Sh*t that just killed the mood before you smash
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Last night went over to this ? house...we start kissn n her breathe smelled like her dinner.(you would think this ? brush her teeth b4 i slid thru) than i start takn her clothes off
THIS ? HAD THE MOST HAIRY ? EVER!!! THIS AINT 1981 U FUCKN ? ...DAWG I TRIED BUT MY ? TOUCHN HER LIPS N SHE STARTED MOANING N I BUSTED OUT LAUGHING
THIS ? HAD THE MOST HAIRY ? EVER!!! THIS AINT 1981 U FUCKN ? ...DAWG I TRIED BUT MY ? TOUCHN HER LIPS N SHE STARTED MOANING N I BUSTED OUT LAUGHING
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But did u still smash tho
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But did u still smash tho
Nope..she gave me a condom felt like putn a water balloon on a watermelon...ive made that mistake b4
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I once went to this girls house whom I wanted to ? for quite some time. Got there and she had gained a little weight but didn't look bad. While there she kept eating snacks though. Candy, doritos, other ? . All I was thinking is how nasty it would be to kiss her and how bad her breath would smell. Ended up just leaving after we smoked. She got super fat too.
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Bushes don't bother me
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I used to bang this one chick who kinda talked ? sometimes. Occasionally, the somewhat filthy ? she would say would be a major turn on and I loved it, other times... It was absolutely ? killing.
One time, for some strange reason, she grabbed my ? and said "hellloooo baby boy" and I immediately deflated... for about 5 seconds. -
? had tissue wrapped doo doo pellets playing leap frog in her ass ?
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Bushes don't bother me
She hasnt had sex in 2 years...(divorce) ? hair had hangtime -
She kept grabbn my ? n tryna ? me off but that ? hurt...like she was bending it woat
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Sittin on top of me holdin my ? .....
"You know, I think...I think I love you!"
Bch, I've known you like 2 weeks
"Whaaaat it can happen..you can't tell me how to feel.."
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She kept grabbn my ? n tryna ? me off but that ? hurt...like she was bending it woat
some chicks just are tuggin on it so hard, like for real. All girls should pull on their ? and when it starts to hurt, that should be the hardest they pull on my ? .
oh and chicks who think using lotion as a ? for an HJ is good idea. smh gtfoh -
Was hittin this chick one time and she's like "choke me! Harder!" I kinda do it but not that hard. Now she's like "slap me in the face!" I'm a little taken aback..she goes "don't be a ? ! Slap me!" I kinda tap her...she's like "no, like this!" And ? slaps me a pretty good one..I low key wanted to fight her ass lol didn't even give a ? about ? no more..
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Was already in them guts but this ? thought it would be a funny joke to hop off mid ride talking bout "I need $300 to finish" almost punched her in the face before she started laughing. Who does that? Fire brains tho.
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Bushes don't bother me
samesies. except i'm not a fan of the inner thigh and ? hole hair tho. i have friend that calls ? hole hair "ass spiders" wtf
as long as its not a monster bush. bushes that go way up close to a girls belly button and ? .. naahh -
KingFreeman wrote: »Was already in them guts but this ? thought it would be a funny joke to hop off mid ride talking bout "I need $300 to finish" almost punched her in the face before she started laughing. Who does that? Fire brains tho.
Lml that shot is funny I did that to my eons ago she was about to bust I pulled out and kept it moving till this day she bust on like 2 mons in fear I might get up and walk away ? is of funny she still mentions that ? -
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Ghostdenithegawd wrote: »
No correlation between the two
Im attached, sometimes i dont want her to shave -
? really out here eating chewbacca ? ? be spitting out hairy lint ? and ? like sunflower seeds nononononono foh
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You exposing yourself fam.
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told me she got a train ran on her
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? had tissue wrapped doo doo pellets playing leap frog in her ass ?
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Had a ? hanging out her ass
Still finished tho -
? had tissue wrapped doo doo pellets playing leap frog in her ass ?
Same situation here. Told her to pull her pants up and bounce immediately. No explanation. -
Just dinner breath and a hairy bush?
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Me & my man's was running a choo-choo train on this thot-pocket back in the day.
We flipped a coin to see who gets to smash first. Haha, I got "heads" he got "tails", so he went first.
We was in her crib (which we found out later on was a abandoned house) I was wondering why their was candles everywhere.
After my ? finished smashing, I came in the bathroom, ? immediately pulls he pannies down & starts ? . In my mind I'm like "you nasty ? !!" So I pull my ? out & she starts giving me top while still sitting on the toilet.
Then she stands up & bends over the sink, and I get one stroke off, and see a big clump of meaty blood on my ? . I scream on her & she says the other ? must have put something in her ? .
Didn't finish the job. Then me & my man cracking jokes on her crib. ? was living in an abandoned apartment with no power!!!
