What's some dumb stuff you did as a kid that you should have got in trouble for or was just dumb?
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One day in 8th grade I told the homie to close his eyes and put out his hand because I had a surprise for him nh
He closed his eyes and I wrapped a zip tie around his finger hella tight
He had to run to the principal's office to get it removed... But they couldn't get strong enough scissors to handle it and his finger kept turning different colors. A girl he was feeling saw him and was like what happened. He told her that I did that to him and she started laughing at him like crazy.
He swore at that moment he was gonna ? me, but once they got it off he thought about it and found it pretty funny.
The sad part of this is that close to 20 years later he asked me if I remembered it happening and I was like nah, I did ? like that all the time -
I used to sell porno to elementary kids in junior high
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We used to ? on the radiator in the bathroom in elementary school..? used to steam and stink up the whole school..fun times
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When I was in kindergarten, I once let my mother wake me up, get me dressed, and comb my hair. We got in the car and as she was pulling off I finally told her it wasn't any school today.
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obnoxiouslyfresh wrote: »When I was in kindergarten, I once let my mother wake me up, get me dressed, and comb my hair. We got in the car and as she was pulling off I finally told her it wasn't any school today.
Is that the best you got @obnoxiouslyfresh you could of at least said you tore the tag off a mattress or put a empty carton of orange juice back in the fridge lol -
ghostdog56 wrote: »obnoxiouslyfresh wrote: »When I was in kindergarten, I once let my mother wake me up, get me dressed, and comb my hair. We got in the car and as she was pulling off I finally told her it wasn't any school today.
Is that the best you got @obnoxiouslyfresh you could of at least said you tore the tag off a mattress or put a empty carton of orange juice back in the fridge lol
Lol I think that's funny. My mom still laughs about that -
Thats pretty damn funny. I know i've done some ? like that to my mom several times. Not the same scenario though lol.
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Back in 96...I remember the year cause the euros - soccer for you muricans - was in England....primary school friend and I went straight up thieving at the local mall, all we had was two white plastic bags and we stole toys, marbles, pens, candy, cookies, notebooks, a zillion euro football cards etc all in one streak, we got cocky at the end and just laughed while we walked out stores lmao
No one pays attention to lil kids man ? was goat...? was madness, I was a master thief before the age of 10, was handing out captain planets, action mens, weird blubby ghost ? , those sharks on roller skates etc...
Only got caught once cause my lil bro told pops...cause I didnt wanna share the Megas n tigers (marbles) I took lol...pops took me to the toystore and made me apologies to the employees... -
We also might have burned down a judoschool cause we were pyromancing lil mofos. Its hilarious and weird af at the same time that the supermarkerts let us cop dozens of matchtix boxes
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It's a miracle some of you ? didn't progress into full blown serial killers.
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mryounggun wrote: »It's a miracle some of you ? didn't progress into full blown serial killers.
Or...did you?
Its no coincedence that Alaska has an ridiculously high amount of missing persons cases @Lou_Cypher and the Chi an high murder rate @obnoxiouslyfresh -
I think we all have moments where we think of dismembering somebody. None of you are that different from me.
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growing up I lived by the train tracks that nj transit and Amtrak used. it was 4 sets of tracks and they had these big ass rocks around them. it was probably the dumbest playground ever but it was our cool out spot. we would stand by the tracks and wait for the train to come. the train horn would be going off and then we would bolt across the tracks. the problem was we never knew if another train was trailing on one of the outside tracks. we were basically playing Russian roulette with nj transit and Amtrak. we stopped it when my dude Darryl ran across the track hit his foot and broke that ? ...smh that was scary as hell.
we then came up with a new plan which wasnt much better. we would take these big ass railroad rocks and place them in a line on tracks. when the train came we stand off to the side and throw the little rocks at the windows. one day somebody said yo is it possible we could derail the train? we looked at the ? like trains are magnetic ? and kept on putting the rocks on the lmao. fortunately no passengers or bad ass kids were ever injured and none of us got arrested.
