Annoying things the opposite sex says
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So i been going raw in this broad from my gym...? city...shes prolly gona be my next gf...but the day after i smashed this ? kept sayn
"My tummy hurts" for like 6 days straight like she was tryna get a reaction out of me...she would text me wyd?? N id ask her the same n she would go to the "tummy hurts" line...she got the BC implant so i felt relieved but damn that ? gona make me cheat on her for being fuckn annoying
"My tummy hurts" for like 6 days straight like she was tryna get a reaction out of me...she would text me wyd?? N id ask her the same n she would go to the "tummy hurts" line...she got the BC implant so i felt relieved but damn that ? gona make me cheat on her for being fuckn annoying
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After smashing a few times the "so what are we?" Line
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I had a similar situation with a girl back in the day she was always faking being pregnant every month, you should run away as fast as you can right now that ? will not end well.
My girl is always telling me "you don't see things from my point of view" she really needs to chill with that ? . -
After smashing a few times the "so what are we?" Line
Had a chick ask me that before we even smashed -
"I just think it's funny how"
My ears basically turn off when I hear that ? . -
Damn near everything that emnates from their mouth.
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Preach2Teach wrote: »I had a similar situation with a girl back in the day she was always faking being pregnant every month, you should run away as fast as you can right now that ? will not end well.
My girl is always telling me "you don't see things from my point of view" she really needs to chill with that ? .
Mannnnnn way to get outta that ? -
Can I have a sip/bite?
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No,dont,and stop
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Busta Carmichael wrote: »
Had a chick ask me that after she sucked me off in the mall parking lot -
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'I've been thinking,..'
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"We need to talk"
"Lets talk"
"Can we talk" -
yellowtapesport wrote: »'I've been thinking,..'
'Anyway' -
Its annoying how when you lie to these ? , you a ? , and when you tell the truth, you still a ? .
Starting a little over a year ago, I told myself im done lying to these ? , and I swear I been in more ? since.
So i met this ? a while back, cute little white girl, loves to suck ? and rides ? like a porn star. No lie.
Early on I told her we just gonna let this flow without any expectations and we see where it goes. She agreed.
Now we all know that means we just gonna chill and ? . I know it, she knows it, yall know it. It aint deep.
About 2 months ago, she started talking about really liking me. I was like yo chill, dont let it go that way. She got mad talking about im a ? and all she wanna do is tell me she likes me.
I told her I wasnt with all that, and she was gonna get her heart broken so she should be out before her feelings grow.
Some might say im a ? , but I was being genuine. Straight honest. I dont want to see the girl get hurt just cause im getting ? .
Older I get the more thoughtful I am of hurting the next person.
Anyway, we aint talk again till she hit me up on Friday. Long weekend and ? . Told the ? to come through, had her cooking for me and ? her in all types of ways, and she aint mention her emotions at all.
Annoying ass ? . -
HundredEyes wrote: »Can I have a sip/bite?
This ? got me mad as ? just thinking about it. -
EVERY ? HOUSE I WENT TO IF SHE HAD A 16 INCH FLAT SCREEN TV I KNEW I WAS FUCKN!!!
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Its annoying how when you lie to these ? , you a ? , and when you tell the truth, you still a ? .
Starting a little over a year ago, I told myself im done lying to these ? , and I swear I been in more ? since.
So i met this ? a while back, cute little white girl, loves to suck ? and rides ? like a porn star. No lie.
Early on I told her we just gonna let this flow without any expectations and we see where it goes. She agreed.
Now we all know that means we just gonna chill and ? . I know it, she knows it, yall know it. It aint deep.
About 2 months ago, she started talking about really liking me. I was like yo chill, dont let it go that way. She got mad talking about im a ? and all she wanna do is tell me she likes me.
I told her I wasnt with all that, and she was gonna get her heart broken so she should be out before her feelings grow.
Some might say im a ? , but I was being genuine. Straight honest. I dont want to see the girl get hurt just cause im getting ? .
Older I get the more thoughtful I am of hurting the next person.
Anyway, we aint talk again till she hit me up on Friday. Long weekend and ? . Told the ? to come through, had her cooking for me and ? her in all types of ways, and she aint mention her emotions at all.
Annoying ass ? .
Inb4 you fall in love with her and she doesnt answer it.
Karma fam, be safe out there
Just dont forget to make a thread about it later on. -
HundredEyes wrote: »Its annoying how when you lie to these ? , you a ? , and when you tell the truth, you still a ? .
Starting a little over a year ago, I told myself im done lying to these ? , and I swear I been in more ? since.
So i met this ? a while back, cute little white girl, loves to suck ? and rides ? like a porn star. No lie.
Early on I told her we just gonna let this flow without any expectations and we see where it goes. She agreed.
Now we all know that means we just gonna chill and ? . I know it, she knows it, yall know it. It aint deep.
About 2 months ago, she started talking about really liking me. I was like yo chill, dont let it go that way. She got mad talking about im a ? and all she wanna do is tell me she likes me.
I told her I wasnt with all that, and she was gonna get her heart broken so she should be out before her feelings grow.
Some might say im a ? , but I was being genuine. Straight honest. I dont want to see the girl get hurt just cause im getting ? .
Older I get the more thoughtful I am of hurting the next person.
Anyway, we aint talk again till she hit me up on Friday. Long weekend and ? . Told the ? to come through, had her cooking for me and ? her in all types of ways, and she aint mention her emotions at all.
Annoying ass ? .
Inb4 you fall in love with her and she doesnt answer it.
Karma fam, be safe out there
Just dont forget to make a thread about it later on.
Yo it is what it is. If that happens, it happens. -
"We need to talk"
"Lets talk"
"Can we talk"
Learned this the hard way
Apparently what I think that means and what he does are 2 totally different things lol -
"You know what??" Usually some foul/mean/arguementive ? bout to come after that
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Preach2Teach wrote: »I had a similar situation with a girl back in the day she was always faking being pregnant every month, you should run away as fast as you can right now that ? will not end well.
My girl is always telling me "you don't see things from my point of view" she really needs to chill with that ? .
Mannnnnn way to get outta that ?
Funny thing is after a year of her doing that ? when I finally cut her loose it turned out she was actually pregnant lol that ? was crazy tho. -
"I'm a dog mom"
"Im a cat mom"
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Her - "Did you pull out in time?"
Me -
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Me: You look nice today
Her: What looks nice about me?
Literally every woman I know does that. Can't you just take the dann compliment and keep it moving?