Ever took a ? in a PORTA ? ??
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yellowtapesport
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These ? gotta be the most disgusting invention ever...
Had to use one yesterday, and it was nothing but ? MOUNDS, dry tissue and flies at the bottom of basically a ? BUCKET lol
Kept clinchn my sunglasses in fear of dropping them while holding my breath trying to stay balanced and not touch anything LOL
Not sure how anybody can deal with that ? long enough to take a dump..? must not have any PRIDE smh
HANDS DOWN top 5 most humiliating human experiences
Don't think I could do it...never had to ? THAT bad.
Had to use one yesterday, and it was nothing but ? MOUNDS, dry tissue and flies at the bottom of basically a ? BUCKET lol
Kept clinchn my sunglasses in fear of dropping them while holding my breath trying to stay balanced and not touch anything LOL
Not sure how anybody can deal with that ? long enough to take a dump..? must not have any PRIDE smh
HANDS DOWN top 5 most humiliating human experiences
Don't think I could do it...never had to ? THAT bad.
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I ? it in one before in high school. It was during a Arizona summer I came out sweaty as ?
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? no
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I have. I hated every minute of it. I will normally not even go inside one to ? , ill ? outside on the wall of the porta ? lol.
Ive always kind of had a phobia of porta ? 's since i was a kid. My mom took me to this lake and they had one there. I really had to take a ? so my mom walked with me to the porta ? . Think i was maybe 5 at the time.
I could see flies everywhere on top of the porta ? and that kind of creeped me out. I open the door, and someone or maybe a group of people had ? EVERYWHERE in there. All over the seat, the floor, the ? part. Then there were ? handprints all over the walls and smeared ? on the walls and roof.
? (literally) ? traumatized me. I slammed the door and asked my mom if we could go home and she was like "Wtf? stop being a ? " then looked in there herself, turned around and we went to the car and went home lol.
Only used them in emergencies after that.
Then, there was a ? guy up here that was busted along the highway. He had got scuba equipment and went INSIDE all of the ? and ? , and would sit down there for hours waiting for people to come in and he would film/take pics of people ? and ? . He should have gotten the death penalty.. no reason someone like that should be walking around on the streets. -
Nope i avoid them nasty ? .
plus i fear this
[img]http://www.gifbooster.com/wp-content/uploads/1566/woman-kicks-over-occupied-porta-? _14.gif[/img]
[img]http://www.gifbin.com/bin/032011/1299505824_? -3d-steve-oport-a-? -slingshot.gif[/img]
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Hells no,I rather take a ? in the woods before I take a ? in those disgusting biohazard porta ? 's.
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This the IC bro the almighty allhiphoppers don't take ? in Porta ? 's b
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I don't speak of those lost moments in time.
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dalyricalbandit wrote: »Nope i avoid them nasty ? .
plus i fear this
[img]http://www.gifbooster.com/wp-content/uploads/1566/woman-kicks-over-occupied-porta-? _14.gif[/img]
[img]http://www.gifbin.com/bin/032011/1299505824_? -3d-steve-oport-a-? -slingshot.gif[/img]
I will ? ? a ? -
I was stationed in Germany. If you know Graf/Hoenfels, you know port-a-pottys very well.
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There's nothing better than ? in a freshly clean one.
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at the redskins games folks smoke out the port a ? 's
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? yeah. They're WOAT. I remember at Bonnaroo 2008 clenching my ass for 3 hours and holding sum stoolage because I didn't wanna lose my place close to the stage.
After the show was done I ? power walked (running would open the ? sphincter) to the Potties and was horrified when I walked into one.
Filthy beyond belief. ? and ? everywhere. I certainly couldn't sit down but I wasn't gonna hover like no ? . So I took my shorts off and squatted on top of the hole like a ? savage. But the kicker was this: my door lock was ? and wouldn't lock.
So what followed was the longest 8 minutes of my life with me squatting on top of this ? , one hand holding my shorts the other pulling the door so that sum fine ass, Molly-ed festival ? wouldn't open the door and see me like that...all while sweating like Patrick Ewing in the fourth quarter 'cause that Tennessee summer ain't no joke.
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There's nothing better than ? in a freshly clean one.
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Sandinista wrote: »
So what followed was the longest 8 minutes of my life with me squatting on top of this ? , one hand holding my shorts the other pulling the door so that sum fine ass, Molly-ed festival ? wouldn't open the door and see me like that...all while sweating like Patrick Ewing in the fourth quarter 'cause that Tennessee summer ain't no joke.
This is some suicidal ? my ? -
who the hell aint never used a porta ? before...nobody with construction work experience on this site I see.
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NO CONSTRUCTION WORK EXPERIENCE POST
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Steve O coulda died
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Construction job with the Migos. Those dam tacos...couldn't hold it.
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A Greyhound bus bathroom is just as worse. Soon as you open the lid the filth sloshes and splashes on you. Since the engine is right next to the restroom it makes everything hot and the ? is slowly stewing. No toilet paper. No leg room. Broken lock 100% of the time. If the door does not lock then the bathroom light does not come on. I found out the hard way when I went to DC and had to ? in the pitch black dark at 4am. The bus was doing 70. I'm bouncing around in the dark bathroom. The toilet contents splashing everywhere. I said ? it and just ? on the floor. soon as we got to Virginia I took a standing sink bath in the station restroom
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tompetrez3 wrote: »A Greyhound bus bathroom is just as worse. Soon as you open the lid the filth sloshes and splashes on you. Since the engine is right next to the restroom it makes everything hot and the ? is slowly stewing. No toilet paper. No leg room. Broken lock 100% of the time. If the door does not lock then the bathroom light does not come on. I found out the hard way when I went to DC and had to ? in the pitch black dark at 4am. The bus was doing 70. I'm bouncing around in the dark bathroom. The toilet contents splashing everywhere. I said ? it and just ? on the floor. soon as we got to Virginia I took a standing sink bath in the station restroom
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Had no qualms about it til i was leaving a music fest n saw a group of ? ? bags tryin to kick one over with no regard for ? spillage n thought to myself its not worth the risk from then on out.
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Had no qualms about it til i was leaving a music fest n saw a group of ? ? bags tryin to kick one over with no regard for ? spillage n thought to myself its not worth the risk from then on out.
thats what im saying ? trying ? like that is a case waiting to happen
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Never trust a ? who's willing to take dumps in a PORTA ?
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I ? in one everyday
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I was in Ft. Lee for training. I was laying in the prone position shooting at a simulated terrorist attack program. Full body armor. Out the blue my stomach said "boopaloop!". I asked the drill sargent to stop the exercise so I could go use the restroom. His response was "Privates use the portajohn outside". So I go fast walk about 80 yards to the porta ? . Almost ? myself taking off my body armor. Went it, and yes there's literally a big mound of ? created off all different shades and textures of feces peeking at you through some blueish green fluid. I closed my eyes, held my breath, bent my knees at the most uncomfortable position a sharted like a mug. I'm so thankful wasn't no hoes around.