I think train derailment is 1 of 2 crimes besides murder that can be punished by the death penalty. Nj had the death penalty when I was young so they would have fried our ass right there in rahway -
put a fire extinguisher on a train track, surprised we didn't derail the train..... Extinguisher launched so far we couldn't find it after.
Used to put sealed baked bean cans on bonfires, basically turns into a ? grenade, that sauce burnt like ? lol.
Got a local farm that stores large amounts of hay bells, used to roll them out the storage unit down the hill and block off the roads. -
My Freshman year of high school we were all shooting the ? at lunch, cracking jokes and I forget how it started but we'rr throwing food at people with a high arc so they didn't know where it came from. Well dude at my table thought it'd be funny to hit me with some corn. Wasn't a lot he just flung a spoonful. But I was wearing my brand new wade jersey it was a black and white variant, this was fall of 06 so he just won the title, this jersey was fresh as hell. I still wear it, but I digress.
I had to one up this dude, so I grabbed my 3/4 full milkshakes cracked open the top and just threw the whole cup at him, shirt to pant dude just had vanilla milkshake on him. ? was bad, I thought he was going to try and fight me to I stood up. Our table got silent, and then he stood up. I didn't know what he was going to do but then the unexpected happen. His eyes starting watering, I mean ? was sad, and he ran off to the restroom. Our table was cracking up Lolol the story doesn't end here though.
The bell rang and everyone was going to class but I felt bad cuz I had known him since 6th grade. So I go check on him in the restroom. Dudes sniffling with his back to the door in front of those tissue dispensers trying to wipe the shake out of his shirt. When I come in he hears me, as he turns around he looks angry now and he rushes me, he takes a swing but misses, so I grab him and kneee him hard, I was going for the stomach but I guess I hit him in the nuts lol so he falls into the fetal position, clothes full of milkshake, grabbing his nuts, crying lol
So I'm like ? it and go to my next class, about thirty minutes into class two of the school security guards come in and say "super soaker, come with us." When we get to the office kid was sitting down with a navy blue tee the schools make kids wear when they break dress code. He wasn't crying no more but his eyes are puffy and red where you know all the tears done came out already. I got ISS and he never sat at our table again lol -
Man.. on the bus we used to intentionally try to ? the driver off so she'd take us back to the school. We used to have wars. The front of the bus vs the back of the bus and us ? in the back used to be some savages.
We'd throw batteries, shoot quarters with rubberbands, throw half filled soda bottles.. man ANYTHING we could get our hands on we'd throw it them ? at the front. I remember the bus driver ? up and put a trashcan at the back of the bus and we used to launch that ? to the front whenever it got full.
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Man.. on the bus we used to intentionally try to ? the driver off so she'd take us back to the school. We used to have wars. The front of the bus vs the back of the bus and us ? in the back used to be some savages.
We'd throw batteries, shoot quarters with rubberbands, throw half filled soda bottles.. man ANYTHING we could get our hands on we'd throw it them ? at the front. I remember the bus driver ? up and put a trashcan at the back of the bus and we used to launch that ? to the front whenever it got full.
School buses were lit! I remember talking to different girls and sitting by them on the bus having the other ones heated Lolol
Crazy bus story though was one day we arrive to school and the vice principal (50 year old skinny white lady,) was waiting for our bus and didn't let anyone off. She calls about four of us off (none of us white) the bus by name. I guess the bus driver has smelt weed and called ahead to the school but they didn't know who or whatever. At the time I was straight edge lol didn't drink or smoke, played basketball, I had my duffel bag with me. Well anyways the vice prinicipal starts grilling me.
Her: "whose smoking in the bus?"
Me: "umm I didn't know anyone was smoking?"
Her: "you didn't smell it?"
Me:" I don't know what it smells like,"
Her: "what do you mean you don't know what it smells like?"
