    Winnie Mandela's lil...

    Try AGAIN, ? !

    Just an ugly ass black dude.

    I'll go postal in this ? !

    Man, you better take your hostile black ass outta here!

    Ol' ? ...

    Next Friday....
  • smp4life
    smp4life Members Posts: 2,922 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    "Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range."
  • onetoughmiracle
    onetoughmiracle Members Posts: 2,242 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    When you decide to be something, you can be it. That's what they don't tell you in the church. When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?

  • playmaker88
    playmaker88 Members Posts: 67,905 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    When you decide to be something, you can be it. That's what they don't tell you in the church. When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?

    I have no clue at all but imma say HEAT
  • Cleveland7venty6
    Cleveland7venty6 Members Posts: 1,285 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    "Who are you?"

    "La plume de ma tante." (my aunts pen.) That means that who it is, is irrelevant.

    will yall stop bullshittin and answer mine?
  • playmaker88
    playmaker88 Members Posts: 67,905 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Uh Dracula or some ? ... idk
  • Idiopathic Joker
    Idiopathic Joker Members, Moderators Posts: 45,691 Regulator
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    "Send a maniac to catch a maniac."
  • onetoughmiracle
    onetoughmiracle Members Posts: 2,242 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    When you decide to be something, you can be it. That's what they don't tell you in the church. When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?

    I have no clue at all but imma say HEAT

    No...but heat is an ill movie. One of many faves!
  • illestni99ainne
    illestni99ainne Members Posts: 5,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2016
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    "Send a maniac to catch a maniac."

    Demolition Man. Haven't seen this in awhile
  • illestni99ainne
    illestni99ainne Members Posts: 5,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    "Who are you?"

    "La plume de ma tante." (my aunts pen.) That means that who it is, is irrelevant.

    will yall stop bullshittin and answer mine?

    Didn't see this but this is exorcist right?
  • texas409
    texas409 Members Posts: 20,854 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    TonyDubbz wrote: »
    texas409 wrote: »
    $5 buster!

    Dont Be a Menace lmao i dont know why that part always stand out but that ? do

    Since we were kids we all quote that part. Dude knew he was about to say some funny ? lol
  • playmaker88
    playmaker88 Members Posts: 67,905 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I ought to shoot you right now, you dippy ? .

    anybody?
  • Beta
    Beta Members Posts: 65,596 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2016
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    I wanna put my eye-glasses on your ? so it looks like you're blowing me when I ? you in the ass, you ?


    Nh
  • Idiopathic Joker
    Idiopathic Joker Members, Moderators Posts: 45,691 Regulator
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    Now the first time you ? somebody, that's the hardest. I don't give a ? if you're ? ' Wyatt Earp or Jack the Ripper. Remember that guy in Texas? The guy up in that ? ' tower that killed all them people? I'll bet you green money that first little black dot he took a bead on, that was the ? of the bunch. First one is tough, no ? ' foolin'. The second one... the second one ain't no ? ' Mardis Gras either, but it's better than the first one 'cause you still feel the same thing, y'know... except it's more diluted, y'know it's... it's better. I threw up on the first one, you believe that? Then the third one... the third one is easy, you level right off. It's no problem. Now... ? ... now I do it just to watch their ? ' expression change.