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Mum- pass me the thingy
Me - what??
Mum- THE THINGY!!! -
You can't do this ___ for me? Wait till you want something from me
Mom I'm not doing anything, that is the problem your not doing anything -
You cant say hey cat, hey dog, nothin..
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lordhonka2 wrote: »I just bought that _______ the other day and yall already ate it up
lol I be thinkin' to myself "ey Maa. there's 8 ? in this house bruh once everyone bangs a bowl of cereal before school obviously the ? gonna be finished" -
blue_london wrote: »Mum- pass me the thingy
Me - what??
Mum- THE THINGY!!!
My mama is good for that. This one of her favorites too
Ma: Boy cmere, not you, that other one, no damn it the OTHER ONE
Like you can't remember which one of us you want or our ? names? Bruh? -
"I'm a beat yo ass 'til it 'rote like okra."
Still don't know what this means -
My mom would always say "Dont make me leave my mark."
I never understood what that meant...
Until i had my OWN lightskin kids!
OHHHHHHH. I "get it" now lol -
"If you bring any hoes in here, I hit it first."
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Imma knock yo ass into next week!!
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Joker_De_La_Muerta wrote: »"If you bring any hoes in here, I hit it first."
Tha ? !? -
don't let ya mouth write a check your ass can't cash
imma give you somethin to cry about
act like you civilized -
you ain't got a ? to ? in nare a window to throw it out
you Betta beat the street lights in
money dont grow on trees -
Close tha door you letting out all the good air!!
Long as you under my roof you gonna do what I say
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Boy if you dont turn that damn tv down you deaf???
And you bet not have one of them lil heffas here while im gone either
moms was/is a crazy lil woman -
Joker_De_La_Muerta wrote: »"If you bring any hoes in here, I hit it first."
Lol don't be a menace -
Stay in or out
Dont be slamming my damn door like u pay the bills
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Joker_De_La_Muerta wrote: »"If you bring any hoes in here, I hit it first."
Lol don't be a menace
I got that part. But it wasnt a mother that said it.
