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illestni99ainne
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When we go in this store, Don't touch ? , Don't ask for ? , you ain't getting ? !
Moms was good for that one
Or You wouldn't clean your room to save your life! Or insert whatever situation and we wouldn't do that to save our life according to my moms. She said that ALL THE TIME!
I say it to my kids now
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Go get me a switch
? still haunts me til this day.. -
I brought u in the world, i can take u out
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Shut up before I give you something to cry about!
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"You don't believe black cows give white milk."
Smh my mom used to stay saying that ? .I brought u in the world, i can take u out
This too -
you got ____________ money??
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you aint got a ? to ? in, a window to throw it out of..
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You don't believe fried meat is greasy...
Kids should be seen and not heard...
Why your eyes so red.. -
808HiLife808 wrote: »you got ____________ money??
Lmao..I say this ? all the time. It's just a perfect response, shuts em down every time. -
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Stay outta grown folk business
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"HOW .. MANY... TIMES. ..HAVE...I...TOLD.. YOU..."
Don't act like y'all don't know the whoopin' monologue. -
illestni99ainne wrote: »"HOW .. MANY... TIMES. ..HAVE...I...TOLD.. YOU..."
Don't act like y'all don't know the whoopin' monologue.
yoooooo hahahaha -
illestni99ainne wrote: »Stay outta grown folk business
Lol u beat me to it -
Me: mama im hungry
Her: boy i cooked 2 days ago, better eat them leftovers
Me:i dont want that
Her: guess yo ass aint hungry
Me: *in my head thoughts* "i cant wait til i get big and move the ? out" -
"I'm not one of your lil friends"
My mom is 5"3. me and ALL of my friends were bigger than her -
I brought u in the world, i can take u out
My mom used to say I own the air you breathe lol -
act like you got some home trainin
if you knew your school work like you know them damn ______
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ima show ya better than i can tell ya
a hard head make a soft ass -
Getting sent to bed at 3 pm for acting up
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atribecalledgabi wrote: »Getting sent to bed at 3 pm for acting up
thats basically solitary confinement -
Classic lines..damn I miss my mom..she was a character..
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You must think I'm Boo Boo the Fool
who the hell is that???? -
me: momma where we goin??
moms: to hell if we dont pray.. -
"What the ? did your fat ass get in trouble for now? I swear you ain't ? ."
"Dumb ? , who tell you to turn the a.c. on? You don't pay any bills you lazy son of a ? ."
"I wish those cops would have kept your ass. I wish your ain't ? daddy wore a condom. I can't catch a ? break."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=depKhD_mZsA
