FLORIDA: ZOO EMPLOYEE KILLED WHILE ATTEMPTING TO ? AN ALLIGATOR
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A zoo keeper was killed this morning in the alligator enclosure of the Naples Zoo, while he was attempting to sexually assault a 12 foot long reptile.
According to Captain Henri White, spokesman of the Naples Police Department, 24-year old Jimmy Olsen was engaged in full sexual intercourse with one of the younger reptiles, when he was surprised by one of the larger animals which attacked from behind.
The young man was caught by the throat by the alligator, who dragged him underwater and drowned him.
Jimmy Olsen’s death took place around 6:00 AM this morning, but his disappearance was noticed only an hour later by other employees. They finally discovered his dismembered body floating in the pool of the alligator enclosure around 8:30.
“The images captured by the security cameras show that Mr Olsen had clearly placed himself in a very vulnerable position,” Captain White told reporters. “He had his pants around his knees and was lying down on top of one the animals, with his back to the others. The poor guy didn’t stand a chance! We can see him being dragged in the water, then he disappears from sight. He was probably dead within thirty seconds of the attack.”
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Jimmy Olsen had been working with the reptiles at Naples Zoo for the last two years, and was considered a reptile specialist. He was killed, by a 24-foot long male alligator named Brutus while he was engaged in sexual intercourse with one of the smaller specimens.
Although Mr. Olsen’s is the first zoo worker to die while having sexual intercourse with an animal, he is not the first one to be implicated in an incident implicating ? .
In 2002, three employees of the Columbus zoo were condemned, after it was revealed that the zookeepers allowed people into the zoo after business hours for the purpose of copulating with the animals.
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Sigh.....
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Pics of the alligator?
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This story gotta be some ? . I know man's ain't ? no aligators.Pics of the alligator?
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KingFreeman wrote: »
Don't put anything past white people -
WTF?!
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He should've pressed his ultra sonic signal watch
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So supermans bud tried to ? an alligator
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Gator dont play that ? ?
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Was it killer croc?
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Joker_De_La_Lover wrote: »KingFreeman wrote: »
Don't put anything past white people
True..
This was happening down here in south GA. White boys would go into the swamps and catch and tie gators up and ? em...no lie -
Joker_De_La_Lover wrote: »
This article was soon widely spread by social media users as if it were a genuine news report. However, it is nothing more than a work of fiction published by the fake news site World News Daily Report, whose other fabricated stories include “? ENTHUSIAST IMPREGNATES OWN WIFE WITH FROZEN SPERM OF ? ” and “MAN ACCUSED OF HATE CRIME FOR GIVING A LAP DANCE TO A PERSISTENT JEHOVAH’S WITNESS.” -
Not surprised. It's Florida.
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Smh@yall ? who believed this stupid ass ? , yea white ppl on some crazy ? but damn , aint nobody tryna ? no damn alligators, and the dude had the name of a damn comic book character
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Not surprised. It's Florida.
Not surprised. It's Florida. -
Joker_De_La_Lover wrote: »KingFreeman wrote: »
Don't put anything past white people
True..
This was happening down here in south GA. White boys would go into the swamps and catch and tie gators up and ? em...no lie
I need to take a nap. This ? ... -
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I bet he thought "gators must have the ultimate snapper!"
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Interior crocodile alligator
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Cant ? an alligator, their genitalia is located on their underbelly. No gator is gonna just allow that.