She looks at me in disgust, rolls her eyes and tells me to get back on the bus. They end up checking everybody's stuff but couldn't find anything so we all went to class. That night I told my mom, she was ? , she's the type to go to war for her kids. Lol
Fast forward like a week later and we're at a parent fund-raiser for basketball. Vice principal is there and I casually mention to my mom that she was the one who pulled me off the bus. My mom went into OG mode. She was like come with me, I was nervous because I'd seen this look before
My mom in her most polite professionl voice: "umm hello can I speak to you in private?"
? didn't know what was coming and said sure and took us to an empty classroom. Then my mom started laying the traps "so I heard you took kids off the bus etc. etc." ole lady was nodding her head. Then my mom snapped. "HOW ARE YOU GOING TO TELL A 16 YEAR OLD, WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT KNOW WHAT WEED SMELLS LIKE?"
She had her shook. she said "I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT MY SON BEING HARRASSED, WHY WERENT OTHER KIDS PULLED OFF YHE BUS."
She literally told this chick "you are not to speak to my son, if he gets into trouble have another administrating deal with him. If you ever harass him again I will be file a report and talk to the news!" Lololol
Low-key I had a sort of immunity after that. Lololol -
i'm so fat I can't remember
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Steal from the liquor store. Had the money too lol
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I remember when I was like 11and Tom Hank's Big had just came out. I was dying to see it so me older brother and cousin all took the bus to go see it. Afterwards I was so excited because we found that silly string ? at the mall and I blackmailed my brother into buying me that and a new toy because I caught him smoking.
Anyways it gets late and we catch the bus back but ended up taking a wrong bus and got lost downtown. By this time buses stopped running so we're standing on the corner trying to figure out what to do. We meet up with these chicks and while we're standing there one of the girls sees a couple bums laying on a park bench across the street
She's like ew look at those bums that's so gross or something like that. Man them bums heard her and took off on us. I being the youngest was freaked out so I took off running at first All the girls followed. My brother decided he was going to fight them though. Then me trying trying to save face in front of the girls came back and tried to back up my brother and one of the bums hit me in the stomach. I really freaked out then because I couldn't believe he hit a kid. Then my brother and cousin really started fighting and it got crazy.
The cops came and we all got taken to the station. Didn't get arrested though because of our age but our parents had to pick is up. Got in so much trouble -
going raw and bussin in chicks
breaking into cars
not paying people back and getting low on em
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Man.. on the bus we used to intentionally try to ? the driver off so she'd take us back to the school. We used to have wars. The front of the bus vs the back of the bus and us ? in the back used to be some savages.
We'd throw batteries, shoot quarters with rubberbands, throw half filled soda bottles.. man ANYTHING we could get our hands on we'd throw it them ? at the front. I remember the bus driver ? up and put a trashcan at the back of the bus and we used to launch that ? to the front whenever it got full.
I never got ? with the bus driver. Hell I never got ? with anybody in a position to ? you up. ? around hit the bus driver they crash and now you ? up -
We used to run and jump on people cars , walking down China town and punch people and take their ?
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Man.. on the bus we used to intentionally try to ? the driver off so she'd take us back to the school. We used to have wars. The front of the bus vs the back of the bus and us ? in the back used to be some savages.
We'd throw batteries, shoot quarters with rubberbands, throw half filled soda bottles.. man ANYTHING we could get our hands on we'd throw it them ? at the front. I remember the bus driver ? up and put a trashcan at the back of the bus and we used to launch that ? to the front whenever it got full.
Lol we had this old ass white cowboy hat wearing ? for a bus driver that the kids used to ? with ? . Throwing papers at him when hes driving and stuff. One time people were flinging condoms at him and one landed on the back of his hat and was dangling off his hat for the whole ride home. Everybody was in tears laughing and he would get on the mic telling everyone to calm down or he was gonna pull the bus over and all this extra ? .
One time he really did pull the bus over into a grocery store parking lot and we sat there for 20 minutes while he called school security to come and write us all up. At least half of the bus opened up and left through the different emergency exits. ? was hilarious.
